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The "White Girl Wasted" thread

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haley666
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I just got back from the bar and decided girls get way more drunk than dudes. So to conclude my findings, i think there should be a female "I'm drunk" thread because it would be rather great.

SO TO THE DRUNK FEMALES...

share your stories of how many times you've had to hold Courtney's hair, check her breath, and send her back on the dance floor to pull a man in. OR Maybe You're just plain wasted, and you can't even see the keyboard right now but your drunk alter ego has got something to say to the ski community about your night.
Oct 16 2014 5:17AM
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haley666
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Got back to whistler, what is sober. Back to the life of drunk or hungover always. can't wait till the hill is open so i have an excuse not to drink.
Nov 12 2014 6:55PM
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Mingg
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I LOVE YOU BESUTIFUL PROPLR OF NS
Nov 12 2014 11:35PM
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LynxNation
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MinggI LOVE YOU BESUTIFUL PROPLR OF NS


Yes, that's beautiful!
Nov 13 2014 12:00AM
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_CC_
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MinggI LOVE YOU BESUTIFUL PROPLR OF NS


Poetry.
Nov 15 2014 8:58AM
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taylornicky
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me drinking alone on a saturday night because i live alone, my boyfriend is working, my friends are out of town, i'm super stressed, and why not
Nov 15 2014 8:13PM
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LynxNation
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domeinthebuttme drinking alone on a saturday night because i live alone, my boyfriend is working, my friends are out of town, i'm super stressed, and why not


Shit girlfriend, more power to you! Cheers!
Nov 15 2014 11:01PM
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thornney
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My ski crew on NYE last year...notice the girl puking in the middle of the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34-zz_8iFbo&feature=youtu.be
Nov 24 2014 9:35AM
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connecticunt
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Downed half a bottle of red wine and a half a case of mikes, went to take a shower, decided that it would be a good idea to pee beforehand. Nope. This seat is my friend and no part of me wants to get up and shower now.
Nov 27 2014 7:48PM
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taylornicky
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Firestone Union jack IPA
Nov 28 2014 11:33PM
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frenchfries
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First legal drinks and now finals all week....great combination. But whisky sours are my jam.
Nov 30 2014 2:55AM
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LynxNation
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eez_lFirst legal drinks and now finals all week....great combination. But whisky sours are my jam.


Amen, I used to drink a lot of amaretto sours too. So bomb. Congrats on the turning 21!
Nov 30 2014 12:05PM
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robbinJAHood
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I feel like the drunk adventures by yourself always make the best stories hehe
Dec 3 2014 3:25PM
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_CC_
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domeinthebuttFirestone Union jack IPA


pretty much mans greatest achievement.
Dec 3 2014 7:52PM
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neutralzombie
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apres ski turns into empty parking lot shenanigans.
Dec 15 2014 8:48PM
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ModMommy
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YO IT'S MONDAY AND I HAVE NOT DRANK IN NEARLY 2 MONTHS WTF
Dec 15 2014 9:09PM
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skurian
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Dec 15 2014 11:45PM
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kstanz
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haley666Got back to whistler, what is sober. Back to the life of drunk or hungover always. can't wait till the hill is open so i have an excuse not to drink.


Word I am finally done finals and gonna be up in Whis soon!! My first winter being legal and I am beyond stoked, I have waited a long time to be able to get to a legit Apres
Dec 16 2014 12:51PM
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abigalea
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Creativity..
Dec 29 2014 5:15PM
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abigalea
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Dec 29 2014 5:17PM
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Daph
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this one time I got really drunk and found a cat. The cat did not love me as much as I loved it
Dec 29 2014 8:15PM
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mountainheart
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You and I have that in common.
Haha
So great
Dec 29 2014 10:35PM
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errrka
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YoungDaphthis one time I got really drunk and found a cat. The cat did not love me as much as I loved it


oh my god, we should probably never hang out together, or maybe we should. We could have so many cats.
I'm very drunkenly trying to pet this cat that very obviously hated us.
(also the third comment on this cracks me up so much)
Dec 30 2014 1:11PM
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FBGM
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bleepbloop


you look so much like my friend lauren who also lives in utah
Dec 30 2014 2:44PM
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ModMommy
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Toes are so gooddamn odd
Dec 31 2014 11:40PM
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Mingg
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I startd my year off right, drunk.
Jan 1 2015 1:08AM
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mountainheart
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Drank so much so late I think I was still drunk at work this morning
Jan 4 2015 4:18PM
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el_mn_op
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Hi everyone. I am drunk and at a party. And on newschoolers. Posting in a thread. This counts as socializing, right?

