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Favorite line (or part) from Napolean Dynomite

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DavidStewart
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my favorite is 'Tina you fat lard come get your dinner'
Dec 26 2004 8:09PM
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SohCahToa
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this is pretty much the worst video ever made
Dec 27 2004 4:12PM
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boeski
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kip- 'you ready' napoleon- 'hold on i forgot the crystals' - best line
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Dec 27 2004 4:30PM
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fizzlefry
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every time he says ''bodegit!''
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Dec 27 2004 5:31PM
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faah
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 13
his dance is awsome. also 'dare me to go talk to that girl over there?'

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Dec 27 2004 6:15PM
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skiierman
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The opening showing Napoleon just standing there, laughed soo hard. Probobly the funniest part.







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Dec 27 2004 7:53PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
'Your mom goes to college.' Best.insult.ever.
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Dope.
Dec 27 2004 8:33PM
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Mike2.0
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 10
The only really funny part was when he ran away from people. It always looked hilarious.
Dec 27 2004 9:59PM
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alisly
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'but my lips hurt real bad' is definately the best line ever
Dec 27 2004 11:39PM
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cobalt
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"I like your sleeves. They're really big."

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Dec 28 2004 12:13PM
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lalalalaura
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'whoa, you got like 3 feet of sick air'
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Dec 28 2004 12:47PM
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freeskiing04
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ok i watched this a bunch of times but what part is the college like from??
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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Dec 28 2004 4:06PM
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alisly
Posts: 615 - Karma: 10
^its from when Deb comes to napoleons house and is trying to sell him those keychains, and she says she is trying to save money for college and kip says your mom goes to college
Dec 28 2004 5:28PM
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Ryno
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the dance scene owns all...hands down...he grooves
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Dec 28 2004 9:42PM
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freerider54
Posts: 387 - Karma: 14
'I'm pretty much the best artist I know.'


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Dec 29 2004 1:40PM
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SkierDave
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dude u got like 3 feet of air. saying something over there too was sooo funny.

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Dec 29 2004 11:56PM
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Nickskier
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when napoleon gets hits in the face with the steak and kip says 'that's what i'm talkin about' in the background. hilarious.
Dec 30 2004 11:40AM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
'is it bleeding'kip
'a little'napoleon

after napoleon puts him in a head lock

SGB



'how about u call it a double grab? or a japical or critinap'-pussyfooter

Dec 30 2004 12:07PM
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jibtastic
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Don: playing kickball Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night?
Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?
Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.
Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up?
Don: What did you say?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna say.
Don: Did you say something about my mom?
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?
Don: Step up, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: slaps him and runs


Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.


Uncle Rico: So what do you think?
Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.
Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!


Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.


Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cut to Pedro jumping You got like three feet of air that time.


Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.


Kip: I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days.
Uncle Rico: Yeah, well what does she look like?
Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.


Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat?
Grandma: Knock it off Napoleon, just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh.


Napoleon Dynamite: while hitch-hiking Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with the sweet hook-up?



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'
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Dec 30 2004 12:33PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
I think I pretty much covered it all. Haha..I love that movie.



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'
-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
Dec 30 2004 12:35PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
whoa, 6 dollars. that's like a dollar an hour.


fat people should avoid buffets


Dec 30 2004 1:31PM
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freeskiing04
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what does that farmer actually say? did anyone catch it?
-Ira
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Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Dec 30 2004 1:44PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
no i watched it like 5 times and never understood a word^

SGB



'how about u call it a double grab? or a japical or critinap'-pussyfooter

Dec 31 2004 12:41AM
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TeenageWasteland
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when the guy pushes him into the locker and then five seconds later he kicks at nothing
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Dec 31 2004 1:04AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
He said something... about... milk possibly?





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Dec 31 2004 1:58AM
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St.Steezy
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In the MTV On-Air Promos, the scene of Napoleon and Pedro Fishing together.




SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
Dec 31 2004 1:19PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
He points of and explains how he did 'insert what he did'. 'over there'..

I think..

I don't really know..that guy was a nutbar.



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'
-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
Dec 31 2004 1:55PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
bow to your sensei...
a freakin 12 gauge, what do you think?



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Dec 31 2004 4:30PM
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jibtastic
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Kip: Me and your Uncle Rico are making some sweet moo-lah.



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'
-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
Dec 31 2004 7:38PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
kip's like 32.we don't need a baby-sitter.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 31 2004 10:36PM
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evilninja
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uncle rico:go get some pampers for you and your brother.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 31 2004 10:37PM
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ghettoprep
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
there are a lot of gangs at this school. one of them kept wanting me to join becuase im pretty good with a bowstaff.

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Jan 1 2005 2:01PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
the deleted scene of the holy chip with pedro

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Jan 1 2005 5:19PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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you should probably get your stuff out of my locker. I don't have any room for my nunchucks.

(mouth full of food)Wheres your locker?

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Jan 1 2005 5:36PM
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*pinkgrinder*
Posts: 254 - Karma: 14
so i see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat? cause you could drink whole milk if you wanted to.
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Jan 2 2005 12:03AM
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shibby
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werd up ryno he phunks it up in the dance scene

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Jan 2 2005 12:12PM
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martockpublicenemy
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what do you shoot them with? A twelve gauge....what did you think
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Jan 3 2005 1:31PM
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Tosh
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this had to be one



Jan 3 2005 2:06PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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The farmer says:

'once in that creek over there, i found some shoshone arrowheads.'















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When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
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