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School Rivalry, NEED HELP

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JOTTO
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Ok so my high school is the West Bucks and we're rivals with the East Patriots in our area. This week is the football game and all sorts of mischief happens the week before the game. Every year they put a dead deer on our school rock (since we're the Bucks) but its not like we can put a dead Patriot on their rock so I need the help of NS to think of creative mischief we can do to their school/ rock. So far we cut the deer head off and put it on their rock, kinda messed up but you get the point, we need something new. Any ideas will help to get back at them thanks.
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toastyteenagers
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Sacrifice a Virgin uncircumcised newborn baby in the deans office.

seriously the east patriots are like psychopaths
WHO WOULD DO THAT
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profa_212
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Wtf is wrong with your schools


But take a shit on all the football players cars when hey are in class.
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Peach.
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Paintball your own bus with their school colors. Cause as much damage as you can.
The relation would be hilarious.
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JGWI
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toastyteenagersSacrifice a Virgin uncircumcised newborn baby in the deans office.

seriously the east patriots are like psychopaths
WHO WOULD DO THAT


The East Patriots
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Peach.
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Profahoben_212Wtf is wrong with your schools


But take a shit on all the football players cars when hey are in class.


You're from SoDak. Remember like five years back when STM caught massive shit for paintballing their rival teams bus and breaking a couple windows?
I'm not saying they weren't guilty.
And I'm definitely not saying I was involved.
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profa_212
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Peach.You're from SoDak. Remember like five years back when STM caught massive shit for paintballing their rival teams bus and breaking a couple windows?
I'm not saying they weren't guilty.
And I'm definitely not saying I was involved.


Yes I do remember hearing about that!....was that the same year that someone at Stevens threw a watermelon into head on traffic?
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Peach.
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Profahoben_212Yes I do remember hearing about that!....was that the same year that someone at Stevens threw a watermelon into head on traffic?


I don't know probably. I graduated from their shitty rival school many moons ago.
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Chubz.
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Go to the school at night and hang big ass banners everywhere with harsh comments about their school.


Light their football field on fire.
(We almost did this multiple times this past year against our rival school)
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Peach.
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Chubz.Go to the school at night and hang big ass banners everywhere with harsh comments about their school.


Light their football field on fire.
(We almost did this multiple times this past year against our rival school)

I mean, I'm down to commit a felony as much as the next guy but...
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Chubz.
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Peach.I mean, I'm down to commit a felony as much as the next guy but...


Ya thats why we never did it but it was always thrown out on the table.
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Scaredwhiteboy
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Just paint their rock with your school's colors.
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Stadtski
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This is just like BMS...
https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/733499.0/Blue-Mountain-State---Sammy-kills-the-goat
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Olimar
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... put a dead patriot on their rock.
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brotherdad
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Spray weed-killer (the kind that also kills grass) on their football field in the shape of a dick.
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Stadtski
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DINKLEBERGSpray weed-killer (the kind that also kills grass) on their football field in the shape of a dick.


go all ancient rome vs carthage on their ass and pour salt all over their field so that the whole field wont grow, and theyll just have a big rectangle of dirt
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270on420out
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Go to their football field the night before the game, and spray paint a massive red white and blue penis in the middle of the field.
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skiersupreme
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Burn a dick into their football field
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JOTTO
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Well our school got caught for hazing and now the games off sooo... http://6abc.com/news/cb-west-football-season-canceled-due-to-hazing-allegations/363152/
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Lé.Skiing
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make up some fake limbs and stuff to look like people parts. Scatter red, white, and blue clothing around the limbs. have one of those fake plastic deer standing over top of it with fake blood dripping from its mouth.

how to make a full body cast:(if you're interested in this idea.)
http://youtu.be/nDPc8ckbCq0
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Shredsterr
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Who the fuck kills a 300 lb male deer in order to spite the other school? Maybe you could just win the football game like regular high schools do when they play other high schools in football.
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Peach.
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JustinOttWell our school got caught for hazing and now the games off sooo... http://6abc.com/news/cb-west-football-season-canceled-due-to-hazing-allegations/363152/


That's pretty mellow. I mean, no one even got penetrated.
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lurking
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Another student, Braden Salois, tells us, "I think it's unfortunate that this kind of situation had to occur, especially for our school because of the rivalry. Our rivalry is so big and so famous. I mean, we were on the news last year."

You can tell this kid is really smart
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skiersupreme
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Peach.That's pretty mellow. I mean, no one even got penetrated.

school disttrics are now just a bunch of pussies trying to protect everyones feeling
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sbarlett
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Damn, I actually live not far from you. Surprised I haven't heard about this yet.
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Wampire
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Sneak into each of the football players homes the night before the big game. Find their backpacks and do all of their homework for them. They will be so pleasantly surprised the next morning that they will have a stress free day before the big game that night. You will make them very happy!
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shane.t
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our rival 2 years burned "LHS" which just stands for their high school
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