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Lus146
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I became friends with the really cool girl in one of my classes and I got her phone number but I have no idea how I should text her or how to talk to her. All the other girlfriends I have had just sorta happened so I have zero experience. What do?
Nov 24 2014 10:40PM
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JahLiam
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send her a dick pic and say "guess who ;)"
Nov 24 2014 10:43PM
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Lus146
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JahLiamsend her a dick pic and say "guess who ;)"


Aw shit I didn't think of that. Thanks
Nov 24 2014 10:44PM
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dingus
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Don't talk to girls they have cooties
Nov 24 2014 10:47PM
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El_Barto.
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I have found that knock knock jokes through texts work well at getting a girls attention.

The best one is the interrupting cow joke because it totally makes no sense and she will think youre a retard and bitches love retards
Nov 24 2014 10:48PM
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Mingg
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Just be yourself. Don't think much of it. Seriously I hateee when guys try to flirt right away or they make it obvious that they want to get with me. Just make small talk. Get to know each other and don't be pushy about it.
Nov 24 2014 10:52PM
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270on420out
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I fucking hate texting most girls. It's a chore.
Nov 24 2014 10:54PM
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Wheat
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"suck me beautiful"
Nov 24 2014 10:57PM
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Huck_Fin
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Pee in her butt.
Nov 24 2014 11:00PM
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AT-AT
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I don't.

But for real, just talk to her as if you would talk to anyone else. Start with things like where are you from, whats your major, hobbies, sports, weather, etc. and just go from there.

Just be you.
Nov 24 2014 11:03PM
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.yoski
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lol if shes hot you have no chance boi
Nov 24 2014 11:15PM
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Lus146
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.yoskilol if shes hot you have no chance boi


Unless I'm not a big bitch boi.
Nov 24 2014 11:17PM
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Lus146
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.yoskilol if shes hot you have no chance boi


Unless I'm not a big bitch boi.
Nov 24 2014 11:17PM
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Toaster-Tony
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MinggJust be yourself. Don't think much of it. Seriously I hateee when guys try to flirt right away or they make it obvious that they want to get with me. Just make small talk. Get to know each other and don't be pushy about it.


Obviously you shouldn't do this... Go straight for the kill; you're a man aren't you??
Nov 24 2014 11:50PM
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SmotSmoke
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just talk to them like a regular person and show them respect and be yourself, thats what I have done and this girl started to tell me that I needed to find a better girl pretty much and she is one. She talks to me about some deep stuff and she also tells me about girls that like me but she likes me a lot aswell. Its nice to have a girl like that and she likes to have me sleep in her bed so i like it and I don't have to stress out about her because she is chill, Ill probably take her out on a date somewhere next week.

My thought on it is if a girl treats you nice and likes you enough to talk to you and like being around you why not show her some respect and take her out somewhere. Thats what my grandpa always went by. If she doesn't want to go out shes a trick ass bitch.
Nov 25 2014 12:12AM
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ModMommy
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Knock knock jokes are actually great conversation starters!
Nov 25 2014 12:46AM
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.Hugo.
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learn how to fart on command, then fart the a,b,c's. now that you have all the letters down you can talk with your farts!
Nov 25 2014 12:49AM
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DirtYStylE
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IF your a man you call her up and set up the date. Most likely your just a kid so you can text her for the next 2 weeks while trying to get the conversation to go in the right direction
Nov 25 2014 1:22AM
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El_Barto.
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El_Barto.I have found that knock knock jokes through texts work well at getting a girls attention.

The best one is the interrupting cow joke because it totally makes no sense and she will think youre a retard and bitches love retards


ImmasKnock knock jokes are actually great conversation starters!


I just want to point out how fucking right i am. Suck it nubs
Nov 25 2014 1:33AM
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SFB
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sorry OP cant help you, im autistic and dont talk to girls.
Nov 25 2014 1:34AM
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dmski
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SteezeyMcbreezeyPee in her butt.


ahhhh without fail. good work ns.
Nov 25 2014 11:02AM
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Laurent.
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Acquire a Bugatti.
Show it off.
Ask for sex.
Get sex.

http://youtu.be/n3M-ZlDdLzw
Nov 25 2014 11:34AM
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GayWolf420
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^ Dr Lawrence, I think this video displays better women-getting tactics:

http://youtu.be/LyNGpPvVyVI
Nov 25 2014 11:42AM
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Deezy
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I'm pretty sure when a girl gives you her number she's telling you to text her. Why the fuck else would she give you her number? To look at? You'd be insulting her if you did'nt text her.
On another note 95% of the time girls will be flattered that you ask her out to a movie or something. The more cliche the better! bitches love that shit

Source: Single as fuck.
Nov 25 2014 11:43AM
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miroz
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MinggJust be yourself. Don't think much of it. Seriously I hateee when guys try to flirt right away or they make it obvious that they want to get with me. Just make small talk. Get to know each other and don't be pushy about it.


