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Most stupid thing you've accidentally said to a girl
So I decided that I had to make this thread after I just said the stupidest fucking thing to this girl. So I'm riding on the elevator with this hot ass girl from my dorm floor. On the way up the water that I'm drinking goes down the wrong pipe and I start coughing a fuck ton. By the time we get to our floor I stopped coughing for the most part and we were laughing about it when the girl says "I might have to give you CPR." Being the fucking dumb ass I am, my snap response is "no I'm fine" referring to the fact that I had stopped coughing. While this girl has a boyfriend and most likely didn't mean anything of it the fact that I didn't throw out an "I'd be fine with that" is fucking weak.
I think you're thinking way too far into what happened. Not a dumb thing to say at all.
One of the dumbest things I've ever said to a guy was probably that he reminded me of my friends brother. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't just talking about my friends brother with Down syndrome. I didn't specify that it was a different friend and it was very awkward. He was offended and i tried to fix it...but he was pissed and now we don't speak. So there's that.
MinggI think you're thinking way too far into what happened. Not a dumb thing to say at all.
One of the dumbest things I've ever said to a guy was probably that he reminded me of my friends brother. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't just talking about my friends brother with Down syndrome. I didn't specify that it was a different friend and it was very awkward. He was offended and i tried to fix it...but he was pissed and now we don't speak. So there's that.
MinggOne of the dumbest things I've ever said to a guy was probably that he reminded me of my friends brother. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't just talking about my friends brother with Down syndrome. I didn't specify that it was a different friend and it was very awkward. He was offended and i tried to fix it...but he was pissed and now we don't speak. So there's that.
I'd probably be offended if I was the kid with down's.
go to chic fil a to get dank chicken sandwiches, when leaving with delicious chicken sandwiches qt cahsier says "enjoy your meal", i reply back "you to". realize my mistake once in car, dont give a fuck because i have chicken sandwiches.
SFBgo to chic fil a to get dank chicken sandwiches, when leaving with delicious chicken sandwiches qt cahsier says "enjoy your meal", i reply back "you to". realize my mistake once in car, dont give a fuck because i have chicken sandwiches.
pennstaterBy the time we get to our floor I stopped coughing for the most part and we were laughing about it when the girl says "I might have to give you CPR." Being the fucking dumb ass I am, my snap response is "no I'm fine"
You should have said
"Actually, M'lady, CPR would only be utilized once I lose consciousness while suffering from some sort of arrhythmia or respiratory issue. I believe you are referring to the heimlich maneuver or chest compressions to un-obstruct my airway. Regardless, the fact that I was still able to produce audible coughs would be an indicator that my airway is not fully blocked. I don't believe any sort of healthcare provided by you would be beneficial to my health.
But... if you'd accompany me to my room I'd be more then happy to teach you proper mouth to mouth techniques ;) "
and then she's like shit this guys hot and smart.. he could save my life one day...
and then you bring her back to your room and she ask do you have protection?
and then you reach under your bed, and pull out your first aid crash bag and CPR practice dummy, hand her a Seal Easy and say
"M'lady, no fluids will be transferred with this rubber one way valve"
I once told a girl I was sleeping with, not dating, that there were probably 2 girls at the college I would potentially date, one I've probably not even met yet.
The other was my ex, but I didn't tell her that, she knew it was implied and that neither was her. That was the last time we slept together.
theBearJewI once told a girl I was sleeping with, not dating, that there were probably 2 girls at the college I would potentially date, one I've probably not even met yet.
The other was my ex, but I didn't tell her that, she knew it was implied and that neither was her. That was the last time we slept together.
i don't say it accidentally. one of my housemates and i have contests who can say the funniest/wittiest shit after sex. i told the last girl "that'll do donkey, that'll do" in a shrek voice. she didn't find it as funny as i did
One time I asked if this chick if she even had to wear a bra. In a total curious tone of voice so she knew it wasnt me being a dick, But she still got upset.
