Title says it all -
There is way too much pink on this page
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domeinthebuttMy weekend:
Had plans to go out for my really good friend's 21st birthday, got ready, waited and waited for him to reply. So I texted him "are we not going out?" And he called me super drunk saying sorry he already has people over and is already too drunk to do anything.
Then within 5 minutes of getting off the phone with him, I find out I can no longer go to Utah in two days which I was already packed for and ready to go.
Then the next day (valentines day) I waited around for 5 hours (I looked really hot and felt pretty) to hang out with my boyfriend until finally he texted me at 5:00 saying he was going to pick me up in 15 minutes for our dinner reservation. To find out he hung out with his roommate instead of me who asked him a month in advance to get the day off of work so we could hang out. Dinner was then awkward and we were only there for 30 minutes. We left and he puked outside the restaurant.
Fucking love this weekend. Let's see what else can happen.
MinggI might get fired today for doing this. But I think it was well worth it.
Yesterday my hill had a rail jam. After my shift I went to register for it. The woman at the desk said to me "oh I'm sorry there's no girl section." I said "oh that's okay I can ride with the guys" she gave me a look and went to the back. When she came back out she asked for my ID. I gave it to her and she said "you need to be 21 to ride in this." (I'm 18) Meanwhile there were a decent amount of 14-18 year olds riding. She just kept telling me I'm not allowed.
So I was just gonna go home. I got to my car and was like nahhh. I got my skis, and hiked the back side of the comp area. Ducked some ropes, dropped in, and hit a couple things. Not trying to claim but I did what id consider a pretty good blind 2 on this double tube like feature. I was spotted and kicked out for it and now I might lose my job.
Butttt. I think I proved my point and that's all I care about. This is ridiculous "theres no girl section" yeah fuck you too lady. I don't know if that was the hill's management, the sponsors, or our park crew who came up with that but whoever did they can go fuck themselves.
NSwidowBoth of you need to come to PC and let's link up!
FBGMi totally saw you at beer bar last night and did not make the connection that it was you until this morning
NSwidowGirl! Erica messaged me and told me we were both at the same place! How she knew, i have no idea. fucking freaky.
Anyway, so bummed! We could have had a beer!! HMU 435 676 3448. down to party in SLC
FBGMhaha yeah she texted me and was like you met maddie! and i was like no? but then i remembered i was standing like right next to you with dan brown and they were talking about some australian girl and pointed you out and i was like oh she's cute and i didn't realize it was you AT ALL but i was that girl wearing the blue flannel and black leggings in case you happened to notice me. we should go out next weekend! i'll hit you up
NSwidowHaha I'm such an idiot! We so sillllllly. I'd be down gf! Let's get rowdy!!
FBGMfuck yeah, who are you staying with? i heard you're up in pc and that you're a terrible driver
FBGMfuck yeah, who are you staying with? i heard you're up in pc and that you're a terrible driver
NSwidowNOOOO THEY DIDNT! Im a great driver. Those boys are just fuxking pussies and slightly misogynistic and make fun of me for being australian. I jammed 7 of them into the car! Haha yeah I'm up in PC. Living with some friends. I just crash the night in SLC
FBGMlooooool i heard valley slammed his head on the back of the front seat
safarisamhelp i'm drunk because there was a keg at my house and we had to kill it and i'm crying ove an episode of friends, good bye all hope
caroline.We should be friends. It's been decided.
safarisamhelp i'm drunk because there was a keg at my house and we had to kill it and i'm crying ove an episode of friends, good bye all hope
FBGMhaha yeah she texted me and was like you met maddie! and i was like no? but then i remembered i was standing like right next to you with dan brown and they were talking about some australian girl and pointed you out and i was like oh she's cute and i didn't realize it was you AT ALL but i was that girl wearing the blue flannel and black leggings in case you happened to notice me. we should go out next weekend! i'll hit you up
FBGMi heard you're up in pc and that you're a terrible driver
NSwidowNOOOO THEY DIDNT! Im a great driver. Those boys are just fuxking pussies and slightly misogynistic and make fun of me for being australian. I jammed 7 of them into the car!
MinggMy roommates are hiring a stripper for me for my birthday next week...oh my god ahahaha
yelselchick or guy?
I hired one for my friends 18th birthday...while we were still in highschool. He legit showed up in a cop uniform and went by the name of Magnum. I discreetly filmed the entire thing and looking back on it, he had to know we were all underage. We looked like damn babies while he was bumping and grinding on us.
Jane6I dont think you girls understand how jealous I am of all of this. Fuuuuuck haha
I want ^your lives as much as I want this sweater.
LynxNationThis was the most bitchin
nsfairyyou're the most bitchin
LynxNationDude, you're SO bitchin that if it was the 90's I'd let you borrow my leather mini-backpack and like, totally not even care when I got it back.
You're SO bitchin that if we were pretending to be the Spice Girls, I'd let you be Baby Spice.
LynxNationDude, you're SO bitchin that if it was the 90's I'd let you borrow my leather mini-backpack and like, totally not even care when I got it back.
You're SO bitchin that if we were pretending to be the Spice Girls, I'd let you be Baby Spice.
yelselhahaha whoever wanted to be baby spice? :P
nsfairyremember my life is average and FML?
next up: MLIB. my life is bitchin'
yelselchick or guy?
I hired one for my friends 18th birthday...while we were still in highschool. He legit showed up in a cop uniform and went by the name of Magnum. I discreetly filmed the entire thing and looking back on it, he had to know we were all underage. We looked like damn babies while he was bumping and grinding on us.
neutralzombieHAHAHAHAHAH HIS NAME WAS MAGNUM.
this is gold.
yelselthe best part was that like 4 of us out of the 20 something girls we invited to this, had a job. after i set up the camera and whatnot, i realized none of us had money to tip this guy with so my best friend's mom (who was obviously cool with this) ran to the bank and handed us around $500 in singles to give the poor guy. annnnddd the girl i got him for, she's now a lesbian :)
safarisamReally wish people would get back to me when we're supposed to have plans...
Jane6Got a snap of my friends on the subway saying "hope your night sucks", I know its meant as a joke because I bailed on going out tonight (since I can barely open my mouth properly after the wisdom tooth surgery), but I still got a little upset over it *sadface*.
FBGMwhy do i not have you on snapchat
safarisamBought new ski boots last year, bought they were a little too small, but the dude told me to pack them out then see how they are.
They're two sizes to small, I'm almost positive. I'm gonna have to get new boots next year.
Now I need foot surgery, again.
domeinthebuttI came home and one of the burners was still on and was on high! So yet again I texted her letting her know that the burner was on which could cause the apartment to burn down and also another waste of electricity. Then this morning I woke up and went to go to my car because I left my phone charger in it, and the front door was completely unlocked and not even shut all the way!
safarisamBought new ski boots last year, bought they were a little too small, but the dude told me to pack them out then see how they are.
They're two sizes to small, I'm almost positive. I'm gonna have to get new boots next year.
Now I need foot surgery, again.
Jane6I keep hearing shit like this from people living with roommates and I keep being so confused over how people like this actually manage to survive? I mean, if youre that mentally retarded that you cant even keep track on simple things like closing doors behind you or turn off the stove, how the fuck do you drive a car or whatever??
Ive noticed that people at my office seem to be completely unable to pick up the paper towels they drop when they throw them in the bin after they have dried their hands. I work in a very neat office, so its always a shock coming into one of the bathrooms and it looks the same way as a club bathroom at 3am would look. How fucking hard is it to just bend down, pick up the paper you dropped and throw it in the trash!? Makes me wonder how those peoples' apartments look like.