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Weirdest thing you've done to fund skiing

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Pudge
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Signed up to be a nude model for a sculpture class at university today. Twenty bucks an hour, six or so hours a week. Skiing here we come!

Can anybody one-up me?
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Bluto
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How can I sign up for said class?

;)
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brov1
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lets just say my number is in a truck stop bathroom surrounded by purple lipstick kisses
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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I would do that. It's cold on the corner tonight.
10 years ago
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270on420out
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Was a partime garbage man
10 years ago
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MAMERON
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i sold my body for sex
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MAMERON
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my brother sold his sperm to a sperm bank
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Bum.Life
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I donated plasma once a week this summer to pay for my season pass
10 years ago
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Noddard
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hooligan2my brother sold his sperm to a sperm bank


10 years ago
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S.J.W
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sacrificed a baby lamb to the almighty Allah Wallisch
10 years ago
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KillaSeason
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sucked a couple dicks here and there, nothing too serious though
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theabortionator
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Is it wierd that the hardest part about doing what op is doing would be staying still? Maybe im just a slut.

Ive done wierd stuff to survive but nothing too wierd to ski. Working at mtns makes it easier.
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Pudge
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theabortionatorIs it wierd that the hardest part about doing what op is doing would be staying still? Maybe im just a slut.

Ive done wierd stuff to survive but nothing too wierd to ski. Working at mtns makes it easier.


Honestly, I agree completely. It would be interesting to see someone you know or see someone from the class around campus
10 years ago
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EvanSamson.
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sold ice tea on the corner of my street for a day for by myself a new jacket
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broto
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PudgeHonestly, I agree completely. It would be interesting to see someone you know or see someone from the class around campus


"oh hey you're the kid with the tiny penis from my art class!!!"
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northwestrida
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Robbed a bank 6 years ago, with a gun.😀
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AFETvisuals
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BlutoHow can I sign up for said class?

;)


you're not gay or anything
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Bluto
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AFETvisualsyou're not gay or anything


The idea of sculpting a penis with a bunch of strangers excites me.
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Willskiforfree
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northwestridaRobbed a bank 6 years ago, with a gun.😀


That's so awesome I wish I was you
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Mooresy
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Sold crack
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LOLZfajitas
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Ran an illusion drug ring south of the border, with hookers and cocaine, it was profitable until the cartel took a cut :/
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LOLZfajitas
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Ran an illusive drug ring south of the border, with hookers and cocaine, it was profitable until the cartel took a cut :/
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FullStack
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Post some pics of the sculptures and we'll see if I one up you.
10 years ago
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John18_6
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I started a pyramid scheme.
10 years ago
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lineskis413
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I guess ill give the first real answer, I was a ski instructor and taught little rich pissey brats that cried all day long and pissed themselves. Free season pass and pay.....almost not worth it.
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YUNG_milksteAk
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I make crack pipes for all your crack needs
10 years ago
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pattyWhack
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I've been watching my dreams and passions wither away for the last two years at a government job... not weird, but I did get 22 days on the mountain last year... 18 park days and 3 urban sessions
10 years ago
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cwillygood
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i'm ready for my closeup mr. deville
10 years ago
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WVskiing
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sold drugs to freshman
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spliff.Life
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PudgeHonestly, I agree completely. It would be interesting to see someone you know or see someone from the class around campus


I had to be the model in a drawing class once, wasnt nude but was only wearing a sheet draped artfully around/over me. Hardest part was undoubtedly sitting still and not moving my face
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dyyylan
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I had to take a life drawing class in college for my photography degree, much respect for anyone that models. Class was 3 hours long and sometimes they'd have to hold the same pose for the whole class with only 2 or 3 short breaks.

I wouldn't stress about it being awkward... it seems like it out of context, but in class everyone is generally pretty focused on what they're doing.
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Isabelle
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I took part in a drug trial to make some money, it was pretty harmless only ibuprofen like stuff but they needed to test how it would effect you if applied through a bandied. It pays well but you gotta be careful with what you sign up for. It's a good way to make money in short time periods.
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EvanMeyer
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IsabelleI took part in a drug trial to make some money, it was pretty harmless only ibuprofen like stuff but they needed to test how it would effect you if applied through a bandied. It pays well but you gotta be careful with what you sign up for. It's a good way to make money in short time periods.


I knew a couple people who did that and they got paid like $2,500 for 2 weeks of basically doing nothing
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Sourbutts
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I sold Narcotics.
10 years ago
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miroz
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When I was young I picked crabgrass in my yard for my parents. Got $3 per 5 gallon bucket. I can't believe my fingers made it through the summer...
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.Hugo.
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Im gonna draw you like one of my french girls
10 years ago
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Jpurd
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anal
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Ozgod
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I would have trouble not getting a erection standing nude for about an hour. So props to you op for having the courage and self-control.
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PungentMelon
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SourbuttsI sold Narcotics.


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It was hilarious the first time and even more hilarious the second.
10 years ago
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PungentMelon
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myself and my 12 year old companions on here can all agree that we just have mom pay for it
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S.J.W
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professor_chaosmyself and my 12 year old companions on here can all agree that we just have mom pay for it


Is your mum hot?
10 years ago
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ZachAndCheese
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I became a webcam pornstar, my camboy name was sexyshrimp69
10 years ago
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Dobber
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Worked at a brothel in Las Vegas.
10 years ago
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KravtZ
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IsabelleI took part in a drug trial to make some money, it was pretty harmless only ibuprofen like stuff but they needed to test how it would effect you if applied through a bandied. It pays well but you gotta be careful with what you sign up for. It's a good way to make money in short time periods.


Did one of those early in the summer made $1500 bucks in a few weeks answering the stupidest questions for 2 hours every night surrounded by the stupidest people. It was some marketing thing for people who recently got a new job. Everyone there really needed the money so I felt bad there like I was a temp worker now a garbage man. I was like uhh welath management now and investment banking analyst. Was hilarious though.
10 years ago
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Steamboiz
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I paid for a night ticket at bosquet in all change
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Literature
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Painting houses.
10 years ago
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B.Quincy
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Crushed up some advil and sold it to freshman telling them it was coke
10 years ago
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Dobber
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steezysprayerCrushed up some advil and sold it to freshman telling them it was coke


Fucking genius. I'm going to pick some mushrooms and tell kids they are hallucigenic
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theabortionator
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OsgodI would have trouble not getting a erection standing nude for about an hour. So props to you op for having the courage and self-control.


Or just go full mast and embrace it. This is who I am, you don't scare me. You have your pencils, I have my almighty staff.
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413Crew
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Just applied for a job at the local dildo factory 13 bucks an hour, new bindings here we come!
10 years ago
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Mr.Coull
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So many annoying kids making up shit to be funny
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