Skiing with Animals

elane~jib · 2014-10-25 18:34:14

One day I was skiing and a goat came and licked the bottom of my skis then came on them and then i started hitting rails like Wallisch am i a pro?

LamieJ

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This thread just gave me ebola

Oct 25 2014 6:35PM

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OP is a phaggot

Oct 25 2014 7:06PM

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Slush

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Obviously not it was just the goat seamen reacting with your skis you twat

Oct 25 2014 8:15PM

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Miomo

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Have you sucked TWall's dick recently because that could also be the source of your powers.

Oct 25 2014 9:07PM

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MiomoHave you sucked TWall's dick recently because that could also be the source of your powers.

no he was raped by gandalf

Oct 25 2014 9:11PM

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kemosabe

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Well Brett fisher says he was skiing in the woods and got chases by a deer

Oct 25 2014 9:18PM

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one time i was skiing down and a chipmunk ran in front of me and i couldn't turn in time so I accidentally sliced it with my edge. I looked back at it and all that was left was its little leg twitching... I can still hear it squeak sometimes late at night. RIP chipmunk

Oct 25 2014 11:46PM

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jackbwu1899one time i was skiing down and a chipmunk ran in front of me and i couldn't turn in time so I accidentally sliced it with my edge. I looked back at it and all that was left was its little leg twitching... I can still hear it squeak sometimes late at night. RIP chipmunk

Survival of the fittest. That motherfucker had to go

Oct 26 2014 12:03AM

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