"Actually, M'lady, CPR would only be utilized once I lose consciousness while suffering from some sort of arrhythmia or respiratory issue. I believe you are referring to the heimlich maneuver or chest compressions to un-obstruct my airway. Regardless, the fact that I was still able to produce audible coughs would be an indicator that my airway is not fully blocked. I don't believe any sort of healthcare provided by you would be beneficial to my health.
But... if you'd accompany me to my room I'd be more then happy to teach you proper mouth to mouth techniques ;) "
and then she's like shit this guys hot and smart.. he could save my life one day...
and then you bring her back to your room and she ask do you have protection?
and then you reach under your bed, and pull out your first aid crash bag and CPR practice dummy, hand her a Seal Easy and say
"M'lady, no fluids will be transferred with this rubber one way valve"
a while back my (now ex) gf asked which girl at the school I thought had the nicest ass. silly me for thinking that she would appreciate the honesty, because I said another girl and she was not impressed
toastyteenagersSo I was trying to score on this girl.
And she friendzoned me, then I naturally said,"why am i texting you then?"
fucked up big time
Oh my God, probably so many stupid things drunk. Last week I implied to a friend that we should eat her cat, completely spacing on the obvious association there - this was at a work event. Luckily everyone was bombed. Good event.
Or just on Sunday, I had dinner with this girl I've just started seeing who is fuckin' awesome - for NS purposes all you need to know is she's hot and she skis. Anyway, we were talking about Vegas, and for whatever reason (probably distracted by the mental image conjured up by her telling me about the matching bikinis her and her girlfriends bought when they went down there), I said something to the effect of "it's easy to get to Vegas from here so it's a good weekend trip, you don't even need a hotel room".
What I meant by that is, "you can fly down, just go hard all night without sleep, fly back on Sunday and go into a coma for 15 hours." Of course, what she heard is, "you could probably just find someone to fuck, and crash in their room". Thankfully, I saved that one pretty casually.
All time worst thing I've done (or nearly done) because flustered by hot girl... alright. Preface. I don't normally get flustered by girls, even if they're insanely hot. But there was this one girl who could always just ruin my ability to function like a normal human being. Went to law school with her, could not get ANYTHING done when she was around. Still true whenever I see her. Anyway, I used to drive her home from school when I was haphazardly trying to date her (an effort which didn't last long), and at one point looked over at her, completely lost my train of thought, and JUST missed crashing head-on into an ambulance. That, ladies and gentlemen, is not so easily saved.
So a couple weeks ago I was up in Vermont and I was doing some work digging and laying down stones for a fire pit and a patio at my house. My dogs hanging around and I don't have him on a leash or anything. But the guy who lives two houses down has two dogs and they're running around outside too. They come and play and its adorable but the dogs take off and my dog follows.
The guy comes outside and I'm all sweaty and gross and in a sports bra and shorts trying to get this fucking patio done. And I've been with my boyfriend for like almost three years now, I completely forget that by some miracle, people might actually find me attractive and flirt. So he's trying to talk to me as I'm desperately trying to get my dog to come back to the house as it is bear season. He says, "so if I help you get your dog, can I take you out tonight?"
And I moronically say, "well if I say no will you still help me get my dog?" He didn't help me get my dog.
JahLiama while back my (now ex) gf asked which girl at the school I thought had the nicest ass. silly me for thinking that she would appreciate the honesty, because I said another girl and she was not impressed
Shit like that happened to me too many times. Now I lie.
JahLiama while back my (now ex) gf asked which girl at the school I thought had the nicest ass. silly me for thinking that she would appreciate the honesty, because I said another girl and she was not impressed
Girls just looking for attention. Either way you answer you're gonna be a dick. Answer honestly, she gets butthurt. You lie and say it's her and you get bitched at for lying. You'll never win a girl's mind game.
