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Yet another "help me fuck with my friend" thread

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CliffyByro
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so basically me and a group of friends have a whatsapp group we use for general friends group related chat, and one guy who is the admin deleted me to piss me off. in the grand scheme of things this is very insignificant, and you must realise i really care very little about such a gesture, but i want to get revenge anyway.

i have some pretty heinous photos of him when he was very fucked up that shall be employed via photoshop, but i'm also going to dish out karma for anyone who can think of something funny. also if anyone wants to help me with photoshopping i can PM you photos/ post them here.

inb4 put a crane in his mattress/ make his parents into chili etc etc
Oct 22 2014 11:34AM
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270on420out
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Write in bleach on his front lawn"(insert name) has gonnorhea"
Oct 22 2014 12:13PM
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SFB
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post the photos here OP, ill see what i can do
Oct 22 2014 12:27PM
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yelsel
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TRVP_LVRDWrite in bleach on his front lawn"(insert name) has gonnorhea"


Yeah, do this but make sure you spell it correctly.

Gonorrhea.
Oct 22 2014 12:36PM
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SFB
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also have sex with his dad to get back at him.
Oct 22 2014 12:38PM
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CliffyByro
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TRVP_LVRDWrite in bleach on his front lawn"(insert name) has gonnorhea"


sadly he lives in an apartment so no lawn. good suggestion though, might see if i can work out a way of doing it

SFBpost the photos here OP, ill see what i can do


will do, i'll have to forage for them but will post soon
Oct 22 2014 12:38PM
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kalle.
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when fucking with your friend, remember foreplay. it'll be more enjoyable for both of you :)


eheh
Oct 22 2014 12:51PM
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270on420out
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Sneakypoo his apartment. If you are unfimiliar it is when one defecates into a ziplock bag and pokes a single hole into said bag(that part is optional). Then hide it somewhere in his apartment.
Oct 22 2014 12:54PM
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Top_Gun
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OP post pics
Oct 22 2014 1:47PM
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Chewy.
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Your friend deleted you because he hates you.
Oct 22 2014 2:03PM
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CliffyByro
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sorry for the delay folks, my computers being weird. will deliver photos in the morning. good suggestions so far, keep 'em coming!



and no i'm not gonna fuck his dad.
Oct 22 2014 7:15PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Shit on his doorstep
Oct 23 2014 2:07AM
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msg
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get free pamphlets and brochures mailed to his house (and i mean boxes full of them, this is easy to do) for free. the kind of ones you get in PE class telling you that drugs are bad - you can get them mailed for free as they're usually run by government organisations.

change his name to willie tucher and stuff like that. it's a classic prank.
Oct 23 2014 4:48AM
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dispatchQ_main
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eat a jar of creatine and then fuck him in the ass


bro
Oct 23 2014 5:02AM
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msg
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stucciget free pamphlets and brochures mailed to his house (and i mean boxes full of them, this is easy to do) for free. the kind of ones you get in PE class telling you that drugs are bad - you can get them mailed for free as they're usually run by government organisations.

change his name to willie tucher and stuff like that. it's a classic prank.


DID I MENTION THEY'RE FREE
Oct 23 2014 6:12AM
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CliffyByro
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stucciget free pamphlets and brochures mailed to his house (and i mean boxes full of them, this is easy to do) for free. the kind of ones you get in PE class telling you that drugs are bad - you can get them mailed for free as they're usually run by government organisations.

change his name to willie tucher and stuff like that. it's a classic prank.


stucciDID I MENTION THEY'RE FREE


wait i'm not sure i fully understand here... am i going to have to pay for these? because i'm really not sure i want to part with cash...

here's a photo (he's the one in the middle having what looks like a religious experience). i can't find the others just yet but will post them when i do

Oct 23 2014 8:22AM
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Yeezy
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CliffyByrowait i'm not sure i fully understand here... am i going to have to pay for these? because i'm really not sure i want to part with cash...

here's a photo (he's the one in the middle having what looks like a religious experience). i can't find the others just yet but will post them when i do



I see some potential. Ill seee what i can do!
Oct 23 2014 11:24AM
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Yeezy
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I only use adobe programs, and i paid for all my pro editing software. So if you wanna just paypal me a few hundo that would be sik

Oct 23 2014 11:34AM
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SFB
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YeezyI only use adobe programs, and i paid for all my pro editing software. So if you wanna just paypal me a few hundo that would be sik


Oct 23 2014 11:56AM
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Yeezy
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SFB


prolly wasnt gonna pay me anyways
Oct 23 2014 1:30PM
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GayWolf420
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CliffyByrowait i'm not sure i fully understand here... am i going to have to pay for these? because i'm really not sure i want to part with cash...

here's a photo (he's the one in the middle having what looks like a religious experience). i can't find the others just yet but will post them when i do



holy wow, that Saudi dudes in a whole new galaxy.
Oct 23 2014 1:32PM
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CliffyByro
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DeebieSkeebiesholy wow, that Saudi dudes in a whole new galaxy.


haha yup, laughing gas ain't nutin' to fuck wit
Oct 23 2014 1:49PM
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skiersupreme
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Burn his house down
Oct 23 2014 2:37PM
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lurking
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Chain him to his bed
Oct 23 2014 7:40PM
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Shredsterr
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Kill his family plumber
Oct 23 2014 7:42PM
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rballs_
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Shit on his pillow.
Oct 23 2014 7:47PM
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sbarlett
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put goat semen in his milk... that'll teach him
Oct 23 2014 9:35PM
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zwilly
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Have your mom call his mom.
Oct 23 2014 9:54PM
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SFB
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this is the best i got OP

Oct 24 2014 2:09PM
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Laurent.
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Oct 24 2014 3:07PM
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CliffyByro
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i love you guys
Oct 24 2014 3:12PM
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Elg
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Dr.Laurent


i love how you just found the perfect picture, its like you already had it saved!
Oct 24 2014 4:23PM
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crotchvent
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If he lives with a girlfriend. Leave a note under the toilet seat, like the part guys lift up to pee, saying sorry for fucking his girlfriend. Put ghost pepper sauce in his toothpaste and all the condiments in his fridge.
Oct 24 2014 5:40PM
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Laurent.
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Elgi love how you just found the perfect picture, its like you already had it saved!


Doesn't everyone have a 40TB stock image collection that includes a section devoted solely to full frontal male on male non-interracial anally penetrative sexual intercourse for "photoshop this" internet threads?
Oct 24 2014 5:47PM
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Chewy.
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Dr.Laurent


Hahaha holy fuck
Oct 24 2014 6:21PM
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