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Kids that lie about being sponsored

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Cam.ski
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I'm in highschool and it seems like every fucking skier/boarder says they're sponsored by big name companies and they suck dicks at what they do. But i dont know why they even care about being sponsored. What do you guys think?
Oct 22 2014 12:42PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
i think you're jealous your friends are sponserd and your not
Oct 22 2014 12:43PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
1. WATCH YOUR MOUTH

2. Who cares. Do YOU. You are caring way too much about other people. If you focus on yourself and not them maybe you'll get sponsored.
Oct 22 2014 12:52PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
This kid told me that he was sponsored by his dad's jewelry shop.

His nickname became jewels.
Oct 22 2014 12:56PM
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L0gic
Posts: 576 - Karma: 2,290
"watch your mouth"
sorry dad
Oct 22 2014 1:09PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
kill them
Oct 22 2014 1:13PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
Im sponsored by boone skis,full tilt boots,redbull and oakley.
I can do side jumps and go in front of skiers who gonna slide rail.
Im best friend of Tom wallisch

Is this what yhet say?
Oct 22 2014 1:26PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
veetuzkaIm sponsored by boone skis,full tilt boots,redbull and oakley.
I can do side jumps and go in front of skiers who gonna slide rail.
Im best friend of Tom wallisch

Is this what yhet say?


*they
Oct 22 2014 1:27PM
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Willskiforfree
Posts: 929 - Karma: 3,167
Hi I'm 12, looking for a pair of skis to ride!!! I want k2....... Lol sponsor me thanx!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oct 22 2014 1:30PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i'm sponsored by reese's pieces and toyota
Oct 22 2014 1:42PM
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fluffyclouds
Posts: 166 - Karma: 328
Fuck them up with a bat, that way they gonna be droped even it they lie or not.
Oct 22 2014 1:51PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
What pisses me off is when kids use hookit and they are like "lulz yup I'm on the monster army/sponsored by armada".
Oct 22 2014 1:51PM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
toasty is sponsored by myspace and PBR
Oct 22 2014 3:09PM
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Dragonslayer101
Posts: 283 - Karma: 857
toastyteenagerstoasty is sponsored by myspace and PBR


By far the best of the sponsors
Oct 22 2014 3:37PM
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LOLZfajitas
Posts: 393 - Karma: 1,054
I was sponsored by date line nbc, you may remember my series, how to catch a predator with Chris handsome
Oct 22 2014 4:08PM
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integrated
Posts: 527 - Karma: 749
Heard WarpWrapz and Boone skis are the best sponsors for the 2014-2015 season
Oct 22 2014 4:08PM
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TrenchButter
Posts: 17 - Karma: 34
I hear that a lot too at my high school and then laugh my ass off when I see them at the mountain hitting a rail for the first time.
Oct 22 2014 4:50PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
Just get better than they are and show them up. That alone should shut them up.
Oct 22 2014 4:51PM
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Weird_Tofer
Posts: 512 - Karma: 2,808
its highschool. kids care way too much about their rep so they lie. dont care what they do. you just keep skiing for your own benefit. them having or not having sponsors has no effect on you or your abilities
Oct 22 2014 4:56PM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
Get really good and try to get sponsored by the companies they say they're on. Then you can be like, "you're no on my team, Bitch"
Oct 22 2014 5:16PM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
Bum.LifeGet really good and try to get sponsored by the companies they say they're on. Then you can be like, "you're no on my team, Bitch"


*not
Oct 22 2014 5:17PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
Do they actually say in person they're sponsored? Or is it just like when they get free gear they're like "Oh thanks Full Tilts for the new boots, so steezy", shit like that?
Oct 22 2014 5:26PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
If you don't lie you won't have to remember what you said.
Oct 22 2014 5:29PM
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Jakey.
Posts: 333 - Karma: 3,006
im sponz'd by crayola
Oct 22 2014 5:55PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3920 - Karma: 6,206
im 12 i can do a lencoln, corc 7, and i can flip in & out of rails can i git spawnsord becuz my only spawnsor is woo teng
Oct 22 2014 6:01PM
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Skinny-P
Posts: 26 - Karma: 39
do it for the n*** with a backpack.
Oct 22 2014 6:07PM
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SPLucas26
Posts: 19 - Karma: 31
I am sponsored because I am the best skier on the mountain
Oct 22 2014 6:21PM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
Posts: 711 - Karma: 1,764
Met a kid at college last year, he told me he was sponsored by armada so of course I checked out his edits, annndddd of course he couldn't ski. He also told me my 2xl pants weren't baggy enough…my feelings were supah dupah hurt!
Oct 22 2014 6:40PM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
Posts: 711 - Karma: 1,764
Met a kid at college last year, he told me he was sponsored by armada so of course I checked out his edits, annndddd of course he couldn't ski. He also told me my 2xl pants weren't baggy enough…my feelings were supah dupah hurt!
Oct 22 2014 6:40PM
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Bloom.
Posts: 3540 - Karma: 13,300
You probably don't believe me, but I swear I'm sponsored by Bloom
Oct 22 2014 7:00PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
BloomOuterwearYou probably don't believe me, but I swear I'm sponsored by Bloom


Bullshit, I saw you riding with some 686 clothing on the other day.
Oct 22 2014 7:04PM
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
I'm sponsoring myself.
Oct 22 2014 7:26PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
veetuzkaIm sponsored by boone skis,full tilt boots,redbull and oakley.
I can do side jumps and go in front of skiers who gonna slide rail.
Im best friend of Tom wallisch

Is this what yhet say?


this is so fucking unfunny.

