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So I have a lot of very thick friends who say stupid shit. What are the stupidest things that your friends have said. One though Australia was in Europe...
Oh boy, time for some good ones. If you live in Utah and haven't met Tim yet you really should. Although Rasta Tim is very smart, he says some really stoney things. A few examples:
"What if plants could fly?"
"How can anything be flat if the Earth is round?"
"But how long is 30 seconds in mouse time?"
"Her dad was an average African-American, like the kind you'd see on New Girl."
"I have way too high of a metabolism to be a slave."
"What if you could get pulled over in the air?"
"I wasn't trying to reciprocate."
"Without a jet ski I'm a caged bird."
"Zest? Sounds like they have pesto."
"She followed me on Instagram for a while."
"No, the water is enhancing the water."
"Numerals can't be vowels."
If you'd like to see more, follow @timisms on Instagram to be up to date on all things Tim.