Replying to Yet another "help me fuck with my friend" thread

so basically me and a group of friends have a whatsapp group we use for general friends group related chat, and one guy who is the admin deleted me to piss me off. in the grand scheme of things this is very insignificant, and you must realise i really care very little about such a gesture, but i want to get revenge anyway.

i have some pretty heinous photos of him when he was very fucked up that shall be employed via photoshop, but i'm also going to dish out karma for anyone who can think of something funny. also if anyone wants to help me with photoshopping i can PM you photos/ post them here.

inb4 put a crane in his mattress/ make his parents into chili etc etc