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Sponsored by SATAN

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haley666
Posts: 65 - Karma: 808
So many athletes are sponsored by satan and they don't even know

http://youtu.be/6eKy3EIMeBQ
Nov 9 2014 6:47PM
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JibbaTheHutt
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,597
Preach.


...or not?
Nov 9 2014 6:58PM
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,787
I lol'd
Nov 9 2014 7:05PM
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the_armidilo
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,488
lol i like her reasoning for it not beong a christan company .it has an acronym for the word fuck and an acronym for mother id like to fuck. So it cant be christan because the word fuck is satanic.
Nov 9 2014 7:11PM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
The original bible was poorly translated so the real devils number is actually 616. Anyways lols.
Nov 9 2014 7:40PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
FINALLY!11!! I was waiting for another follower of the good book to point out this demonic thirst quencher!
Nov 9 2014 7:48PM
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B_dot_chill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 949
Bottoms up.. and the devil laughs hahahahahahaha
Nov 9 2014 7:51PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
lol what a kook
Nov 9 2014 7:58PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,183
Of course someone with "666" in their user name would post this
Nov 9 2014 8:00PM
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tcgoldman
Posts: 704 - Karma: 723
And that is how satan works. he creates a energy drink company, sponsors a bunch of extreme sports athletes, and comes into your home in the form of an energy drink. God is sad. Logic
Nov 9 2014 8:01PM
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,367
Threads
Nov 9 2014 8:20PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
Seems legit.
Nov 9 2014 8:27PM
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Willskiforfree
Posts: 929 - Karma: 3,167
Lol
Nov 9 2014 8:31PM
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SendyBrendy
Posts: 10 - Karma: 39
Redbull gives you wings
Monster gives you horns
Nov 9 2014 8:33PM
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gapers4life
Posts: 282 - Karma: 783
How much fucking time does this lady have?
Nov 9 2014 8:36PM
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.S.B.
Posts: 163 - Karma: 680
i knew it all along...
Nov 9 2014 8:41PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 8,742
Shit this makes me want to drink monster now.
Nov 9 2014 8:42PM
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La_Chapa
Posts: 37 - Karma: 1,273
Wow, my eyes have been closed for such a long time...
Nov 9 2014 8:46PM
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The_Joker
Posts: 121 - Karma: 380
this makes me so angry
Nov 9 2014 8:48PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
i love maanster
Nov 9 2014 8:51PM
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Goldstein
Posts: 153 - Karma: 347
Wake up america!
Nov 9 2014 9:07PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
Nov 9 2014 9:10PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
hippy.


you took so much time to make that
Nov 9 2014 9:16PM
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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295
hippy.


just wait till steve hears about this….
Nov 9 2014 9:17PM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
I'd much rather be sponsored by Satan than Jesus
Nov 9 2014 9:19PM
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jacklong27
Posts: 184 - Karma: 485
I want to see what Monster has to say about this!
Nov 9 2014 9:31PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10817 - Karma: 57,192
This explains everything.
Nov 9 2014 9:33PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,015
Almost died of laughter watching that.
Nov 9 2014 10:03PM
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SnowshoeThompson
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 1,433
satan is cool
Nov 9 2014 10:06PM
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oldworld_newlife
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 5,251
i feel like the founder of monster did this just to fuck with people
Nov 9 2014 10:14PM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
http://youtu.be/Dpcq6DJ0idE
red bull too energy drinks are fucked
Nov 9 2014 10:40PM
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yomommmmmmm
Posts: 15 - Karma: 29
this explains steve stepp
Nov 9 2014 10:52PM
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The_Joker
Posts: 121 - Karma: 380
Somebody message steve pls
Nov 9 2014 11:08PM
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gnarlyscab
Posts: 53 - Karma: 557
Nov 9 2014 11:15PM
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thesatanist
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,760
Fuck yeah, hail satan
Nov 9 2014 11:30PM
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LOLZfajitas
Posts: 393 - Karma: 1,054
shes so stupid i would not dump my dick in her mouth, 0/10 would bang
Nov 9 2014 11:48PM
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Dragonslayer101
Posts: 283 - Karma: 857
I think my icon is applicable to this thread.
Nov 9 2014 11:57PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
That would be an uppercase Phi, not a cross. What a dumb bitch.
Nov 10 2014 12:03AM
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FunkySane
Posts: 616 - Karma: 1,203
I don't even like monster, but I want to get sponsored by SATAN.
Nov 10 2014 12:06AM
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
ALL HAIL SATAN. SPONSOR ME PLZZZ
Nov 10 2014 12:40AM
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kemosabe
Posts: 449 - Karma: 1,309
Her views are def too strong on energy drinks and religion but I do see a that it maybe a little offensive to some people maybe not skiers, or people on internet lol. Anyway damn I thought this would be a conspiracy theory pointed our by Krotch haha
Nov 10 2014 12:41AM
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Tanner-D
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 4,116
This is just to good
Nov 10 2014 1:00AM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
My Lord Jesus Crust has failed me. His didnt rise on the third day like the package said
#DigioroPizza

Nov 10 2014 1:18AM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
SteveSteppMy Lord Jesus Crust has failed me. His didnt rise on the third day like the package said
#DigioroPizza


Whyd you delete me on snapchat steve.......... (Tanner Hall Button)
Nov 10 2014 1:40AM
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RiccardoMasutti
Posts: 248 - Karma: 662
haley666So many athletes are sponsored by satan and they don't even know

http://youtu.be/6eKy3EIMeBQ


I was like :|
Nov 10 2014 2:17AM
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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295
SteveSteppMy Lord Jesus Crust has failed me. His didnt rise on the third day like the package said
#DigioroPizza



bring back the deal where i can talk to you on j skis. we need to discuss the selling of Steve's slave to another plantation
Nov 10 2014 2:17AM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
Inb4 David Wise ends his sponsorship deal with them.
Nov 10 2014 6:22AM
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aaronreynolds
Posts: 59 - Karma: 28
Bum.LifeI'd much rather be sponsored by Satan than Jesus


For real, think about the devil in tenacious D Pick of destiny.... That dude rocks I bet Jesus can't shred that hard
Nov 10 2014 8:16AM
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dubage
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 688
Drink Water
Nov 10 2014 10:01AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsmcDLDw9iw
Nov 10 2014 10:11AM
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lineskis413
Posts: 124 - Karma: 1,708
Nov 10 2014 10:24AM
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