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JahLiamsend her a dick pic and say "guess who ;)"
.yoskilol if shes hot you have no chance boi
.yoskilol if shes hot you have no chance boi
MinggJust be yourself. Don't think much of it. Seriously I hateee when guys try to flirt right away or they make it obvious that they want to get with me. Just make small talk. Get to know each other and don't be pushy about it.
El_Barto.I have found that knock knock jokes through texts work well at getting a girls attention.
The best one is the interrupting cow joke because it totally makes no sense and she will think youre a retard and bitches love retards
ImmasKnock knock jokes are actually great conversation starters!
SteezeyMcbreezeyPee in her butt.
MinggJust be yourself. Don't think much of it. Seriously I hateee when guys try to flirt right away or they make it obvious that they want to get with me. Just make small talk. Get to know each other and don't be pushy about it.
AT-ATBut for real, just talk to her as if you would talk to anyone else. Start with things like where are you from, whats your major, hobbies, sports, weather, etc. and just go from there.
Just be you.
omnidataAcquire a Bugatti.
Show it off.
Ask for sex.
Get sex.
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Lus146I became friends with the really cool girl in one of my classes and I got her phone number but I have no idea how I should text her
E__Presumably you have a phone of some sort, if you do not have a phone skip to option 3.
Option 1: Cell Phone
Since you have obtained her number there are a number of options to contact the female through text messaging services. Most phones have a messaging application already installed on it. The symbol or icon for the application will resemble some sort of speech bubble or keyboard. Click that icon and a window will appear with your contacts or phone numbers. Type her phone number into the "To:" bar, much like an e-mail address. This is who the message is sent to when you press "send". Now get your charming words warmed because the next step is to type the message you want to send. Now obviously you're going to want to swoon her with your incredible vocabulary and thoughtful message but not come off as too strong. If I may, I will suggest my go to:
"Eyy baby you wan sum fuk?"
Now, when all that is typed out, take a deep breathe because this is the important part. Just kidding, press "send" you pussy. Alright, now you wait for her response but by god do I hope she has a cell phone or else that message will come up on the landline and be read by a robotic voice box who sounds like a less intelligent Stephen hawking who couldn't finish his college degree and got stuck at that dead end job.
Option 2: Landline
Now this is a more involving way of reaching the female because you will have to actually talk to her instead of type chatting like the text message option. Here you will have to use your brain at precise moments to make her like you instead of sounding like a ham beast flapping it's lips at porkchops. This is a lot harder than text messaging for most people.
Option 3: Give up
Nobody talks face to face anymore and you will seem weird if you approach in real life so deals up. You're out of luck, if that's the case hand the number over to me and I will sort things out with her...
.Lincolnbut op, why do you need this girl? Girls are just complicated and skis are enough. I mean girls are great but they're too complicated.
LynxNationTalking to girls is like improv, never let the conversation die. Avoid convos that can end in dead air or 1 word answers. And yeah I made a theatre reference, kill me.
We bitches love talking about ourselves so maker her feel special.
connecticunt1.) Be be an asshole, but be funny about it.
2.) If you have any weird hobbies, keep them to yourself. It doesn't make you interesting.
3.) Only bring up other girls in a negative way. Do not compliment any other girls while she's around for like at least a month.
4.) Drunk text her. Shows she's on your mind even when you're plastered.
All girls really want is to be told they're pretty and get fucked. At least at a basic level.
