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theslvsh
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Hey NS, Slvsh is a freeski matchup league similar to what Stept's Skate on Snow was. We've filmed 12 games so far. The first game, Noah Morrison vs Noah Wallace, drops tomorrow, October 14th, on http://www.slvsh.com

Here is the teaser
YouTube:


InstaTeaser:
http://instagram.com/p/uGdUG3OMWv/


Game Schedule: (Games will be released on Tuesdays)

Noah Morrison vs Noah Wallace | Oct 14th
Will Wesson vs Khai Krepela | Oct 21st
Rob Heule vs Max Hill | Oct 28th
Aleks Aurdal vs Johan Berg | Nov 4th


The remaining 8 games have been played with these 16 riders:

ABM
Alex Bellemare
Antti Olilla
Daniel Hanka
Elias Ambuhl
Evan McEachran
Joey Van Der Meer
Jonas Hunziker
Karl Fostvedt
Matt Walker
Max Morello
Nicky Keefer
Oystein Braten
Russ Henshaw
Steve Stepp
Woodsy

Follow Slvsh for who played who, game dates, new games and all other info.

http://instagram.com/theslvsh
https://twitter.com/theslvsh
https://www.facebook.com/theslvsh

Cheers.

**This thread was edited on Oct 13th 2014 at 5:15:06pm
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chills__
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That last letter set call was wild. Even crazier for Alec to take the W with the revenge letter.
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Biffbarf
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armchair_skierI’m assuming we’re talking about gu killing me in a game of SLVSH. She could def also have her CCP goons whack me.

SLVSH would have some easy letters though

Example: 50/50 the flat box is while saying “FREE HONG KONG”


Fucking lmao that's hilarious
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Hearing british accent 2 seconds into the video

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partyandBS
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BiffbarfIt ain't millions of dollars of state funding hucking their meat. Beneath the golden ccp lining there's a fucking ripper under there that would dominate whatever 'style' you feel she'd be cooler doing.


would love if we made eileen gu core. have her make a street part, enter rail jams, do slvsh/jib league, log into newschoolers, etc.
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Biffbarf
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partyandBSwould love if we made eileen gu core. have her make a street part, enter rail jams, do slvsh/jib league, log into newschoolers, etc.

Unfortunately I think @X_ANKILLA asking her diddy style shit forever ruined those chances
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SofaKingSick
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armchair_skierShe is better at doing stunts on skis than me. I agree

That’s what happens when the state pays you millions of dollars annually to be an athlete.

I still think she is wack but she has considerably raised the bar for female comp skiing which is good for the sport of comp skiing.


Bro she was way better than you before the paychecks, she started getting the checks because she was good at skiing. NSer cope is in a different league lmao

your joke about Hong Kong was good tho
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Farmville420
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One of the best slvsh finals in years and all anyone wants to talk about is Eileen Gu, this fucking website man
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partyandBS
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Farmville420One of the best slvsh finals in years and all anyone wants to talk about is Eileen Gu, this fucking website man


well we did just have the first ever ladies cup so its semi relevant but yeah this years mens final was sick as fuck for sure. boys brought some heaters and were hyping each other up. at the start max was calling a lot of the firecracker calls and i thought it was gonna be his “land holding” but alec had them too and then they werent called again
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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partyandBSwell we did just have the first ever ladies cup so its semi relevant but yeah this years mens final was sick as fuck for sure. boys brought some heaters and were hyping each other up. at the start max was calling a lot of the firecracker calls and i thought it was gonna be his “land holding” but alec had them too and then they werent called again


honestly, Finals, I'm all for calling hard stuff, make the other person do things. That said, it was kind of lame seeing Noah spam that singular trick over and over. Like imagine if that Till I break it guy came to a SLVSH cup, people wouldn't even attempt stuff he can do because of the risk of injury landing screamin' seaman
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skierman
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who the fuck is Alec?
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Dlonetti
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that beat was so perfect for a final
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Thegenericskier
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Max getting taken out by his own nose under combo on revenge is so wild. 11/10 final for sure
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thebusiness19
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I still want to see that sw blender 4 tho ... 👀
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-skian-
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Finally got to take a look at this thread. Dammmn one of the best cups ever.
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Azier123
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BiffbarfIt ain't millions of dollars of state funding hucking their meat. Beneath the golden ccp lining there's a fucking ripper under there that would dominate whatever 'style' you feel she'd be cooler doing.