Send help,
Ellen
Jan 16 2015 11:48PM
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taylornicky
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pizza_LIBREHi everyone. I am drunk and at a party. And on newschoolers. Posting in a thread. This counts as socializing, right?

Send help,
Ellen


ON MY WAY
Jan 17 2015 12:25AM
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erica
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Met Goepper and made a rock joke and woke up 2am on my friends couch snuggling a giraffe. Sweet.
Jan 31 2015 3:09AM
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brittani
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Went out in Whistler last night. Got blackout drunk. Lost everyone. Tried to hitchhike back to Pemberton at 2 am. Fail. Went to the other side of the street. Tried to hitchhike in the other direction. Apparently that worked, woke up on the couch at my cousins place (where I presumably broke in)to frantic calls from my boss saying I was am on the schedule and was supposed to be at work two hours ago. Rolled in to the "boutique" rossignol store that I work at doused in cigarretes and sweat, still in my club dress. Now im here. And the booze is wearing off. Going to merlins on my lunch break. Not sure how they haven't fired me yet
Jan 31 2015 3:10PM
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S.M.G
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nsfairyMet Goepper and made a rock joke and woke up 2am on my friends couch snuggling a giraffe. Sweet.


I own the rock joke
Jan 31 2015 9:20PM
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_CC_
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I was belligerent during the superbowl then lost my voice and threw up at work the next day. Hungover on victory.

There was also a keg of Odells Runoff IPA hooked up outside my window, so I did a kegstand out my kitchen window. Tragically, no one has photographic evidence.
Feb 3 2015 2:11PM
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taylornicky
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Tequila shots. Sake. Wine. Chugging icky IPA. YESSSS
Apr 26 2015 11:53PM
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annex_
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brittaniWent out in Whistler last night. Got blackout drunk. Lost everyone. Tried to hitchhike back to Pemberton at 2 am. Fail. Went to the other side of the street. Tried to hitchhike in the other direction. Apparently that worked, woke up on the couch at my cousins place (where I presumably broke in)to frantic calls from my boss saying I was am on the schedule and was supposed to be at work two hours ago. Rolled in to the "boutique" rossignol store that I work at doused in cigarretes and sweat, still in my club dress. Now im here. And the booze is wearing off. Going to merlins on my lunch break. Not sure how they haven't fired me yet


Did you work at the rossi store in blackcomb daylodge?
Apr 27 2015 2:12PM
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brittani
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KatcherDid you work at the rossi store in blackcomb daylodge?


haha yeah totally
Apr 28 2015 5:39PM
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brittani
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are you still in whistler? i want to make an edit this week
Apr 28 2015 5:40PM
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annex_
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brittanihaha yeah totally


haha that's sick I worked in rentals below you!

brittaniare you still in whistler? i want to make an edit this week


nah unfortunately i'm back in alberta rehabbing my knee for a bit. Had surgery 4 weeks ago so won't be on skis for a while.
Apr 29 2015 12:48AM
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brittani
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Katcherhaha that's sick I worked in rentals below you!



nah unfortunately i'm back in alberta rehabbing my knee for a bit. Had surgery 4 weeks ago so won't be on skis for a while.


hahah yes thats awesome! yeah how much did rentals suck? hah

well sorry about your knee, hope all the little tendons and such grow back quickly. next year...!!
Apr 29 2015 8:42PM
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annex_
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brittanihahah yes thats awesome! yeah how much did rentals suck? hah

well sorry about your knee, hope all the little tendons and such grow back quickly. next year...!!


Hahah omg the stories. The crew was great but the customers omg. Thanks!
Apr 30 2015 3:04AM
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Mingg
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Yesterday was our banquet and I learned how to drop into a mini ramp while drunk, wearing a skirt, and wearing flip flops. I'd say that was pretty fucking successful. Also jumped off a roof...that was fun. It was also really sweet because all my friends in schuss call me "minggyy smalls" and my director gift was a t shirt that says "You're killing me smalls." hahaha. I love my friends and I love that they give me alcohol.
May 3 2015 12:51PM
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