This. Watch the movie Hitch and do what Will Smith does. Will Smith is love. Will Smith is life.

But seriously, hot girls are used to being hit on. Surprise her by listening to her and being real. Have real conversations with her. Eventually friendliness will become flirting (usually inevitable) and from there it's just a matter of sealing the deal. By then, if all's gone well, you'll be pretty comfortable with her and she with you, so this will be straightforward.

Good luck man. Don't worry too much about it. If you fail, who cares? You get unlimited tries.
Nov 25 2014 1:44PM
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MWG
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbYNAZxcWh4

Or don't even talk hahaah
Nov 25 2014 2:08PM
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Bucklay
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AT-ATBut for real, just talk to her as if you would talk to anyone else. Start with things like where are you from, whats your major, hobbies, sports, weather, etc. and just go from there.

Just be you.


Funny how this shit got downvoted
Nov 25 2014 2:38PM
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numnuts
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dont talk to her just simply pee in her butt
Nov 25 2014 3:05PM
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lurking
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omnidataAcquire a Bugatti.
Show it off.
Ask for sex.
Get sex.

http://youtu.be/n3M-ZlDdLzw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djE-BLrdDDc
Nov 25 2014 9:57PM
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MashedPotateos69
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Small talk never works man don't want to get friend zoned the first day. Just be an asshole, girls love dicks for some reason
Nov 25 2014 10:05PM
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Mr.noodle
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Tell her you want to fuck her mercifulnessly for 6 hours straight just straight up

if she agrees *boom* you win

And if no say your friend took your phone
Nov 25 2014 10:29PM
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tcgoldman
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Wow. this is it op. Its a win win situation. is it possible in this situation to end up with a scone and "mad pussy"? Because that would be rad
Nov 25 2014 11:26PM
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BeefiestExpert
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Treat her like your 6 year old sister.... Take her to Mcdonalds and only buy her mighty kids meals cause girls like that
Nov 26 2014 12:37AM
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E__
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Lus146I became friends with the really cool girl in one of my classes and I got her phone number but I have no idea how I should text her


Presumably you have a phone of some sort, if you do not have a phone skip to option 3.

Option 1: Cell Phone
Since you have obtained her number there are a number of options to contact the female through text messaging services. Most phones have a messaging application already installed on it. The symbol or icon for the application will resemble some sort of speech bubble or keyboard. Click that icon and a window will appear with your contacts or phone numbers. Type her phone number into the "To:" bar, much like an e-mail address. This is who the message is sent to when you press "send". Now get your charming words warmed because the next step is to type the message you want to send. Now obviously you're going to want to swoon her with your incredible vocabulary and thoughtful message but not come off as too strong. If I may, I will suggest my go to:

"Eyy baby you wan sum fuk?"

Now, when all that is typed out, take a deep breathe because this is the important part. Just kidding, press "send" you pussy. Alright, now you wait for her response but by god do I hope she has a cell phone or else that message will come up on the landline and be read by a robotic voice box who sounds like a less intelligent Stephen hawking who couldn't finish his college degree and got stuck at that dead end job.

Option 2: Landline
Now this is a more involving way of reaching the female because you will have to actually talk to her instead of type chatting like the text message option. Here you will have to use your brain at precise moments to make her like you instead of sounding like a ham beast flapping it's lips at porkchops. This is a lot harder than text messaging for most people.

Option 3: Give up
Nobody talks face to face anymore and you will seem weird if you approach in real life so deals up. You're out of luck, if that's the case hand the number over to me and I will sort things out with her...
Nov 26 2014 12:56AM
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LynxNation
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Talking to girls is like improv, never let the conversation die. Avoid convos that can end in dead air or 1 word answers. And yeah I made a theatre reference, kill me.

We bitches love talking about ourselves so maker her feel special.
Nov 26 2014 1:06AM
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BeefiestExpert
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E__Presumably you have a phone of some sort, if you do not have a phone skip to option 3.

