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Best Athlete Page Photo Caption Contest

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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6707 - Karma: 98,278
The idea is simple, take a screenshot of a pro skier's company profile picture and caption it.
Winner (one with the most upvotes and one chosen by me) will win free stuff.


"Hi there kids, want some candy? No need to worry moms, they're safe with me..."


GO!

**This thread was edited on Oct 8th 2014 at 6:23:44pm
Oct 8 2014 6:22PM
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Pozzy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 674


"Fuck my ankles hurt"
Oct 8 2014 7:22PM
119 5
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255


"Where the fuck did my hair go?"
Oct 8 2014 7:48PM
107 6
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JTCasper540_MN
Posts: 742 - Karma: 3,698


"I havent slept in ten days"
Oct 8 2014 7:58PM
48 3
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Heavy.Head
Posts: 324 - Karma: 686
JTCasper540


"I havent slept in ten days"


*Showered*
Oct 8 2014 7:59PM
18 4
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JJ.
Posts: 183 - Karma: 667

"......pizza......"
Oct 8 2014 8:21PM
85 5
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elm.
Posts: 1492 - Karma: 13,497


"Everyone thought I was Wallisch...."
Oct 8 2014 8:24PM
158 7
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684



"I brutally raped and killed my father"
Oct 8 2014 8:24PM
59 6
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,372
elm.


"Everyone thought I was Wallisch...."


You Win.
Oct 8 2014 8:29PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,669
elm.


"Everyone thought I was Wallisch...."


/thread
Oct 8 2014 8:35PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
elm.


"Everyone thought I was Wallisch...."


GAME OVER
Oct 8 2014 8:36PM
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prolapsed_anus
Posts: 16 - Karma: -7

Fuck you, you fucking haters.
Oct 8 2014 8:39PM
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elm.
Posts: 1492 - Karma: 13,497
wolfbackpackYou Win.


Put.Me.In.Coach/thread


GratefulGrizzlyGAME OVER


come on this thread hasn't even started
Oct 8 2014 9:01PM
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m.smay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 917


"I think I forgot my skis..."
Oct 8 2014 9:15PM
52 2
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Easy-E
Posts: 751 - Karma: 1,686



"why are you even giving me money?"
Oct 8 2014 9:19PM
58 0
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Saga.
Posts: 3812 - Karma: 45,331
elm.


"Everyone thought I was Wallisch...."

I think there were almost if not just as many people saying it was Andy Parry too. But this is a great caption.
Oct 8 2014 9:27PM
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cheener12
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 5,884


"Hmmmmmmmmmunchies anyone? Devin?"
Oct 8 2014 9:27PM
62 2
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lurking
Posts: 2222 - Karma: 6,787


We miss you
Oct 8 2014 9:55PM
36 2
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FelonDegeneres
Posts: 203 - Karma: 1,446


"I think I just sharted..."
Oct 8 2014 11:17PM
74 0
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drinkbutter
Posts: 179 - Karma: 2,850

@drinkbutter athletes
Oct 8 2014 11:25PM
19 6
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,372


"PEEK JAH BOO"
Oct 8 2014 11:26PM
62 1
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
elm.


"Everyone thought I was Wallisch...."


nobody with even the slightest shred of common sense thought it was tom
Oct 8 2014 11:26PM
25 6
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oldworld_newlife
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 5,251
loganschnur


We miss you


:(
Oct 8 2014 11:27PM
11 1
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lrob
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,868
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"cum already!"
Oct 9 2014 12:23AM
42 5
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FelonDegeneres
Posts: 203 - Karma: 1,446

"Did I turn the oven off?"
Oct 9 2014 12:29AM
81 0
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M.M
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 4,494
FunkmasterFleck

"Did I turn the oven off?"

another great one
Oct 9 2014 12:32AM
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AFETvisuals
Posts: 48 - Karma: 1,129


"its a sony fact"
Oct 9 2014 1:38AM
43 0
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AFETvisuals
Posts: 48 - Karma: 1,129
one more:

"back when I was on top"
Oct 9 2014 1:41AM
0 0
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HSmith
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,940

"if it was rode i got soled lincon" brett_fisher
Oct 9 2014 1:46AM
60 0
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185

"Worked for Kenworthy, it will work for me as well"
Oct 9 2014 2:00AM
43 0
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185


How bout this one? Isn't she sexy with her skis?
Oct 9 2014 2:29AM
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CatBoy
Posts: 234 - Karma: 990
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Wrong hole!
Oct 9 2014 2:35AM
60 1
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joesdapoes
Posts: 171 - Karma: 1,898
We can go further guys!
Oct 9 2014 2:40AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519


ay girl let me buy you a drnk
Oct 9 2014 3:40AM
8 0
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FabseM
Posts: 153 - Karma: 483


"What camera???"
Oct 9 2014 3:51AM
10 1
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_Tommo_
Posts: 304 - Karma: 641


"Now Pablo, keep both eyes open and just try to look as if you know what you're doing"
Oct 9 2014 5:46AM
7 0
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jimmy_buckle
Posts: 174 - Karma: 502
m.smay


"Did I just fart or shit myself"
Oct 9 2014 5:46AM
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jimmy_buckle
Posts: 174 - Karma: 502
Dammit that one was mine....Looked like i quoted somebody
Oct 9 2014 5:47AM
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Atomika09
Posts: 104 - Karma: 746
[IMG]http://hharlaut.com/files/2013/01/Bild-232.png{/IMG]

".......YESSURR!"
Oct 9 2014 6:01AM
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Atomika09
Posts: 104 - Karma: 746
[IMG]http://hharlaut.com/files/2013/01/Bild-232.png[IMG]

"Yessur!" Goddam new pic posting thingy..
Oct 9 2014 6:05AM
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Atomika09
Posts: 104 - Karma: 746


OMG FINALLY!!! CAPTION: "Yessurrr!"

I can leave this thread now and never return (-_-')
Oct 9 2014 6:09AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
Torstein Horgmo for those who don't know who this is.



"Daaaaaamn, skiing is a lot cooler..."
Oct 9 2014 8:20AM
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NigelStein
Posts: 466 - Karma: 455


I'm the best snowlerblader on the mountain!
Oct 9 2014 8:40AM
13 2
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Peppy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 341
c-walk69Wrong hole!



Did you just pee in my butt?
Oct 9 2014 8:43AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635


You think if I added guns it'd be even more badass?

;)
Oct 9 2014 9:10AM
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kshaughn
Posts: 509 - Karma: 4,566


I am better looking than your girlfriend.
Oct 9 2014 9:55AM
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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
FabseM

no mom. I told you, me and my friends do NOT need lunch
Oct 9 2014 10:16AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149


"MOM! THE MEATLOAF! WE WANT IT NOW!!! What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing, back there."
Oct 9 2014 10:42AM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
GratefulGrizzly


"MOM! THE MEATLOAF! WE WANT IT NOW!!! What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing, back there."


That wasn't funny at all
Oct 9 2014 10:46AM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237


Be smart kids, just say no #crakiswhack
Oct 9 2014 10:56AM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237


Skiing really is a drug
Oct 9 2014 10:59AM
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