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Breaking in beanies

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ArMada_420
Posts: 203 - Karma: 250
whaddup NS,

I was wondering what techniques you guys use to stretch out new beanies.
personally, i like to get it wet with warm water and stretch it around a ball or something similar
usually just riding and getting the material wet with snow is a good way to break that shit in.
what do you guys to make your beanie fit your head?
Nov 5 2014 6:33PM
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iLLbiLLy
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why are you trying to stretch it out? I'm constantly fighting to keep my beanies from blowing out
Nov 5 2014 6:35PM
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Heart
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What the hell? Beanies need breaking in...?
Nov 5 2014 6:35PM
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ArMada_420
Posts: 203 - Karma: 250
iLLbiLLywhy are you trying to stretch it out? I'm constantly fighting to keep my beanies from blowing out


i prefer baggier beanies for riding and for just walking around.
Nov 5 2014 6:35PM
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phazan
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i don't like my beanies broken in. i like em new cuz they fit better
Nov 5 2014 6:42PM
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the_armidilo
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,488
OP likes his beanies like he likes his women
Nov 5 2014 6:46PM
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mr-mcsteeze
Posts: 487 - Karma: 1,103
wear them 24/7

thats the best way to break them in
Nov 5 2014 6:47PM
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B_dot_chill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 949
the_armidiloOP likes his beanies like he likes his women


Hot dog down a hallway
Nov 5 2014 6:48PM
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SRskierSFS
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you should heat mold it in your oven
Nov 5 2014 7:23PM
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Noddard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkWFvbTRAGI

Just think of it as new underwear...
Nov 5 2014 7:31PM
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Tamas
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OP likes wizard sleeves
Nov 5 2014 7:54PM
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Shredsterr
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WEAR THEM YOU CHEEKY CUNT
Nov 5 2014 8:29PM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
I'll make you a deal.

Send me your brand ones. I'll blow them out and send them back to you.

You pay for shipping.
Nov 5 2014 9:25PM
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rballs_
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OP's got a head like this
Nov 5 2014 9:49PM
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Camharhar
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SRskierSFSyou should heat mold it in your oven


hahahah....fucking heat mold it in your oven, I died man. haha
Nov 6 2014 9:40AM
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Mingg
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How does one break in a beanie?

I guess it's nice being a girl cause I can use bobby pins to hold beanies without looking like a retard.
Nov 6 2014 10:11AM
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Sonny88
Posts: 190 - Karma: 67
I throw mine in the dryer when it gets too loose, gotta keep it tight
Nov 6 2014 2:04PM
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Elg
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go see a beanie fitter
Nov 6 2014 2:40PM
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All_Alpine
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.Dinosaur.OP's got a head like this


Lol'd real loud in a real full train, preciate' it!
Nov 6 2014 3:44PM
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SKI-J
Posts: 45 - Karma: 163
Buy jumper. Cut off sleeves. Sew holes.
XXXXXXL BEANIE.
Nov 6 2014 4:22PM
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L0gic
Posts: 576 - Karma: 2,290
you take your beanie game too seriously
Nov 6 2014 4:28PM
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EastShoreDrive
Posts: 188 - Karma: 862
I'm going to guess so you can wear it like this...



...when it is 90 fucking degrees out.
Nov 6 2014 5:14PM
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JakeSalvador
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i prefer to use the quick and sudden jolt method. while firmly grasping the beanie on both sides, thrust your full kneecap into the cup of the beanie.

another technique is to sit in a criss-cross apple sauce style in the center of the room and pull the beanie down over your face for an extended period of time.
Nov 6 2014 5:21PM
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Old-schooler.
Posts: 120 - Karma: 971
Pros: your beanie is slouched gg

Cons: you can't wear a helmet over that, not quite as warm, can blow off, I silently get angry at you and you never figure out why that guy was staring at you all mean like, 10/10 would not bang.
Nov 6 2014 10:17PM
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yeahmon
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This is a terrible thread
Nov 6 2014 10:50PM
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gnarballsianm
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I didn't know breaking in beanies was a thing... Don't ya just wear it and it losses it's elasticity?
Nov 7 2014 3:25AM
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Dr.DickButt
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JakeSalvadoranother technique is to sit in a criss-cross apple sauce style in the center of the room and pull the beanie down over your face for an extended period of time.



The fuck is a criss cross apple sauce?
Nov 7 2014 4:40AM
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Mingg
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Dr.DickButtThe fuck is a criss cross apple sauce?


You have not had a childhood If you don't know what cross cross apple sauce means.
Nov 7 2014 8:02AM
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Old-schooler.
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MinggYou have not had a childhood If you don't know what cross cross apple sauce means.


True dat
Nov 7 2014 11:34AM
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HuckNorris44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NIEUX55hSk
Nov 7 2014 1:18PM
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Matt5838
Posts: 321 - Karma: 335
I think you just put it on your head.
Nov 7 2014 1:19PM
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SFB
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this is why i dont come in ski gabber anymore
Nov 7 2014 1:21PM
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yungsteeze
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defecate in your beanie, then swing it around like nunchucks if you wanna get that nice sag
Nov 7 2014 6:24PM
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dyyylan
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Elggo see a beanie fitter


This is really the only option, if you have worn a beanie for any length of time you probably know that the fit has to be perfect. You can totally mess up your head by getting the wrong size beanie. Leave the fitting to a professional who knows what he's doing.
Nov 7 2014 8:07PM
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[tk]
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dyyylanThis is really the only option, if you have worn a beanie for any length of time you probably know that the fit has to be perfect. You can totally mess up your head by getting the wrong size beanie. Leave the fitting to a professional who knows what he's doing.


This.

I had a friend who didn't get his fitted and now he's in a coma. Guys please pray for John..
Nov 7 2014 8:55PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
Gnarcohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NIEUX55hSk


my god the ssshhhhh at the end of that made my soul shudder. Don't watch this high. Shit.
Nov 7 2014 9:22PM
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Dr.DickButt
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Gnarcohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NIEUX55hSk


wtf happened to Indian style? This criss cross bullshit is scary.
Nov 8 2014 1:05AM
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