I’d probably be a better skier to if I got like 10 million yuan from xi jinping to go skiing
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Biffbarf
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Azier123I’d probably be a better skier to if I got like 10 million yuan from xi jinping to go skiing


You probably would be but don't pretend it would turn you into ahall
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SofaKingSick
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Azier123I’d probably be a better skier to if I got like 10 million yuan from xi jinping to go skiing


eileen grew up and got good at skiing in california. the china money resulted from her being a good skier, not vice versa
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Azier123
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SofaKingSickeileen grew up and got good at skiing in california. the china money resulted from her being a good skier, not vice versa


imagine being growing up in the US and training your whole childhood in the US and taking the CCP traitor money lol she should be forced to ski at the shitty Chinese nuclear reactor ski hill. I'm not saying the CCP check would turn me into A-Hall but if money wasn't an issue and I had access to constant training I'd definitely be a better skier I think anyone would be.
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skierman
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Azier123imagine being growing up in the US and training your whole childhood in the US and taking the CCP traitor money lol she should be forced to ski at the shitty Chinese nuclear reactor ski hill. I'm not saying the CCP check would turn me into A-Hall but if money wasn't an issue and I had access to constant training I'd definitely be a better skier I think anyone would be.


Its hilarious you think money was the only reason for this move when she has plenty of family in China for the CCP to fuck with if she didn't represent them.
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Azier123
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skiermanIts hilarious you think money was the only reason for this move when she has plenty of family in China for the CCP to fuck with if she didn't represent them.


Xi Jinping definitely gave her an offer she couldn't refuse
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partyandBS
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i regret mentioning eileen gu in this thread…
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Azier123
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partyandBSi regret mentioning eileen gu in this thread…


Yo fuck Eileen gu she’d be way cooler if she drank that piss
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X_ANKILLA
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BiffbarfUnfortunately I think @X_ANKILLA asking her diddy style shit forever ruined those chances


Bruh that kit chat was legendary hahaha
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steez_apprentice
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X_ANKILLABruh that kit chat was legendary hahaha


why did kit chat stop btw it was funny seeing the passive aggressive (some not passive) interactions
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X_ANKILLA
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steez_apprenticewhy did kit chat stop btw it was funny seeing the passive aggressive (some not passive) interactions


I got a full time job is the simple answer.

I was able to do kit chat full time for 2 years full time because my grandma passed away and left me money. So I lived off of that money for 2 years while doing kit chat. But money runs out eventually. So once it did I went and got my old job back. And I tried to do Kit Chat while working 40 hours a week, but it was so deeply time consuming that Season 3 only had like 40 episodes. So for what would've been season 4, I decided to put it on pause and to focus on my own skiing because I couldn't progress my own skiing and do Kit Chat and maintain a full time job. And I desperately want to become the skier I have always envisioned.

So maybe one day it'll come back. But also maybe not. It was a blessing while it was going on, but just like "They see me Trollin'" everything has a beginning and an end. So I'm happy I did it, but I don't necessarily want to do it again. I've grown as a person and the youthful antics we would would stir up just wouldn't be the same if we tried to recreate it. Blessed to have met all the riders throughout the seasons. I got to meet some of my idols through Kit Chat. And I became known nationally and internationally for doing it, and I still enjoy the friendships I made through Kit Chat almost anywhere I go on snow. But rest assured, I still got that Kit Chat dawg in me if ever comes the time to film another quick episode with a special guest.
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partyandBS
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X_ANKILLAI've grown as a person



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SuperiorKalmar
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X_ANKILLAI got a full time job is the simple answer.

