Member of the Month

hi_vis360
December, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Baked Thoughts/Ideas

profile picture
Ghoster
Posts: 261 - Karma: 1,871
Things you think about when you're on that devil's lettuce.

What if people were like Mr.Potato heads and you could just pop limbs on and off? That'd be pretty chill. Alongside the clothes in your closet you would have some limbs laying around. I think I would rock at least one man sized lobster arm for defence and style purposes. Ain't nobody messing with a big ol lobster dude. Unless there's bigger and better lobster part lobster/part dudes..
Oct 9 2014 11:45PM
14 0
profile picture
Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
Oct 10 2014 12:10AM
2 0
profile picture
.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,390
i'm cheeched m8
Oct 10 2014 12:35AM
0 0
profile picture
ethanfrayne
Posts: 190 - Karma: 1,196
This thread could actually get really good.

I've had this idea before. So it starts with you have a kid but you keep him 100% sheltered and you and you wife/husband NEVER speak English or Any kind of language in front of them. You literally just make random noises. Then when your son goes off the kindergarten he's wildly confused at what is going on and his head exploads like Hiroshima round 2.
Oct 10 2014 8:23AM
3 0
profile picture
TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
Mt thoughts usually consist thinking so hard I explode into a super saiyan and creating new edible concoctions and then..




Wait, maybe this was a hallucinogenic
Oct 10 2014 8:48AM
3 0
profile picture
Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
not baked but drunk

sitting in a taproom with a bunch of friends and we came up this delicious snack food idea. So like those peel and eat twizzlers what if there was string cheese wrapped around a beef stick. god that would be fucking awesome.
Oct 10 2014 9:25AM
0 0
profile picture
KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
Tinganot baked but drunk

sitting in a taproom with a bunch of friends and we came up this delicious snack food idea. So like those peel and eat twizzlers what if there was string cheese wrapped around a beef stick. god that would be fucking awesome.


I know you said wrapped around a beef stick, but ive seen these around... guess you could just take a bite of each? haha




Also my buddy was telling me how at Alta when it gets dumped on they have to go shovel their cars out of the lot for the plows to come in which sounds liek a pain in the ass. I thought of how it would be cool if you could make some kind of heater strips to put throughout the the car and have it attached to your battery so the snow will just melt away while its snowing so the car doesn't get buried. Thought I was going to make millions until he told me it prob wouldnt work and would just kill your cars battery. le sigh
Oct 10 2014 12:14PM
0 0
profile picture
broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
i have started a running list of hilarious quotes my friend. he doesn't necessarily even have to be high to say weird shit but he says some great shit when he's stoned. i was thinking about starting a running thread about it
Oct 10 2014 1:14PM
0 0
profile picture
TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
Oct 10 2014 1:56PM
0 0
profile picture
Hodor
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,578
time is destruction and creation occurring simultaneously = my thoughts on shrooms + long bottom leaf
Oct 10 2014 2:53PM
0 0
profile picture
shitpoop
Posts: 667 - Karma: 1,479
not baked, but imagine like a super waterproof cloth you put on you car, thats angled. Its angled so then the snow only goes off to the back of the car. No shoveling needed, and just take off the cloth and fold it into the trunk or whatever. Super easy and simple
Oct 10 2014 3:22PM
0 0
profile picture
TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
shitpoopnot baked, but imagine like a super waterproof cloth you put on you car, thats angled. Its angled so then the snow only goes off to the back of the car. No shoveling needed, and just take off the cloth and fold it into the trunk or whatever. Super easy and simple


It would still pile up. Even if it didn't how are you supposed to back out of your spot with 2 feet of snow behind you?
Oct 10 2014 3:32PM
0 0
profile picture
DANIELMORTENSEN
Posts: 272 - Karma: 1,032


Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Taco Bell.
Oct 10 2014 3:34PM
1 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
My roommate and I were very close to making pizzas using eggos as crust but it was too much effort. Probably wouldn't have been that good
Oct 10 2014 3:49PM
0 0
profile picture
Ghoster
Posts: 261 - Karma: 1,871
brotoi have started a running list of hilarious quotes my friend. he doesn't necessarily even have to be high to say weird shit but he says some great shit when he's stoned. i was thinking about starting a running thread about it


Put 'em in here
Oct 10 2014 3:58PM
0 0
profile picture
Ghoster
Posts: 261 - Karma: 1,871

Two grilled cheese, fried egg, two patties, fried onion, bacon, bacon, bacon... Sweet fancy Moses one of my best cheeched creation
Oct 10 2014 4:08PM
0 0
profile picture
sober_sadface
Posts: 27 - Karma: 21
Skippy peanut butter tubes, instead filled with raw cookie dough.
Oct 10 2014 4:32PM
0 0
profile picture
E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
KEVTRONAlso my buddy was telling me how at Alta when it gets dumped on they have to go shovel their cars out of the lot for the plows to come in which sounds liek a pain in the ass. I thought of how it would be cool if you could make some kind of heater strips to put throughout the the car and have it attached to your battery so the snow will just melt away while its snowing so the car doesn't get buried. Thought I was going to make millions until he told me it prob wouldnt work and would just kill your cars battery. le sigh


Forget which company produces it but they've created a car that melts everything off of it.
Oct 10 2014 9:14PM
0 0
profile picture
lurking
Posts: 2222 - Karma: 6,788
Why is the word dog the word God spelled backwards? Is it a subliminal message?
Oct 10 2014 10:14PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)