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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
so i've got this x-gf that i've sorta turned into a gf again recently due to lots of sex, mostly drunken. well we first hooked up like 4 years ago in hs, and usually go out again for like 6 months or so, then i break up with her. well i just can't get rid of her. we've gone to parties together where i get very drunk, and make out with like 6 different girls in front of her, and it doesnt even phase her. then she gets mad when she finds out i've fucked all these other girls. so how can i finally get rid of her for good? without killing her





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Dec 28 2004 1:12AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
you should probably just marry her.
Dec 28 2004 1:13AM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
that is also not an option





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Dec 28 2004 1:16AM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
im sorry, what? i couldnt get passed you talking about sex.
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Dec 28 2004 1:16AM
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TwinTipWonder
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
Burned. I had the same problem, and i finally just gave up. Long as the sex is good and she buys you shit, why the HELL not? If you really wanna break it off, you gotta do it slow over a month.
Dec 28 2004 1:19AM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
the sex is good, and she does buy me stuff, but i just dont wanna be with her.





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Dec 28 2004 1:26AM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
break up with her again. next time you go to a party that she's at, set up a buddy system with one of your friends. He makes sure that you are never alone with her. Keeps you out of trouble. And if the buddy doesn't want to do it, promise him a case of beer or something.



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Dec 28 2004 1:37AM
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zachakskibum
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lol when i called you, you were in a bar.
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Dec 28 2004 2:37AM
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davidh
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I think what we all want to know is if she's hot.

If she's hot, the sex is good, she buys you stuff, and doesnt care if you hook up with other chicks than I'm not seeing a downside here. Can anyone see a downside? I cant see one!
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Dec 28 2004 3:12AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
if she's a stalker, that's a pretty big downside. but only if she's truly one. like everywhere you go she's there or she starts planting herself places knowing you'll be there. i don't know that could be pretty shitty
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Dec 28 2004 3:35AM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
if she's hot it dont matta... but if she's not.. then dump her.. and if she dun really care whut you do with other girls.. hvae her as a g/f er w/.e and then just mess around with other women.. she wont care obviously...
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Dec 28 2004 7:39AM
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fulltiltrocker
Posts: 699 - Karma: 167
What that one guy said. Slow it down over like a month or so and then break it off, leaving a bad impression.
Maybe just go out with her and be a total jerk and get with chicks al the time and make her break up with her.

let that sink in for a minute
Dec 28 2004 11:17AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
go out with her and let her know you cnt stand her and are gonna cheat on her every chance you get till she gives up
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Dec 28 2004 11:22AM
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Scoot
Posts: 641 - Karma: 10
if her best friend is hot...hump her. otherwise, just ignore her till she gets the point
Dec 28 2004 1:01PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
If they sex is good, who the hell cares? Just use her and hopefully she will get the point. She can be a booty call, like if you go to a bar and come back empty handed, just give her a ring and there ya go.





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Dec 28 2004 1:31PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i think the people have spoken already.........just use the hoe!



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Dec 28 2004 4:32PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
^lol

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

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Dec 28 2004 6:00PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
tell her your moving.

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smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 28 2004 6:13PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
kill her
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Dec 28 2004 6:22PM
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hans_aschim
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 11
completely stop talking to her

Dec 28 2004 7:40PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
set her on fire and run.

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smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 28 2004 7:43PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
yeah u might have to slit her throat
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Dec 28 2004 8:27PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
i think ill tell her i moved to colorado, even though she lives like a mile from me and goes to the same college. then if that doesnt work, ill tell her i have a fetish for peeing on girls. if she lets me do that, then i dont know





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Dec 28 2004 10:32PM
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thecoyote
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 14
Just tell her the truth. You dont want to be with her. Tell her exactly what youre thinking. No lying, and if you are harsh enough about it, she will stop stalking you. I had one of those like a month ago...they are LAME....always calling, wanting things...
Dec 28 2004 10:46PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^If she lets you do that, film it and post it on the internet. If that doesn't get her to leave, nothing will.

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Dec 28 2004 10:48PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
If it doesn't get her to leave, she might be worth staying with.