I was able to do kit chat full time for 2 years full time because my grandma passed away and left me money. So I lived off of that money for 2 years while doing kit chat. But money runs out eventually. So once it did I went and got my old job back. And I tried to do Kit Chat while working 40 hours a week, but it was so deeply time consuming that Season 3 only had like 40 episodes. So for what would've been season 4, I decided to put it on pause and to focus on my own skiing because I couldn't progress my own skiing and do Kit Chat and maintain a full time job. And I desperately want to become the skier I have always envisioned.

So maybe one day it'll come back. But also maybe not. It was a blessing while it was going on, but just like "They see me Trollin'" everything has a beginning and an end. So I'm happy I did it, but I don't necessarily want to do it again. I've grown as a person and the youthful antics we would would stir up just wouldn't be the same if we tried to recreate it. Blessed to have met all the riders throughout the seasons. I got to meet some of my idols through Kit Chat. And I became known nationally and internationally for doing it, and I still enjoy the friendships I made through Kit Chat almost anywhere I go on snow. But rest assured, I still got that Kit Chat dawg in me if ever comes the time to film another quick episode with a special guest.


Grandma is not going to like when she hears you wasted her money to run that shit show.
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Rock_Inhabitant
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X_ANKILLAI got a full time job is the simple answer.

I was able to do kit chat full time for 2 years full time because my grandma passed away and left me money. So I lived off of that money for 2 years while doing kit chat. But money runs out eventually. So once it did I went and got my old job back. And I tried to do Kit Chat while working 40 hours a week, but it was so deeply time consuming that Season 3 only had like 40 episodes. So for what would've been season 4, I decided to put it on pause and to focus on my own skiing because I couldn't progress my own skiing and do Kit Chat and maintain a full time job. And I desperately want to become the skier I have always envisioned.

So maybe one day it'll come back. But also maybe not. It was a blessing while it was going on, but just like "They see me Trollin'" everything has a beginning and an end. So I'm happy I did it, but I don't necessarily want to do it again. I've grown as a person and the youthful antics we would would stir up just wouldn't be the same if we tried to recreate it. Blessed to have met all the riders throughout the seasons. I got to meet some of my idols through Kit Chat. And I became known nationally and internationally for doing it, and I still enjoy the friendships I made through Kit Chat almost anywhere I go on snow. But rest assured, I still got that Kit Chat dawg in me if ever comes the time to film another quick episode with a special guest.

mee maw did not die for these bum ass antics of yours
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armchair_skier
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X_ANKILLAI got a full time job is the simple answer.

I was able to do kit chat full time for 2 years full time because my grandma passed away and left me money. So I lived off of that money for 2 years while doing kit chat. But money runs out eventually. So once it did I went and got my old job back. And I tried to do Kit Chat while working 40 hours a week, but it was so deeply time consuming that Season 3 only had like 40 episodes. So for what would've been season 4, I decided to put it on pause and to focus on my own skiing because I couldn't progress my own skiing and do Kit Chat and maintain a full time job. And I desperately want to become the skier I have always envisioned.

So maybe one day it'll come back. But also maybe not. It was a blessing while it was going on, but just like "They see me Trollin'" everything has a beginning and an end. So I'm happy I did it, but I don't necessarily want to do it again. I've grown as a person and the youthful antics we would would stir up just wouldn't be the same if we tried to recreate it. Blessed to have met all the riders throughout the seasons. I got to meet some of my idols through Kit Chat. And I became known nationally and internationally for doing it, and I still enjoy the friendships I made through Kit Chat almost anywhere I go on snow. But rest assured, I still got that Kit Chat dawg in me if ever comes the time to film another quick episode with a special guest.


Blowing up your inheritance on that show is objective proof that ur str8 up rarted
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TroyBallsack
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armchair_skierBlowing up your inheritance on that show is objective proof that ur str8 up rarted


and then having to go back to work at fucking whole foods bahahaaa
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skiP.E.I.
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI just assumed he was Hunter Henderson's brother? No clue on that but it made sense to me


I don’t think so. Alec is from BC, and Hunter and Grace who are siblings are from the US somewhere
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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X_ANKILLAI got a full time job is the simple answer.

