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SICKYGNARGNAR
Posts: 402 - Karma: 31
i can understand being a jib whore if you live on the ice coast...but if you live anywhere west of kansas and jib only....you are a fucking loser


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Dec 24 2004 7:23PM
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soaponarope
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
I doubt very many people jib 100% of their time. Though, some people may ski mostly at small hills that have little good terrain besides the park. In that case, why waste a run outside of the park?

I'm lucky enough to live in alberta near some big hills with loads of natural fun...
Dec 24 2004 7:29PM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
I live north BC and it's all about deep pow pow backcountry. I've only actualy been in park about 3 times. But i love jumping off BC booters and clifss and shit. Newschool is fun. I'm not going to hang out on some racing website talking about some beautiful cliff setup where I pulled off a sweet switch 3 nosegrab. So this is my site.

And that's my two bits.



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Screw this I'm going skiing
Dec 24 2004 7:57PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
i live east and im like 100% park rat but when we get a snow im def hittin up any glades possible
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Dec 24 2004 7:58PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,833
yeah me too^
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Dec 24 2004 7:59PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
ill third that









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Still no snow on the east coast.



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Dec 24 2004 8:03PM
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SkiLuigi1300
Posts: 607 - Karma: 10
i 3rd that... i cant wait with my new skis tho theyre like 40 cm longer than my old ones so itll be a much more intense experience
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Dec 24 2004 8:04PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,636
i fifth that
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Dec 24 2004 9:35PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
go big mountain
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Dec 24 2004 9:36PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
this is my 10th year skiing but only my 2nd year in park. i cant believe how many kids are park rats around here, sure they can throw a switch 5 or 7, but hell, i can ride faster switch then they can ride forwards. personally, i ski to ski, park is fun, but skiing is still the reason i'm in the park... if you know what i mean
Dec 24 2004 10:18PM
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eheath
Posts: 61836 - Karma: 125,529
SICKYGNARGNAR you are a fag for the following reasons:
1) your name is sickyganrgnar
2) u think jibing and newschool is bad
3) u suck at skiing and prob cant jib a 4 ft PVC rail
4) cause ur a fag and have 2 posts AHAHAHA
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Dec 24 2004 10:21PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
why not come to blackcomb and ski boilerplate fucking ice. If you want to bitch at me ill be at the park.
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Dec 24 2004 11:34PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
im from the west and im pretty much a park rat. but my mountain doesn't get powder days all the time and wen we get one im not in the park




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Dec 25 2004 12:01AM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
im in the east..when theres good snow im in the bumps,steeps,and glades..when theres pow i deffinately in the glades, and when everythings a sheet of ice im in the park
Dec 25 2004 10:54AM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 416
im sorta with chubs if i undertsand what hes saying...ive been skiing all my life, and have only been doing park the past 4 yrs recrationaly, not to be better than other people. theres alot of other plcaes id rather be than a terrain park on a mtn, but a park is a good place to have fun

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Dec 25 2004 10:58AM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,366
just look at his name!



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Dec 25 2004 11:36AM
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SICKYGNARGNAR
Posts: 402 - Karma: 31
hahahaha, you guys are so funny...

1. my name is a fucking joke
2. have fun skiing guys, park rat or not, its all good
3. lighten up
Dec 25 2004 12:23PM
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soaponarope
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
^ damn, he embarassed us all..
Dec 25 2004 7:59PM
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dontH8innovate
Posts: 762 - Karma: 10
Yay Ice Coast...... oh wait, I hate living here
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Dec 25 2004 8:18PM
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dawilltoski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 10
the lighten up part should go out to everyone on this site, but on ice coast its park unless it snows for me too.



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Dec 25 2004 8:19PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
In order for you to make a name for yourself you need to be able to have some skill in all or most aspects of mountain (or hill for us easterners) terrain.
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