EXACTLY. the government, organized religion, and our school systems are always right! if they say NEVER SMOKE WEED, then i'm never going to smoke weed. heck, i've never tried it before and i already know weed is the most awfulterriblebad thing ever. it's so bad, about 20,000 people die every day from a weed overdose. fuck 'em, though... if they're dumb enough to relax with a joint, they should fuckin die. weed is worse than heroin, cocaine, and anal rape COMBINED. want to know how i know? my teachers told me in school. they said "if you ever want to grow up, don't do drugs. if you don't want to grow up, smoke trees- you'll die next week." this one time, i caught some kids smoking a doobie in the bathroom at school, so i fuckin curb-stomped those bitches. i was like "this is what you get for being such badbadbadbadbadbadbad people! gosh, i can't even stand you- you smell bad, you act all happy and smiley, you're super accepting of other people's ideas... what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!" i'm packin heat for the next piece of shit i see smokin the reefer. that kid's going down. i'm just gonna shoot him in the leg, though- don't want to be tried for murder, although i think Uncle Sam will be understanding that i tried to take out a megahuge drug cartel. drugs are the worst fucking things in the entire planet and-
hold up, i need to go on a cruise, i'll be back in about 45 minutes- ok, let's be realistic, 4 hours- to continue my rant.