There is this girl a grade below me that digs me, but I am not super interested in her and also have a gf. She is just kind of annoying and talks too much. We have lab together and she was talking about some shit, then out of know where she said "You look really good today." I wasn't paying attention so I like half-heard what she said, so it didn't really process in my head. I just looked at her for like a good 20 seconds and then finally I just said "right on, right on." I was lobbing for her having said something rhetorical so that my response made sense. I then realized what she said, panicked, said my bad then walked away.
Today I was on a triple at sunday river with two other people, I asked if they were dating, the guy said yes the girl said no. Rest of the ride up was pretty awkward But i ended up getting her number later in the day which is cool.
Senior year of high school. didn't have a prom date yet. so I was going to ask this friend of mine if she would go with me when we went over to her house later that night. We had to make a stop at another friends house first so I was catching a ride over there. On the way I was composing a text to her about some other things. Something distracted me for a minute or two and I went back to my phone forgetting I was texting her. Then I went on to write "we're on our way to kristen's house so I can ask her to prom" (Kristen is the girl I was going to ask) hit sent and noticed I was sending it to Kristen. haha so awkward when I showed up that night.
TingaSenior year of high school. didn't have a prom date yet. so I was going to ask this friend of mine if she would go with me when we went over to her house later that night. We had to make a stop at another friends house first so I was catching a ride over there. On the way I was composing a text to her about some other things. Something distracted me for a minute or two and I went back to my phone forgetting I was texting her. Then I went on to write "we're on our way to kristen's house so I can ask her to prom" (Kristen is the girl I was going to ask) hit sent and noticed I was sending it to Kristen. haha so awkward when I showed up that night.
I was at tallteex I think that's his name ever wiggins new name is, and the hottest girl at his house party goes im bored. I go we can go up stairs and hook up that'll be fun totally joking. she goes ok lets go, I thought she was kidding so I then walk away laughing, because I was joking and thought she was too. 10 minutes later shes hooking up with some guy in the back seat of his car. Could have had it.......
MinggGirls just looking for attention. Either way you answer you're gonna be a dick. Answer honestly, she gets butthurt. You lie and say it's her and you get bitched at for lying. You'll never win a girl's mind game.
milk_manActually you can't win at all when talking about a girls' weight. You always lose.
MinggNot true at all.
If you can't win a girls mind game, how are you supposed to win when talking about her weight or anything else in that realm.
Is the attention mind game different than the way her assets are talked about on the *how deep can I dig my grave* scale? (honest question)
rtl32If you can't win a girls mind game, how are you supposed to win when talking about her weight or anything else in that realm.
Is the attention mind game different than the way her assets are talked about on the *how deep can I dig my grave* scale? (honest question)
Okay, I don't know. A lot of girls just look for attention. Those kinds of girls are what I was referring to in my first post. Then there are other girls who don't and thats what I was referring to in my second.
Those who look for attention will never be happy with what you say.
Girls who don't look for attention are less insane when it comes to this shit.
For example.
Attention girl:
You're skinny - no i'm not shut up.
You're fat- fuck you blah blah.
You're perfect- Nooo I don't think so. I'm gross blah blah.
These girls are stubborn and you will not win.
Girls who aren't like that:
You're skinny - Thank you!
You're fat - fuck you. ( no girl will ever take being called fat well)
You're perfect-aww. You're too sweet. Thank you.
These girls you can win.
The halfway girls will say something like: Oh really? I don't think so but thank you anyways.
They half argue with you, but still agree in the end. Overall you win.
There are many types of girls. None of which make sense, and most are crazy. Simplest way of putting it.
This is just a generalization too. It doesn't apply to all girls. Nonetheless, it's a pretty decent guide.
ive never done anything to stupid, at least what i remember but my buddy has...
so it was halloween last year and we are at this party everyone is pretty fucked up. my buddy starts talking to this girl that he has never talked to before but she goes to our school, one thing leads to another he gets dome for the first time and then when he was leaving the party he says goodbye and kissed her than continued on and said i love you.
he never talked to her again. but she is in his class this year, still hasn't talked to her.
