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I put my lift ticket on awkward spots

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Iliveinutah
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anyone else put your ticket on your crotch to make it award for the liftie ..(lift idk) it works for me and eventually they just stop asking me to see my ticket saving me lift line time. am i the weird one here...
Nov 10 2014 12:59PM
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Iliveinutah
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awkward fuck me
Nov 10 2014 1:00PM
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Caleb.E
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yes, when i was younger lol. There was a couple younger lifties who were kinda janky but it was always a good laugh
Nov 10 2014 1:01PM
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Wampire
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snowballsdeepawkward fuck me


i dont want to
Nov 10 2014 1:02PM
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Peter.
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yeah dude nothing better than having foreign male lifties grab your dick by accident

sometimes i will stick it on my actual penis so they have to undo my pants lol! so gay of them
Nov 10 2014 1:36PM
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Mr.Huck
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Good thing most scanners can read a pass no matter where you have, otherwise resorts would have to hire proctologists to check OP's pass. Although, the new GoProbe technology will streamline this process.
Nov 10 2014 1:54PM
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Mr.Bishop
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I always put it on the bottom of my pants so the liftie has to bow down to me.
Nov 10 2014 8:44PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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I sometimes put it on the inside of my goggles, then i can sue the resort for blinding me with the scanner gun. lolololol
Nov 10 2014 8:49PM
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rememberscott
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As a liftie that uses the old school scanners (pass outside clothing) I LOVE it when the girls wear it around their neck. Most will actually ask you to unzip their jacket and get it out for them because they are too lazy to take their gloves off. It's an awkward couple of seconds but I try to take advantage of it.

When it comes to guys pass around their crotch I just sit there and zap them with the lazer until they flip it around
Nov 10 2014 8:56PM
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chodo
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HP123As a liftie that uses the old school scanners (pass outside clothing) I LOVE it when the girls wear it around their neck. Most will actually ask you to unzip their jacket and get it out for them because they are too lazy to take their gloves off. It's an awkward couple of seconds but I try to take advantage of it.

When it comes to guys pass around their crotch I just sit there and zap them with the lazer until they flip it around



Sooooooo you molest girls on the job. Mighty intelligent of you.
Nov 10 2014 10:23PM
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rememberscott
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chodoSooooooo you molest girls on the job. Mighty intelligent of you.


It's only rape if they ask you for it
Nov 10 2014 10:44PM
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Wampire
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HP123It's only rape if they ask you for it


it's quite the opposite actually
Nov 10 2014 11:36PM
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crotchvent
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I usually just slide it between my cheeks and ask the liftie to get it out.
Nov 11 2014 12:51AM
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edai
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All interesting ideas, i personally hang the ticket on the back of my pants so in crowded spaces where i cant turn on skis (all lift lines) the lifty has to walk all the way around me with the scanner
Nov 11 2014 1:04AM
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BumpzNtrees
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*TACO-DOG*I sometimes put it on the inside of my goggles, then i can sue the resort for blinding me with the scanner gun. lolololol


okay this is actually funny. I haven't seen anyone do this. somehow I never found the dick thing very funny though. like "hey another dick".
Nov 11 2014 8:36AM
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wreck.yoself
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always put it on the fly zipper, makes for a good time everytime I'm in line
Nov 11 2014 4:15PM
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ES.
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put it on the lifty so there a lift scanning inception
Nov 11 2014 9:43PM
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elguapo
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no.

but good idea.
Nov 11 2014 9:49PM
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Fitz_
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Haha my resort doesn't have scanners
Nov 11 2014 9:58PM
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brett_fisher
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snowballsdeepanyone else put your ticket on your crotch to make it award for the liftie ..(lift idk) it works for me and eventually they just stop asking me to see my ticket saving me lift line time. am i the weird one here...


there is this really hot lifety chick and when ever she works i out it on my croch
Nov 11 2014 10:28PM
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ModMommy
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I swear if some of you kids start doing this at Big Sky...
Nov 11 2014 11:26PM
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Ozgod
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My resort doesn't have scanners so all I do is pretend I'm listening to my music super loud and whenever I asked for my pass I just ski right by, except the one checker that almost tackled me once because I pretended not to hear him like three times before
Nov 11 2014 11:28PM
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Blingbrotha2
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"there is this really hot lifety chick and when ever she works i out it on my croch" b-fish back on his fuckin a-game
Nov 11 2014 11:34PM
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PattyAlpaugh
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saga_kity04there is this really hot lifety chick and when ever she works i out it on my croch


Brett fish
Nov 12 2014 8:19AM
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Migo
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The liftie scans my nuts so I can go on the lift
Nov 12 2014 10:29AM
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butterybawls
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Always put your ticket on your zipper loop. Lifties love it
Nov 12 2014 5:05PM
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grassojack
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I have never laughed so god damn hard at a thread.
Nov 12 2014 7:06PM
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GayWolf420
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Peter.yeah dude nothing better than having foreign male lifties grab your dick by accident

sometimes i will stick it on my actual penis so they have to undo my pants lol! so gay of them


Wampireit's quite the opposite actually


lol'd hard at these comments for some reason. NS is too fucking dumb sometimes.
Nov 12 2014 7:09PM
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