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.Hugo.Father and son
ShredsterrJosh Berman's real last name is Josh Bishop, co-founder of Armada and mother of Doug Bishop, one of the founders of NS. However, in a strange marriage arranged in international waters off the coast of Greenland, Josh Bishop married Will Berman's dad, taking the Berman last name. Josh Berman (formerly Bishop) then decided to start Level 1 productions with her portion of the Berman-Eckelstein fortune, gifted by Franz Eckelstein and Margaret Berman-Eckelstein to their future family members. The Berman-Eckelstein fortune was garnered over years of smart stock investments, a number of successful investments in land, real estate and insurance, and a fuckton of drugs being sold by the Berman-Eckelstein family empire.
So you're probably thinking, "wow, I didn't know Will Berman's first name was actually William." It isn't. His original first name when he was born in 1796 was WilPatrickVonClaudenHerald. Wait, 1796 you say? Yes. Will Berman is a vampire.
So unbeknownst to us, by beginning Level 1 with her share of the family fortune, and by being a kickass freeski-vampire, Josh and Will Berman have forever engrained the Berman-Eckelstein drug fortune into the skiing world.
ShredsterrJosh Berman's real last name is Josh Bishop, co-founder of Armada and mother of Doug Bishop, one of the founders of NS. However, in a strange marriage arranged in international waters off the coast of Greenland, Josh Bishop married Will Berman's dad, taking the Berman last name. Josh Berman (formerly Bishop) then decided to start Level 1 productions with her portion of the Berman-Eckelstein fortune, gifted by Franz Eckelstein and Margaret Berman-Eckelstein to their future family members. The Berman-Eckelstein fortune was garnered over years of smart stock investments, a number of successful investments in land, real estate and insurance, and a fuckton of drugs being sold by the Berman-Eckelstein family empire.
So you're probably thinking, "wow, I didn't know Will Berman's first name was actually William." It isn't. His original first name when he was born in 1796 was WilPatrickVonClaudenHerald. Wait, 1796 you say? Yes. Will Berman is a vampire.
So unbeknownst to us, by beginning Level 1 with her share of the family fortune, and by being a kickass freeski-vampire, Josh and Will Berman have forever engrained the Berman-Eckelstein drug fortune into the skiing world.
ShredsterrJosh Berman's real last name is Josh Bishop, co-founder of Armada and mother of Doug Bishop, one of the founders of NS. However, in a strange marriage arranged in international waters off the coast of Greenland, Josh Bishop married Will Berman's dad, taking the Berman last name. Josh Berman (formerly Bishop) then decided to start Level 1 productions with her portion of the Berman-Eckelstein fortune, gifted by Franz Eckelstein and Margaret Berman-Eckelstein to their future family members. The Berman-Eckelstein fortune was garnered over years of smart stock investments, a number of successful investments in land, real estate and insurance, and a fuckton of drugs being sold by the Berman-Eckelstein family empire.
So you're probably thinking, "wow, I didn't know Will Berman's first name was actually William." It isn't. His original first name when he was born in 1796 was WilPatrickVonClaudenHerald. Wait, 1796 you say? Yes. Will Berman is a vampire.
So unbeknownst to us, by beginning Level 1 with her share of the family fortune, and by being a kickass freeski-vampire, Josh and Will Berman have forever engrained the Berman-Eckelstein drug fortune into the skiing world.
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ShredsterrJosh Berman's real last name is Josh Bishop, co-founder of Armada and mother of Doug Bishop, one of the founders of NS. However, in a strange marriage arranged in international waters off the coast of Greenland, Josh Bishop married Will Berman's dad, taking the Berman last name. Josh Berman (formerly Bishop) then decided to start Level 1 productions with her portion of the Berman-Eckelstein fortune, gifted by Franz Eckelstein and Margaret Berman-Eckelstein to their future family members. The Berman-Eckelstein fortune was garnered over years of smart stock investments, a number of successful investments in land, real estate and insurance, and a fuckton of drugs being sold by the Berman-Eckelstein family empire.
So you're probably thinking, "wow, I didn't know Will Berman's first name was actually William." It isn't. His original first name when he was born in 1796 was WilPatrickVonClaudenHerald. Wait, 1796 you say? Yes. Will Berman is a vampire.
So unbeknownst to us, by beginning Level 1 with her share of the family fortune, and by being a kickass freeski-vampire, Josh and Will Berman have forever engrained the Berman-Eckelstein drug fortune into the skiing world.
ShredsterrJosh Berman's real last name is Josh Bishop, co-founder of Armada and mother of Doug Bishop, one of the founders of NS. However, in a strange marriage arranged in international waters off the coast of Greenland, Josh Bishop married Will Berman's dad, taking the Berman last name. Josh Berman (formerly Bishop) then decided to start Level 1 productions with her portion of the Berman-Eckelstein fortune, gifted by Franz Eckelstein and Margaret Berman-Eckelstein to their future family members. The Berman-Eckelstein fortune was garnered over years of smart stock investments, a number of successful investments in land, real estate and insurance, and a fuckton of drugs being sold by the Berman-Eckelstein family empire.
So you're probably thinking, "wow, I didn't know Will Berman's first name was actually William." It isn't. His original first name when he was born in 1796 was WilPatrickVonClaudenHerald. Wait, 1796 you say? Yes. Will Berman is a vampire.
So unbeknownst to us, by beginning Level 1 with her share of the family fortune, and by being a kickass freeski-vampire, Josh and Will Berman have forever engrained the Berman-Eckelstein drug fortune into the skiing world.
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JahLiameither you're lying, or shredsterrr is and I hope to god it's not him
loganschnurNewschoolers never lacks creativity
JahLiameither you're lying, or shredsterrr is and I hope to god it's not him
Bum.LifeThis thread makes me wonder if Ahmet Dadali and Giray Dadali are brothers as well
ShredsterrJosh Berman's real last name is Josh Bishop, co-founder of Armada and mother of Doug Bishop, one of the founders of NS. However, in a strange marriage arranged in international waters off the coast of Greenland, Josh Bishop married Will Berman's dad, taking the Berman last name. Josh Berman (formerly Bishop) then decided to start Level 1 productions with her portion of the Berman-Eckelstein fortune, gifted by Franz Eckelstein and Margaret Berman-Eckelstein to their future family members. The Berman-Eckelstein fortune was garnered over years of smart stock investments, a number of successful investments in land, real estate and insurance, and a fuckton of drugs being sold by the Berman-Eckelstein family empire.
So you're probably thinking, "wow, I didn't know Will Berman's first name was actually William." It isn't. His original first name when he was born in 1796 was WilPatrickVonClaudenHerald. Wait, 1796 you say? Yes. Will Berman is a vampire.
So unbeknownst to us, by beginning Level 1 with her share of the family fortune, and by being a kickass freeski-vampire, Josh and Will Berman have forever engrained the Berman-Eckelstein drug fortune into the skiing world.
JskisShredsterrr = genius