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Help me bully my roommate

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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
My roommate is being a total douche. He is going through a hardo phase right now and its starting to bother the living shit out of me. (He is about 5'4" so it's very ironic that he is acting like Clint Eastwood.)

I'm running out of ideas for names to call him to give him a hard time about acting tough.

So I turn to the clever, witty shit heads on NSG and ask for your help to give my roommate shit.


K+ for good shit
Nov 17 2014 2:24PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Buy him a pair of these:



He'll be taller and he'll be chill again. Either that or get him a $20 hooker. He probably just needs to get laid.
Nov 18 2014 1:11PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
Sharknuts.I'm just looking to give him a hard time. He's my friend and we carry on living just fine. I'm just looking to have some fun and play around. Don't take shit so seriously ya douche.


Rufee him, rape him in his sleep and get it on camera. He'll totally be like "ayyy lmao".
Nov 18 2014 8:36PM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Walk around in tap dancing shoes and carry a cowbell for one week while he is at the house. This should be enough time to drive him insane. Make it a habit to get a late night snack, or wake up before him and wear this combo.
Nov 18 2014 8:56PM
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Gaff
Posts: 19 - Karma: -22
Just make an account on a forum they visit and undermine them.
Nov 18 2014 9:06PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
GaffJust make an account on a forum they visit and undermine them.


thtll sh0w him gud!1!
Nov 19 2014 1:07PM
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