Option 1: Cell Phone
Since you have obtained her number there are a number of options to contact the female through text messaging services. Most phones have a messaging application already installed on it. The symbol or icon for the application will resemble some sort of speech bubble or keyboard. Click that icon and a window will appear with your contacts or phone numbers. Type her phone number into the "To:" bar, much like an e-mail address. This is who the message is sent to when you press "send". Now get your charming words warmed because the next step is to type the message you want to send. Now obviously you're going to want to swoon her with your incredible vocabulary and thoughtful message but not come off as too strong. If I may, I will suggest my go to:

"Eyy baby you wan sum fuk?"

Now, when all that is typed out, take a deep breathe because this is the important part. Just kidding, press "send" you pussy. Alright, now you wait for her response but by god do I hope she has a cell phone or else that message will come up on the landline and be read by a robotic voice box who sounds like a less intelligent Stephen hawking who couldn't finish his college degree and got stuck at that dead end job.

Option 2: Landline
Now this is a more involving way of reaching the female because you will have to actually talk to her instead of type chatting like the text message option. Here you will have to use your brain at precise moments to make her like you instead of sounding like a ham beast flapping it's lips at porkchops. This is a lot harder than text messaging for most people.

Option 3: Give up
Nobody talks face to face anymore and you will seem weird if you approach in real life so deals up. You're out of luck, if that's the case hand the number over to me and I will sort things out with her...


this seems more reliable
Nov 26 2014 2:20AM
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BonusNo413
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Nov 26 2014 4:07AM
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BonusNo413
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Nov 26 2014 4:09AM
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BonusNo413
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BonusNo413
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Nov 26 2014 4:10AM
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BonusNo413
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Shit. I mash the laggy Post Reply button and this is what it comes to. RIP account.
Nov 26 2014 4:12AM
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.lencon
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^^^^^^

6x post=new NS record


but op, why do you need this girl? Girls are just complicated and skis are enough. I mean girls are great but they're too complicated.

I'll show you how skis are better. Even if skis don't like you, you can still ride them without it being illegal.
Nov 26 2014 5:07AM
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lurking
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.Lincolnbut op, why do you need this girl? Girls are just complicated and skis are enough. I mean girls are great but they're too complicated.


And they are needy. Skis though, a good waxing and edging and you are good for awhile.
Nov 26 2014 8:44AM
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Toaster-Tony
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LynxNationTalking to girls is like improv, never let the conversation die. Avoid convos that can end in dead air or 1 word answers. And yeah I made a theatre reference, kill me.

We bitches love talking about ourselves so maker her feel special.


Shit, you make sound like we're trying to defuse a bomb here. Just walk up to her and say some shit.. ask her how's the day going and go from there. Women are just people too, just don't say anything too weird and you'll be fine.
Nov 26 2014 4:04PM
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connecticunt
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1.) Be be an asshole, but be funny about it.

2.) If you have any weird hobbies, keep them to yourself. It doesn't make you interesting.

3.) Only bring up other girls in a negative way. Do not compliment any other girls while she's around for like at least a month.

4.) Drunk text her. Shows she's on your mind even when you're plastered.

All girls really want is to be told they're pretty and get fucked. At least at a basic level.
Nov 26 2014 4:15PM
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413Crew
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pee in her butt
Nov 26 2014 4:45PM
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Rachy
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This one time, a guy asked me for my number.

I gave it to him. He then texted me saying, "hey, how are you?"

Later that night I was pocket dialed. The conversation being had was about how amazing he thought the sex would be with me and it was quite descriptive in regards to the things he would do to me.

Don't do this.
Nov 26 2014 4:49PM
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corona
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connecticunt1.) Be be an asshole, but be funny about it.

2.) If you have any weird hobbies, keep them to yourself. It doesn't make you interesting.

3.) Only bring up other girls in a negative way. Do not compliment any other girls while she's around for like at least a month.

4.) Drunk text her. Shows she's on your mind even when you're plastered.

All girls really want is to be told they're pretty and get fucked. At least at a basic level.


not sure if ratchet or joking
Nov 26 2014 5:02PM
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pumpkinspice
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sup fam! its ur boi chopper, basically i got like 10 hoes on tinder thats im matched with but i got no luck scoring!!!
HELP
Nov 26 2014 5:09PM
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