I was able to do kit chat full time for 2 years full time because my grandma passed away and left me money. So I lived off of that money for 2 years while doing kit chat. But money runs out eventually. So once it did I went and got my old job back. And I tried to do Kit Chat while working 40 hours a week, but it was so deeply time consuming that Season 3 only had like 40 episodes. So for what would've been season 4, I decided to put it on pause and to focus on my own skiing because I couldn't progress my own skiing and do Kit Chat and maintain a full time job. And I desperately want to become the skier I have always envisioned.

So maybe one day it'll come back. But also maybe not. It was a blessing while it was going on, but just like "They see me Trollin'" everything has a beginning and an end. So I'm happy I did it, but I don't necessarily want to do it again. I've grown as a person and the youthful antics we would would stir up just wouldn't be the same if we tried to recreate it. Blessed to have met all the riders throughout the seasons. I got to meet some of my idols through Kit Chat. And I became known nationally and internationally for doing it, and I still enjoy the friendships I made through Kit Chat almost anywhere I go on snow. But rest assured, I still got that Kit Chat dawg in me if ever comes the time to film another quick episode with a special guest.


Jesus christ
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partyandBS
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soooo how bout that slvsh cup amiright?


few injuries but we all got a new favorite skier in alec
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X_ANKILLA
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SuperiorKalmarGrandma is not going to like when she hears you wasted her money to run that shit show.


Lemme know when you make a meaningful impact on Park Skiing History.
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Biffbarf
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X_ANKILLALemme know when you make a meaningful impact on Park Skiing History.


Back at ya champ
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X_ANKILLA
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BiffbarfBack at ya champ


😂😂😂 no one knows who you are. But yet I get recognized at hills I’ve never been to before. I had a guy from Chile recognize me a week ago. I still get daps from strangers. Riders at Copper scream “KIT CHAT” from the chair as I ride by. Remind me again who are? Even better post an edit.
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partyandBS
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X_ANKILLA😂😂😂 no one knows who you are. But yet I get recognized at hills I’ve never been to before. I had a guy from Chile recognize me a week ago. I still get daps from strangers. Riders at Copper scream “KIT CHAT” from the chair as I ride by. Remind me again who are? Even better post an edit.



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Biffbarf
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X_ANKILLA😂😂😂 no one knows who you are. But yet I get recognized at hills I’ve never been to before. I had a guy from Chile recognize me a week ago. I still get daps from strangers. Riders at Copper scream “KIT CHAT” from the chair as I ride by. Remind me again who are? Even better post an edit.


I have an education a stable career and ski almost exclusively dad skis I'm alright with not making park skiing history sorry bro lmao
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X_ANKILLA
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partyandBS


That’s an easy cop out. He denies my impact on Park Skiing. I demonstrate my interpersonal impact. And you call it “narcissism.”

ayo while you’re at it post an edit. I’d love to see it.
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X_ANKILLA
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BiffbarfI have an education a stable career and ski almost exclusively dad skis I'm alright with not making park skiing history sorry bro lmao


That’s crazy. I have my bachelors degree, a stable career, and a committed girlfriend. I ski exclusively park skis and I made park skiing history while rubbing shoulders with the greats on the daily. Ayo you got BDog’s personal number in your phone? Ayo you got Goepper’s number? What about Steve Stepp’s? You talk to Jackson Karsteter or Luke Votaw lately? How many chairs you catch with Jaron Stadler? You ever had Magnus Graner recognize you? Does Niklas Eriksson follow you?
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Biffbarf
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X_ANKILLAThat’s crazy. I have my bachelors degree, a stable career, and a committed girlfriend. I ski exclusively park skis and I made park skiing history while rubbing shoulders with the greats on the daily. Ayo you got BDog’s personal number in your phone? Ayo you got Goepper’s number? What about Steve Stepp’s? You talk to Jackson Karsteter or Luke Votaw lately? How many chairs you catch with Jaron Stadler? You ever had Magnus Graner recognize you? Does Niklas Eriksson follow you?


