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Ahmets_Brother
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stuart is the best thing ever. soo funny. its crazy how that guy can make his voice do that.
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stuarts the only reason i ever watch mad tv, all the other shit is just rediculous and kind of disturbing



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look what i can do...
Dec 27 2004 8:00PM
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that character is one of the best thing to happen to television.

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Dec 27 2004 8:09PM
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nieghbour- Stuart why are u wearing a speedo and no pants?

Stuart- cause i wanna go swimming in you pool, and plus it looks dead sexy
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Dec 27 2004 10:55PM
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-little boys who say bad words grow up to be democrats.

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Dec 27 2004 10:59PM
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^haha.i think that's how it goes.

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Dec 27 2004 10:59PM
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'i found em in the street'



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Dec 28 2004 12:47AM
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madd tv is terrible. stuart is turning into the new rick james around here though... annoying.





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Dec 28 2004 12:50AM
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haha oh man stuuart is the best. has anyone seen the episode where he's in the pet store and he's in the puppy bin? oh yeah thats the best one by far.
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Dec 28 2004 12:51AM
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haha stewarts been my favourite for as long as i can remember. i think its because he greatly resembles my best friend, not only in appearance, but the way they act are the same as well. its great.

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Dec 28 2004 1:32AM
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mad tv is hilarious soooooooooooo much better than snl
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Dec 28 2004 11:57AM
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GingerKid08
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Stuart is great, but Mrs. Qwan has to be up there as one of the best mad tv characters.
Dec 28 2004 12:08PM
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^ except that it's mrs. swan.
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Dec 28 2004 1:44PM
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the old stuarts were better. hes just annoying now.









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Dec 28 2004 2:33PM
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Yah i agree the old stuarts were funny as hell... but he is kind of annoyingly funny still.
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Dec 28 2004 2:36PM
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Dec 28 2004 5:18PM
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MADr.
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it still doesnt beat celebrity jeapordy on snl.
that was definately the best of television



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Dec 28 2004 6:11PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Stuart is great.

Stuart impersonators on the other hand, not so great.
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Dec 28 2004 6:36PM
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evilninja
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the old snl's were good.

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Dec 28 2004 6:43PM
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Deafboy
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staurts old shit was a fucking legend.


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Dec 28 2004 6:49PM
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scofield
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let me do it



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Dec 28 2004 7:14PM
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Pklink04
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new mad and new snl have hit an all time low, im sorry but its not what it used to be



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Dec 28 2004 7:15PM
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kyle_w
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'i dont want a blue balloon, i want a red one!'

'stuart, how did you get that balloon?'

'i found it.'









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Dec 28 2004 7:21PM
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kyle_w
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as a matter of fact, the #1 best episode is on comedy central right now









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



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Dec 28 2004 7:55PM
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EastcoastAR5
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Umm amazing icon i have to say ^haha
Uhh i do think hes funny but the classic Snl's blow any Mad tv away.I think you guys are forgetting about steven segal on mad tv.....mad funny
Dec 28 2004 9:09PM
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DAMICO
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MADr. is right...
SUCK IT TRABECK


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Dec 29 2004 2:05PM
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Grind0256
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i had sex with stuart a few days ago, it was hot
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Dec 29 2004 3:54PM
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skibio5
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the only funny thing on mad tv are the celebrity things, like arnold, fucking hilarious, kenny rogers, genious, steven segal is pretty good, but not as good as the others
Dec 29 2004 5:16PM
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you guys are forgetting the lady that always goes uh-huh-huh-uh or whatever
i think her name is lorane

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Dec 29 2004 9:00PM
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EastcoastAR5
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her name is miss swan....and i love how steven segal just snaps everyones neck...for no reason
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Dec 30 2004 1:14AM
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i could never do that, i'd start laughin' and shit.
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Jenna1106
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haha yeaaa stweart is maddd funny.
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over rated.
Jan 3 2005 4:17PM
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mad tv is the show from hell...i mean i watch it when nothing else is on....and it sucks though because it replaced conan obrien on comedy central and hes awesome.



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