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Japaneezy
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I dreamed about Twall confronting me and talking about how he hated getting bald and stuff. Cheddar was laughing so hard right next to him.










That was really random.
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Oct 20 2014 2:57PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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I once dreamed that I was underwater and had to make the choice to stop fighting and let myself drown. Then I was dead for a while. Then I though "wait - can you think when you're dead?" and woke up feeling oddly calm.
Oct 20 2014 3:03PM
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JGWI
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I had one where I was coming home from skiing in a motorhome when I saw a hobo trying to steal my neighbors job which was in my car for some reason. Long story short he threatened me with one of those pickerupper things by trying to pinch my nipple so I sniped him in the face with BB gun.
Nov 12 2014 9:42PM
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JGWI
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JustGoWithItI had one where I was coming home from skiing in a motorhome when I saw a hobo trying to steal my neighbors job which was in my car for some reason. Long story short he threatened me with one of those pickerupper things by trying to pinch my nipple so I sniped him in the face with BB gun.


"Dog"
Nov 12 2014 9:42PM
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gengar.
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one time i got high and thought i was waking up from a dream every 5 minutes



it was chyll
Nov 12 2014 9:48PM
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connecticunt
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I had a dream that I was living on this cruise ship with all of my entended family and friends and we started getting attacked by a kraken type thing and so I jumped into the water to try an save us. As soon as I hit the water I turned into kind of a mermaid thing and started wrestling with this giant octopus and I guess I hurt it and it tuned back into human form and its Patrick Stump from fall out boy. So we swim to shore and we are at a resort somewhere in Mexico and we have drinks together and he invites me on tour.

Not my weirdest one but just what I had last night.
Nov 12 2014 10:12PM
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connecticunt
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I had a dream that I was living on this cruise ship with all of my entended family and friends and we started getting attacked by a kraken type thing and so I jumped into the water to try an save us. As soon as I hit the water I turned into kind of a mermaid thing and started wrestling with this giant octopus and I guess I hurt it and it tuned back into human form and its Patrick Stump from fall out boy. So we swim to shore and we are at a resort somewhere in Mexico and we have drinks together and he invites me on tour.

Not my weirdest one but just what I had last night.
Nov 12 2014 10:12PM
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.FRY.
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I dreamt that I could fly, but whenever I tried to show someone, I couldn't. It wasn't really a weird dream. It just kind of pissed me off.
Nov 12 2014 10:41PM
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Wampire
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I had a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
That one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
Nov 12 2014 10:47PM
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*SID*
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I had a dream that I was banging this really hot blonde that I had met while skiing. Shit lasted for like 2 hours; we just went in loops as the gondola kept running. In the end I ejaculated everywhere and covered the gondola in semen.
Nov 12 2014 11:00PM
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*SID*
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*SID*I had a dream that I was banging this really hot blonde that I had met while skiing. Shit lasted for like 2 hours; we just went in loops as the gondola kept running. In the end I ejaculated everywhere and covered the gondola in semen.


Oh shit.. I read wettest..
Nov 12 2014 11:01PM
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.FRY.
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*SID*I had a dream that I was banging this really hot blonde that I had met while skiing. Shit lasted for like 2 hours; we just went in loops as the gondola kept running. In the end I ejaculated everywhere and covered the gondola in semen.


Weird...I had the same dream...except the blonde was your spouse or significant other.
Nov 12 2014 11:03PM
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baethoven
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I have too many weird fucking dreams. Recently a recurring theme is that all my teeth are all falling out, which is utterly horrifying.

My cat also turns into a cougar sized feline sometimes, which would seem pretty cool, but we do boring ass stuff and nobody ever questions why my cat is so big.

The list could go on and on.
Nov 12 2014 11:05PM
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*SID*
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brett_fishermanWeird...I had the same dream...except the blonde was your spouse or significant other.


But you are my significant other...

Nov 12 2014 11:10PM
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