Stocking shelves at whole foods needs a bachelor's degree now? Dang the economy really is in the shitter
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partyandBS
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X_ANKILLAThat’s an easy cop out. He denies my impact on Park Skiing. I demonstrate my interpersonal impact. And you call it “narcissism.”

ayo while you’re at it post an edit. I’d love to see it.


hesitant to respond yet here i am lmao. i just posted an edit last week homie. to note it is far from important to me to make an impact on the sport or say I’m one of the best. in fact i know im not even a mid skier anymore lol so I made this edit purely for me and my buddy and decided to share it only on NS. you are hands down a better skier than my buddy and me yet my lil edit has more positive engagement than yours. i presume strictly from how differently we present ourselves cause again, your a better skier than me.
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partyandBS
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X_ANKILLAThat’s crazy. I have my bachelors degree, a stable career, and a committed girlfriend. I ski exclusively park skis and I made park skiing history while rubbing shoulders with the greats on the daily. Ayo you got BDog’s personal number in your phone? Ayo you got Goepper’s number? What about Steve Stepp’s? You talk to Jackson Karsteter or Luke Votaw lately? How many chairs you catch with Jaron Stadler? You ever had Magnus Graner recognize you? Does Niklas Eriksson follow you?


my dood… its literally textbook narcissistic behavior to name dropping people you know to elevate your own self worth…
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eheath
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Can you guys argue in a thread that nobody looks at? Thanks
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skierman
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X_ANKILLAThat’s crazy. I have my bachelors degree, a stable career, and a committed girlfriend. I ski exclusively park skis and I made park skiing history while rubbing shoulders with the greats on the daily. Ayo you got BDog’s personal number in your phone? Ayo you got Goepper’s number? What about Steve Stepp’s? You talk to Jackson Karsteter or Luke Votaw lately? How many chairs you catch with Jaron Stadler? You ever had Magnus Graner recognize you? Does Niklas Eriksson follow you?


I know more famous skiers than you.
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armchair_skier
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X_ANKILLAThat’s crazy. I have my bachelors degree, a stable career, and a committed girlfriend. I ski exclusively park skis and I made park skiing history while rubbing shoulders with the greats on the daily. Ayo you got BDog’s personal number in your phone? Ayo you got Goepper’s number? What about Steve Stepp’s? You talk to Jackson Karsteter or Luke Votaw lately? How many chairs you catch with Jaron Stadler? You ever had Magnus Graner recognize you? Does Niklas Eriksson follow you?


Bros fantasy is to be the Epstein of skiing
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X_ANKILLA
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BiffbarfStocking shelves at whole foods needs a bachelor's degree now? Dang the economy really is in the shitter


Fun fact Wholefoods management pays more than graphic design in Colorado. And you can move up at Wholefoods and make more faster than it would to take becoming a senior designer or an art director at a design firm. But yes the economy is in the shitter. College degrees don't pay more these days. Blue collar work is surpassing the pay of the average white collar job in Colorado. so why make 19-21$/hr as a graphic designer when I can make 28$/hr as a supervisor?
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Biffbarf
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X_ANKILLAFun fact Wholefoods management pays more than graphic design in Colorado. And you can move up at Wholefoods and make more faster than it would to take becoming a senior designer or an art director at a design firm. But yes the economy is in the shitter. College degrees don't pay more these days. Blue collar work is surpassing the pay of the average white collar job in Colorado. so why make 19-21$/hr as a graphic designer when I can make 28$/hr as a supervisor?


Unironically if you see a fit in a career there that is commendable.
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X_ANKILLA
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partyandBShesitant to respond yet here i am lmao. i just posted an edit last week homie. to note it is far from important to me to make an impact on the sport or say I’m one of the best. in fact i know im not even a mid skier anymore lol so I made this edit purely for me and my buddy and decided to share it only on NS. you are hands down a better skier than my buddy and me yet my lil edit has more positive engagement than yours. i presume strictly from how differently we present ourselves cause again, your a better skier than me.


If I were you I'd show some more respect. If I were you I'd perhaps not even drop a comment. The only reason you get more "positive engagement" is because of your LACK of impact, aka you're not a threat to the status quo of shitty internet NS skiers. There's really no good skiers that use NS anymore. And the shitty skiers love it that way.
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