Replying to The official "your clothes are too big" thread

Everyday at school I am ridiculed because im a skinny white boy and I wear "big clothes." This thread is dedicated to the creation of comebacks to fight for our cause. (not that I care what people think, just that I want to roast them in return)


BTW my best comeback to date was when a fat chick said "your clothes are way to big. Buy some that fit" I replied with "the only thing that is too big is the number when you step on the scale."