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Expelled from strip club, I CAN NO LONGER RETURN......

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SmotSmoke
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Every time I go to the strip club its with some friend's and we are usually celebrating some stupid thing. Just today two girls and a couple friends of mine got crazy drunk and went into a strip club.

both my friends spent 60 on lap dances and I threw a good $60 in ones on the dance floor to this one girl.

All of a sudden I am being approached for lap dances from all these girls and they keep asking where did you get that money. Im like fuck you, because I know thats all they want because I showered a girl in cash (and that girl deserved every cent of it)

I sparked up a blunt and got a lap dance from a girl that came to the strip club with me and I got kicked out and I am no longer allowed back after I thew 60 bills on the floor..... The people that run that place are so stupid.

Has anyone here been expelled from a bar or club? They were so mad at me for smoking weed and what ever I finished the blunt outside and didn't let them take it.
Nov 19 2014 12:41AM
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-emile-
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so , what I would like to know , is what you are trying to accomplish whit sharing this ?
Nov 19 2014 12:58AM
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Sno.
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expelled. guess how i know you're under 18.
Nov 19 2014 1:29AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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Strip clubs are greasy. but for the most part they have 2 rules,

1. Dont touch the dancers
2. No outside drugs

They can get shut down super quick for shit like that. 60 bucks doesn't make you a high roller, and its not worth their liquor license.

Now, lets say you were throwing round hundreds ... and you bought an 8 ball from the stripper, so you could rip a line off her tits in the back room .... now that's something to post about.
Nov 19 2014 3:27AM
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cornholio
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-emile-so , what I would like to know , is what you are trying to accomplish whit sharing this ?


it's been a while since he's posted a troll thread. it starts with some made up story with vague details. i think the vagueness is done intentionally and he normally plans out a few responses to the obvious questions so he can sound funny or stupid or both. people call him an idiot for a few pages and rarely realize the story is made up, making it a semi-successful troll, forcing the cycle to repeat.
Nov 19 2014 7:03AM
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.Hugo.
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You really need to put more effort into your troll threads, they are not awesome
Nov 19 2014 7:41AM
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Rusticles
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A group of friends and I went to a strip club in Vegas, a few friends went to the back room, one friend never returned, when we ran into him the next morning, he showed us his receipt, $3100 but it had some gravy stains on it, said he got the stripper to feed him French fries while giving him lapdances.
Nov 19 2014 7:58AM
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onLINE
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Sir.Bluntington60 bills


Where im from that equals $6000. No stripper is worth 60 bills...unless you showered her in 60 one dollar bills which I assume is what you meant, in which case you deserve to be kicked out, who goes out with 60 one dollar bills? Collecting your lunch money for two months? lol
Nov 19 2014 2:28PM
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youngdtay
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Clearly OP has nothing going on, assuming all these dumbass stories are made up and he honestly has nothing better to do.















If they're not, then he has the fucking lamest life I've ever heard of.
Nov 19 2014 2:43PM
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eheath
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.Hugo.You really need to put more effort into your troll threads, they are not awesome


I agree, for Sir.Bluntinton, this is a weak story. 2/10
Nov 19 2014 2:59PM
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basedjase
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Sir.BluntingtonEvery time I go to the strip club


ha
Nov 19 2014 3:08PM
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Wampire
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pussyfooterI agree, for Sir.Bluntinton, this is a weak story. 2/10


Thanks for deleting my comment stupid head
Nov 19 2014 6:26PM
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eheath
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WampireThanks for deleting my comment stupid head


I.. didnt?
Nov 19 2014 6:28PM
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Wampire
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pussyfooterI.. didnt?


My apologies. I just assumed cos youre the only mod in the thread
Nov 19 2014 6:30PM
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SSteezle
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if you think 60 dollars is a lot and that they're losing business by you not being there you're wrong. There's people that are rich, and either single or divorced that will put down 60 dollars in less than 10 minutes. I'm not saying I don't think 60 dollars is a lot to throw down for some nice tittys but they're used to people that literally have nothing else to spend money on. Unless you were at some trashy place, in which case getting 'expelled' isn't too much of an issue in the first place
Nov 19 2014 6:38PM
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gengar.
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i didn't know people actually spent that much money on strippers....
Nov 19 2014 6:49PM
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deleted5
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You're not showering anything with 60 dollars in singles.
Nov 19 2014 6:54PM
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ModMommy
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You're lame and deserve to be kicked out.
Nov 19 2014 6:57PM
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SSteezle
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gengar.i didn't know people actually spent that much money on strippers....


hahaha 60 dollars? You might want to become a stripper if you don't think they're making more money than you
Nov 19 2014 7:05PM
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eheath
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gengar.i didn't know people actually spent that much money on strippers....


Add another zero and it would be more accurate.
Nov 19 2014 7:06PM
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gengar.
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SourSteezlehahaha 60 dollars? You might want to become a stripper if you don't think they're making more money than you


nah too ugly for that shit
Nov 19 2014 7:29PM
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RICK_ROSS
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theres this place in denver that does 2 dollar you call it on sundays for industry night.

me + 2 dollar drinks + strippers = terrible terrible things.i think ive had lifetime bans from there maybe 4 times.

...and 60 bucks in nothing.
Nov 19 2014 7:57PM
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SFB
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i dont know why my original comment was deleted but ....
OP is this your facebook?

Nov 19 2014 8:09PM
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