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Best Superhero?

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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
Mine is Florida Man! He is in the news all the time! There's even a twitter made after him! https://twitter.com/_floridaman

Recent exploits:

Florida Man Assaults Friend With Bucket During Fight Over Whether or Not Acquaintance Was Dead
Florida Man Throws Decorative Lawn Ornaments at Neighbor in Attempt to Knock Him Off Lawn Mower |
Florida Man Says He Only Survived Ax Attack by Drunk Stripper Because "Her Coordination Was Terrible"
Florida Man Accused of Flashing Woman in Mall, Tells Cops He Was "Extreme Shopping" |
Florida Man Stabs Machete-Wielding Nephew For Eating Too Many Pork Chops
Florida Man Makes Off With 36,000 lbs of Crisco
Florida Man Says He's Wife Swapping For Jesus
Nov 24 2014 1:03PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52051 - Karma: 167,324
mmkay
Nov 24 2014 1:07PM
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plyswthsqrrls
Posts: 838 - Karma: 2,271
Nov 24 2014 1:09PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,835
Wom Tallish
Nov 24 2014 1:46PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
VT_FLOFlorida Man Says He Only Survived Ax Attack by Drunk Stripper Because "Her Coordination Was Terrible"
Florida Man Accused of Flashing Woman in Mall, Tells Cops He Was "Extreme Shopping" |


I think I have a new role model
Nov 24 2014 1:58PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,350
I like alabama man more. Can someone upload the alabama man action figure clip from south park.

kthnx
Nov 24 2014 2:05PM
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