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Dec 28 2004 10:48PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
Make her do a bunch of crazy porno sex until she gets pissed and walks away herself. Shoot your damn load all over her face or something, i'm sure that would send her a message.




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Dec 28 2004 10:57PM
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miss~demeanor
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Dan, you're awesome
Aug 7 2006 4:49AM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
hook her up with one of ur friends
Aug 7 2006 9:00AM
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unrigged
Posts: 904 - Karma: 15
cut all contact man. Do not talk to this bitch. Don't tell her where ur going, never talk to her again. This will help her and you. Also, if u ever do talk to her tell her u wanna be friends and thats it. Plus stop having sex with her. Its a bad idea man trust me.
Aug 7 2006 1:14PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
drop kick her in the titties
Aug 7 2006 2:03PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
ahahahahah this threads so damn funny.. yeah i had some not to serious stalker bitch who knew like everything possible about me, then just randomly introduced herself to me and told me everything she knew.. where i lived, who my friends are, what im like, then wanted to date me..

it was impossible to get rid of her until i finally stood her up infront of her friends and ignored her for the rest of my life..

pretty weird having her call my name trying to say hi and me ignoring it.
Aug 7 2006 2:12PM
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unrigged
Posts: 904 - Karma: 15
exactly u gotta ignore her only way to get rid of her.
Aug 7 2006 2:14PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
tell her you have aids and can no longer see eacho ther.
Aug 7 2006 2:14PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
is this the stalker girl friend????
Aug 7 2006 2:17PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
jeeeeesus christ..
Aug 7 2006 2:20PM
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eLevate
Posts: 2489 - Karma: 49
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shit.
Aug 7 2006 2:33PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
put pepper powder on a condom and then do it with her
Aug 7 2006 2:41PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i forgot to state my opinions. this girl isn't a stalker. all you young kids always label someone who likes you as a stalker. you like the fact she likes you, it makes you feel better about yourself. get over your cool image and realize that this girl is throwing herself at you over and over and over again. it's guys like you who make psycho bitches that chop off thier husbands dick. she fucks you, sex is good, she pays for shit.....why are you trying to leave such a good situation. it seems like someone has a case of the homo's.

if you truely wanted to leave this girl you would've jsut done it. that's how guys roll and you're in college so i imagine that you already know that. so why are you here asking NS.com how to get rid of a girl?

but for the sake of you loosing your "STALKER" (im sure she sits outside your window and watches what you do):
delete her number from your phone and don't inform her of the parties you and your boys are rolling to. clearly she isn't phased by other women that you randomly fuck. so get a girl and hold her as a girlfriend for a bit. once she sees you enough with that girl she'll get the hint. quit breaking under the pressure of drunken sex. or at least when you wake up the next morning say shit like "oh my god i slept with you last night". be honest and be a dick. when love turns to spite you will be happy. actually you probably won't be happy and you'll miss the attention, but you'll get what you wanted. freedom and slutty girls to bang whenever you want. the hassel of buying rubbers all the time. no knowing who you're gonna hook up with that night. possibilies of lots of shitty sex. oh yeah, and std's.


enjoy it bro. it's too much fun.
Aug 7 2006 2:45PM
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unrigged
Posts: 904 - Karma: 15
yo it is fun, but its true. ITs fun but its true ok. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. AND BTW dont call girls sluts, guys are sluts to u chump. ITS HUMAN NATURE TO WANT SEX. girls are as much of a sluts as guys are we just dont say it that way.
Aug 7 2006 5:01PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
and you are a retard alaine
Aug 22 2006 1:45PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
hahaha that sounds like fun
Aug 22 2006 1:51PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54

ahahaha im not gonna lie that made me laugh

Aug 22 2006 2:00PM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
Just tell her that it's over, you don't want to see her anymore, and then STICK TO IT, even when you're horny and need to get some, REFRAIN from calling her or talking to her. Don't answer the phone calls, just be like, it's over biotch!
Aug 24 2006 7:15AM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
The fucking bitch has invaded newschoolers!!!!!!!



Restraining order son!
Aug 24 2006 8:20AM
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