Replying to Help me Petition Ignorant Park

I recently went to a local park near Pittsburgh Pennsylvania to only hear 'Skis aren't permitted in our park'... WTF!!! I just blinked and replied 'You don't allow twin tips in your park'. Then came the reply 'What are twintips?'. Pennsylvanians are morons. Please help me educate these people on the newschool and send a complaint to Shultz@cobweb.com for not allowing twintips in SnoZone Park.

Strength in Numbers folks,
Mel