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Ultimate Enery Drink. Red Bull v.s. Monster v.s. Rockstar

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TurquoiseGrizzly
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I recently watched Rockstars new ski edit called "Spring Fling" and was blown away of how stacked they were athlete wise. So I started researching all the main energy drink companies (Red Bull, Monster, Rockstar) and every athlete they possessed. To my surprise, every team has about the same amount of stellar athletes in every style and type of skiing(Snowboarding too). Which got me thinking...

What if there were a MECHA competition, of freestyle, backcountry, and big mountain skiers all competing for an ultimate energy drink title? Where all the athletes were setup to compete 1 on 1 on 1 depending on skill set and terrain preference representing their company. 1 month long competition ultimately testing the skills and endurance of each athlete. Maybe even a separate bracket for athletes who aren't sponsored by those companies to get noticed.

So I'm curious NS:
Who would you set up to compete against each other?
How would you score it?
Who would take the whole thing home?

Probably not even worldly possible to do, but fun to think about.
Oct 30 2014 1:15PM
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daOyster
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Just drink actual bull piss. I'm pretty sure you'll probably still get the same energy burst anyways.
Oct 30 2014 1:18PM
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TomDavies
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Drink water!


and keep it clean, healthy and gluten free!! Shred on friends!!
Oct 30 2014 2:14PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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Freestyle:

Nick Goepper (Red Bull)

Tom Wallisch (Monster)

Nick Martini (Rockstar)



Bobby Brown (Red Bull)

Jossi Wells (Monster)

McRae Williams (Rockstar)



Russ Henshaw (Red Bull)

ABM (Monster)


J. Christensen (Rockstar)

Jesper Tjader (Red Bull)


Henrik Harlaut (Monster)

Phil Casabon (Rockstar)



Backcountry/BM:

Sean Petit (Red Bull)
Jacob Wester (Monster)
Tanner Hall (Rockstar)

Paddy Graham (Red Bull)
Parker White (Monster)
Sammy Carlson (Rockstar)

Fabian Lentsch (Red Bull)
TJ Schiller (Monster)
Chris Logan (Rockstar)
Oct 30 2014 2:33PM
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filipoio
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Cool idea, but RedBull is the real problem when it comes to variation and different styles. Therefor, I think a Monster vs. Rockstar duel would be cooler, but I tried to set it up:


Øystein Bråten vs. Gus Kenworthy vs. McRae Williams

Jesper Tjäder vs. James Woods vs. Joss Christensen

Paddy Graham vs. Parker White vs. Chris Logan

PK Hunder vs TJ Schiller vs. Sammy Carlson

Kai Mahler vs. ABM vs. Vincent Gagnier


Not sure how to score it, not sure who would take the win.
Oct 30 2014 2:39PM
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Anchorfilms
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Jesper Tjader (Red Bull)
Henrik Harlaut (Monster)
Phil Casabon (Rockstar)

Style round for sure

Boils down to
Red Bull = huckers
Monster = all around great skiers
Rockstar = all steeze
Oct 30 2014 6:12PM
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eheath
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You make way too many threads dude.
Oct 30 2014 6:19PM
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GetOnMyNeville
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Nick Goepper Vs. The Anti-Goepper



Remember this?
Oct 30 2014 6:31PM
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-SnowSnoli-
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Orage masters: battle of the energy drinks
Oct 30 2014 6:38PM
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LamieJ
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Rockstar = all steeze[/QUOTE]

Sammy Carlson
Oct 30 2014 8:35PM
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op14
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can i have a vodka rockstar
Oct 30 2014 8:38PM
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LamieJ
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AnchorfilmsRockstar = all steeze


LamieJRockstar = all steeze

Sammy Carlson


Let's try that again.

Sammy Carlson




That's better.
Oct 30 2014 8:40PM
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knuckle_thugging
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there should be a web series like the rtc but for energy drink teams
Oct 30 2014 11:53PM
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grassojack
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Monster
-steve step
Oct 31 2014 6:28AM
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grassojack
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Monster
-Steve Stepp
Oct 31 2014 6:29AM
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SFBv420.0
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pussyfooterYou make way too many threads dude.


of the crappy fanboi all gabber no ski variety
Oct 31 2014 7:04AM
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Blueforlife
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filipoioPK Hunder vs TJ Schiller vs. Sammy Carlson


That would be insane
Oct 31 2014 8:28AM
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Brocka_Flocka
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Team No Energy Drink Wins.
Oct 31 2014 11:18AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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daOysterJust drink actual bull piss. I'm pretty sure you'll probably still get the same energy burst anyways.


xRAPHAELxDrink water!


and keep it clean, healthy and gluten free!! Shred on friends!!


Brocka_FlockaTeam No Energy Drink Wins.


Energy drinks are disgusting


but those companies have the best athletes
Oct 31 2014 11:29AM
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snowpocalypse
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I want to see the Orange Crush and Purple Drink team go at it.
Oct 31 2014 1:25PM
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percs
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GetOnMyNevilleNick Goepper Vs. The Anti-Goepper



Remember this?


Am I missing something? Cause that's Chris Laker
Oct 31 2014 2:34PM
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PurpleWenis
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Like the idea of unsigned athletes. call them the water team because they don't have a signature drink.
Oct 31 2014 2:39PM
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mr_hartl
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5 hr... mixed with water... hydration and crack
Oct 31 2014 2:39PM
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GetOnMyNeville
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KeithyDAm I missing something? Cause that's Chris Laker


a few months ago someone posted this titled "The Anti Goepper"

Goepper (Red Bull) & Laker (Monster)

It seemed fitting for those that may remember
Oct 31 2014 3:30PM
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Skibumsmith
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Athletes drink water dingus.
Nov 1 2014 10:55AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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SkibumsmithAthletes drink water dingus.


I said nothing about them drinking the energy drink they are sponsored by. Most of the time it's just a water bottle with the companies logo.
Nov 1 2014 12:39PM
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Turkelton
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Drink Water

"By polluting clear water with slime you will never find good drinking water."

I appreciate the money pumped into skiing and snowboarding, but these products that the energy drink companies peddle are disgusting. We wouldn't feed pigs the chemicals in them... why would we let children and anyone drink them?


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