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Pregnant from Blow Job?

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Mingg
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Just read this.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562

According to the article this girl gave a blow job, the sperm was in her stomach, and her boyfriend walked in on this. There was then a knife fight and the knife cut through her stomach into her uterus. The sperm was transferred to her uterus through her stomach and she became pregnant. Plot twist? She doesn't have a vagina.
Oct 20 2014 11:58PM
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erica
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lol this happened to me once. boys are so silly, chill with the knives i cant afford children yet
Oct 20 2014 11:59PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I dont have a vagina. Does that mean I could get pregnant too if I blow a guy and then get stabbed?
Oct 21 2014 12:01AM
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erica
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TheSeaCaptainI dont have a vagina. Does that mean I could get pregnant too if I blow a guy and then get stabbed?


yeah you will get pregnant and you will die
Oct 21 2014 12:03AM
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Chubbs.
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TheSeaCaptainI dont have a vagina. Does that mean I could get pregnant too if I blow a guy and then get stabbed?


ERICA.MNyeah you will get pregnant and you will die


Oct 21 2014 12:08AM
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Sno.
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ERICA.MNlol this happened to me once. boys are so silly, chill with the knives i cant afford children yet


yeah...can I get a little child support with that stabbing? come on guys.
Oct 21 2014 12:08AM
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toastyteenagers
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this thread made me question a bunch of things
Oct 21 2014 12:16AM
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erica
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toastyteenagersthis thread made me question a bunch of things


Seriously, like what better way to ruin the moment for someone you hate then stab them with a knife while they're sucking dick?
Oct 21 2014 12:22AM
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Bart.Man
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Holy mother of click bait URL. So many buzz words jam packed into that title.
Oct 21 2014 12:31AM
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no_steeze
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I can't say I'm worried about this happening to anyone I know or have ever heard of
Oct 21 2014 12:51AM
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JAHpow
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Well we know one thing



















She swallows
Oct 21 2014 1:10AM
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Bart.Man
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Also, what an oddly cheery lead for this story:

"A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm."

Why are they championing sperm so strongly? Did a sperm bank recently buy up ABC or something?
Oct 21 2014 1:30AM
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LiquorLanch
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Bart.ManAlso, what an oddly cheery lead for this story:

"A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm."

Why are they championing sperm so strongly? Did a sperm bank recently buy up ABC or something?


Nah man they're making a Lifetime movie about the hardiness of the sperm
Oct 21 2014 1:33AM
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NotGhood
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Bart.ManAlso, what an oddly cheery lead for this story:

"A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm."

Why are they championing sperm so strongly? Did a sperm bank recently buy up ABC or something?


If you were a sperm wouldn't you want some appreciation too?
Oct 21 2014 9:10AM
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Laurent.
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Despite it being theoretically possible I was skeptical, then I came across the paper.

http://img2.timg.co.il/CommunaFiles/21227065.pdf

Damn Africa, damn.
Oct 21 2014 9:17AM
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CaptainObvious.
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ERICA.MNyeah you will get pregnant and you will die


omnidataDamn Africa, damn.





Mean girls quotes strong in this thread.
Oct 21 2014 9:54AM
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NinetyFour
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NotGhoodIf you were a sperm wouldn't you want some appreciation too?


Well technically we were all a sperm at one point in our lives.
Oct 21 2014 11:20AM
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AT-AT
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NinetyFourWell technically we were all a sperm at one point in our lives.


The fastest and strongest sperm.
Oct 21 2014 4:30PM
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youngdtay
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I'm like 10/10 sure this news story is bunkus. Me and my brother had like a massive argument with some friends about why this shit makes no sense.

Mainly I'm pretty sure sperm requires super specific conditions (temperarure, pH) to survive, and your stomach meets none of them. Also, wouldn't the hydrochloric acid solution completely destroy the inner lining of the uterus? How is it possible that just the sperm and not the acid would come in contact with the uterus if it passed through a wound caused by a stabbing?
Oct 21 2014 4:46PM
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_CC_
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Oct 21 2014 4:56PM
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deleted5
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Jesus?
Oct 21 2014 5:02PM
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GayWolf420
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Bart.ManAlso, what an oddly cheery lead for this story:

"A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm."

Why are they championing sperm so strongly? Did a sperm bank recently buy up ABC or something?


I found it very misogynist and one-sided. no support for my fellow gametes and ovaries? Shame on you, ABC.
Oct 21 2014 5:10PM
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RoyFollman
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Oh my god xD :D :D Where did you found this story ? It's simply crazy and impossible, lol. Women are very strange and complicated creatures, but not that much, omg. However, I am really sorry for pregnant women, because they are going through sufferings in these 9 months of pregnancy. I can imagine how painful it is. Also, a tip for pregnant women from www.randomstuffido.com - don't take airborne while pregnant, it's really dangerous for you and your baby!
Jan 11 2020 8:59AM
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WoFIowz
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Bot bump of the year?
Jan 11 2020 10:29AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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BST_PoliceBot bump of the year?


This should’ve been an award category at the newschoolers thing
Jan 11 2020 6:59PM
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elcheapo
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"Stranger things have happened " deosnt apply here, my gosh what bad luck.
Jan 11 2020 8:47PM
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Casey
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The last time this happened they wrote a Bible about it.
Jan 14 2020 4:45PM
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