Remove a 30 foot tapeworm from a rhinoserous
or
be ejaculated by snufulufagus
Would You Rather:
Watch a porno with your parents
or
watch a porno starring your parents
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
or
Talk like him
Would you rather live in a world were:
Afros were mandatory for members of Congress
or
International disputes were settled by means of breakdancing competitions
Would You Rather:
Appear as Yasir Arifat in the mear
or
have a bizarre neurological condition were anytime you enter a room darth vadars theme sounds
Would You Rather:
Be stoned to death by pickles
or
be drown in a tub of mayonaise
Would you rather:
Swallow a dozen thumbtacks
or
cut off your bottom lip with a rusty pair of scisorrs.
Would you rather:
Be tenderized with a small wooden mallet
or
remove your own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn and a rusty old manorra.
Think About It!
These are all from a book, theres alot more but i just listed the good ones
-Kavana
And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.
-NewSchool Shakspere