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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
your 'kiddy' park is better than your 'big boy' park. yeah, i spent all day hiking the rails on the damn beginner slope.









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Dec 27 2004 4:37PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
we just got a 45ftr in out park. its fun. at least you have more than one park right?
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Dec 27 2004 4:39PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
just be lucky u have snow
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Dec 27 2004 4:39PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
we have 2, a kiddy, and a big guys park









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Dec 27 2004 4:40PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
yeah u fuckers. god i hate the northwest right now
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Dec 27 2004 4:40PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
you know your mountain sucks when you live in ohio. so shut up.
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Dec 27 2004 4:43PM
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eheath
Posts: 61697 - Karma: 124,080
you know ur mountain sucked when u have no park and no high speed lifts
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Dec 27 2004 4:44PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
Only one resort in WA is even Open so stfu. This is soooo ridiculous Snoqualmie has about 14 inches of snow. and thats from like the last 2 days, and now its warming up again...ahhhhh im gonna go crazy
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Dec 27 2004 4:59PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 745
nobody has it worse than me
40 dollars for a mt in ct. its like 20 feet high with a few scattered rails
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.



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Dec 27 2004 5:03PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
you know your mountain sucks when its called a hill



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Dec 27 2004 5:06PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
i dont ski at this resort but my freind does...its 100 vertical and has a tow rope and no rails or jumps...just grooms
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Dec 27 2004 5:57PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you know your hill sucks when your hill sucks



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Dec 27 2004 6:19PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
or when it has 13 trials and detector things at the entrance to the lift line telling the people how much time you have left to ski.
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Dec 27 2004 6:39PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
you know your hill sucks when it doesnt have a rail


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Dec 27 2004 7:13PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
u know u suck at skiing when you spend all ur time in the kiddy park and cant touch the rails in the 'big boy' park. yep that's me.






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Dec 27 2004 7:15PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 11
wait theres a limit on how many times you can go up ?



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Dec 27 2004 7:48PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
u know your hill sucks when its michigan with one table top and a hole in the ground called a half pipe
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Dec 27 2004 8:01PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
you know when your hill sucks, when you have a big boy park
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One time at mount Mckay..........
Dec 27 2004 11:14PM
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Grimedawg
Posts: 357 - Karma: 10
you know your hill sucks when the 'boxes' are the supports from an old chair lift
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Dec 27 2004 11:17PM
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AdSkiAm
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
u know it sucks when u still only have 2 trials top to bottom open yet.....



Got Snow??
Dec 27 2004 11:31PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
when you morons say trials, do you mean trails?
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Dec 28 2004 12:31AM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
you know your mountain sucks when the landfill is taller than it. haha actually mt creek is dope sucks for you guys.





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Dec 28 2004 12:36AM
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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
u know ur mountain sux wen .... wait i ski at mary jane, never mind





oh well
Dec 28 2004 12:39AM
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UTskier
Posts: 743 - Karma: 158
You know your mountain sucks when the bump run is really piles of dirt covered with snow.
Dec 28 2004 12:40AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
I was gonna say something... but Big Sky isn't that bad, well their park blows goat cheese, but the rest of the mountain is sweet.


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Dec 28 2004 1:04AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
...you don't have a park. Period.
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Dec 28 2004 2:18AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 201
You know your mountain sucks when...

I ski Whistler... Uh, I'll leave now.



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Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
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Dec 28 2004 4:36AM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
damn, i really did think i had it bad









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Dec 28 2004 5:12AM
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skierbabe420
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 21
hahaha dave, just turn and walk away^^

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Got snow??
Dec 28 2004 12:12PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
You know your mountain sucks when it IS a landfill.


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Dec 28 2004 12:17PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you know your mountain sucks when it is man made with garbage and dirt and the little area for your park is called the 'fun park' when it actually isnt fun at all



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Dec 28 2004 4:36PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
haha^



Im now Libertarian.

And sexy as hell.

adeu, mutherfucker
Dec 28 2004 4:38PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
yep feeling yah on that.








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Dec 28 2004 4:50PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 201
Lat don't you manage the 'fun park'?



You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Dec 28 2004 4:52PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah 2 years ago they chose me to be the 'fun park' manager, and when i wanted to do something to change it around they always said no so then i thought, whats the point of being in charge of something if i cant even be in charge? so fuck them in their stupid asses, dumb fuck who dont know shit ' no you cant do that, its too dangerous' they complain if theres a gap to a rail, and im not talking big gaps. im talking 8 inches here. the kids here are too fucken stupid to know theyre own limits, theyre so stupid that they try and get onto the box thats about 1 foot higher than the jump going like 2.3 kmh, fuck im so enraged just talking about how dumb they are, ive even talked to them about getting advertisements to put on the side of the box and along the 'fun park' border line and that having some sick shit at our hill would attract people from out of town which is exactly what they need



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Dec 28 2004 5:30PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
u need to bomb the hill to actually get speed at the hill closest to me n u can bomb it goin backwards no problem




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Dec 28 2004 8:29PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
you know your mountian sucks when you dont have a park, and and its owned by a nazi who pockets all the mountains profit



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Dec 28 2004 8:34PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
ya when ur hill doesnt have a park..fuck you take a run at my place right now, and ur like this fucking sucks



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Dec 28 2004 8:58PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
You know your mountain sucks when u ski New York...
I would have a better time going down Gore Mt with a pair of ice skates...
Dec 28 2004 8:59PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
you know your mountain sucks when during xmas break the only thing open is the bunny hill due to low snowfall.
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Dec 28 2004 9:06PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
i dont have a park either this sucks



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Dec 28 2004 9:13PM
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