21 upvotes for what ?
Oct 22 2014 7:31PM
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Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147
i was the only kid who skied in my whole school of 2000 kids.... so i really can't relate, but i was actually sponsored.

How?

Because I'm Wes and i ski fast as fuck.
Oct 22 2014 7:43PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 5,209
Not gonna lie I use to be one of these kids, but at a much younger age. I was in 6th grade and there was nothing more I wanted in life then to be a pro skier. So I heard about hook it and made an account and before I knew it I got hit up with an offer from a goggle company and was living out my dream of being sponsored. 50% of steelmx goggles . then I got ekon power bands and go pro and life was legit. I felt like a pro and lived my dream. By 8th grade I realized I was a faggit and I sucked at skiing and none of my sponsor ships where real. And just promotional things to get me to buy shit at discount. Moral of the story I lived my dream in a lie and probably wouldn't of had it differently. But for high schoolers to do this is kinda querr
Oct 22 2014 8:02PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
If you tell girls your sponsored by Head 10/10 times you don't get head
Oct 22 2014 8:25PM
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hank.ski
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 3,788
Some of my friends and I started a little film crew this year called Tree Line Tribe, mostly just for kicks and because we like skiing and filming together. It happens to be getting some recognition, particularly on instagram. I swear man 99% of the comments are kids asking us to sponsor them and shit! We have an edit and some stickers, I don't know what the fuck these kids even want from us lol
Oct 22 2014 8:28PM
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Logan.
Posts: 717 - Karma: 1,862
I'm sponsored by by this sick company called "just for dummies."

See? That's me on their book. They hook me up with all the tips I could ever imagine.

Oct 22 2014 8:38PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
Just got thinking...how cool would it to be sponsored by A beer/food company?
Oct 22 2014 8:41PM
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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
Im sponsored by Little Debbie, and that's about it
Oct 22 2014 8:52PM
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Logan.
Posts: 717 - Karma: 1,862
AT-ATJust got thinking...how cool would it to be sponsored by A beer/food company?


Ubc ski and board is sponsored by cariboo brewing /claim
Oct 22 2014 8:53PM
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VNorthcraft26
Posts: 27 - Karma: 114
I'm sponsored by Nationwide Insurance. Comes in handy :)
Oct 22 2014 9:35PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
-emile-this is so fucking unfunny.

21 upvotes for what ?


NS humor is dead.
Oct 22 2014 9:36PM
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muchskiing
Posts: 275 - Karma: 548
for those Pro Hoes!
Oct 22 2014 9:40PM
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_salty_
Posts: 672 - Karma: 1,034
With all honesty ever since I was a kid I wanted to be sponsored but know skiing is all about freedom and doing what I like and what I want to do. I DONT WANT TO BE SPONSORED!!! any one else feel that way? or is it just me
Oct 22 2014 9:42PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
MikeyDWith all honesty ever since I was a kid I wanted to be sponsored but know skiing is all about freedom and doing what I like and what I want to do. I DONT WANT TO BE SPONSORED!!! any one else feel that way? or is it just me


My friends are all "hurry up let's get spons from spy, red bull, etc". I don't have a single sponsor.
Oct 22 2014 9:46PM
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cyberginger
Posts: 574 - Karma: 7,082
Happened to some kid at the skatepark this weekend.

Some kid shows up, never seed him before. Says hes sponsored by salad skateboards, showing off the deck he got "Flowed to him by team manager" (AKA bought at local shop).

An hour later, owner of salad skateboards shows up, because a new skateshop opened up nearby that carries his boards. Everyone asks owner if he sponsored this kid.

"Who are you"

Priceless.

Also shoutout to salad because the decks are sweet.
http://saladskateboards.com/product-category/decks/
Oct 22 2014 9:52PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
Posts: 2715 - Karma: 355
I think I have seen some weird threads on newschoolers, but this is one of the weirdest.
Oct 22 2014 9:57PM
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,367
[hank]Some of my friends and I started a little film crew this year called Tree Line Tribe, mostly just for kicks and because we like skiing and filming together. It happens to be getting some recognition, particularly on instagram. I swear man 99% of the comments are kids asking us to sponsor them and shit! We have an edit and some stickers, I don't know what the fuck these kids even want from us lol


troll comment sent!
Oct 22 2014 11:48PM
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Amarino
Posts: 218 - Karma: 2,417
My friend does this on social media, when some gaper kid comments on their photo "are you spancerd?" they reply yeah saga and k2. I call him out everytime.
Oct 22 2014 11:57PM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
AT-ATJust got thinking...how cool would it to be sponsored by A beer/food company?

how awesome would it be to be sponsored by MySpace and PBR?
Oct 23 2014 12:46AM
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