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Jones Soda Holiday Pack

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Tosh
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anybody try these



Yep, that's right... the flavours are:

Turkey & Gravy Soda
Cranberry Soda
Mashed Potato & Butter
Green Bean Casserole
Fruitcake Soda

http://www.jonessoda.com/files/turkey04.html

Dec 23 2004 2:58PM
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Smithy
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whaaaa? sounds .. yummy?






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Dec 23 2004 3:03PM
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hucker22
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heard of it but yet to try
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Dec 23 2004 3:05PM
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Apple
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do they actually taste like that? that would be so weird. we wernt alowed to drink those in our school because it looked 'like a botle of alcohol' and according to the vp, 'sends out bad and imatatable message to the younger students' i thought it was stupid. The younger students were more badass that we were.
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Dec 23 2004 3:06PM
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therealshiznaz
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Aparently they actualy do taste like that and aparently they aren't that bad, even though I havn't tried them. We aren't aloud to drink them at my school because there not pepsi.
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Dec 23 2004 3:16PM
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Lanemeyers
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That is fuckin gross


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Dec 23 2004 3:20PM
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Shaggy
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fuckin eh id love to be able to try out the Turkey and Gravy one. i've been waiting to see something like this for soooo long now

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Dec 23 2004 3:28PM
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DYFI
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i have a couple of bottles of jones soda from like 10 years ago...me and my friend drank some and were dead by the end of the night.



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Dec 23 2004 3:33PM
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lanks
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i love the bubblegum jones soda, always makes my tongue super blue. and i really want to try those.

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Dec 23 2004 3:38PM
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soaponarope
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The guy that invented Jones came to our school and talked to the marketing classes. Apparently they've been making weird flavors for a long time. He said one of the least popular flavors was smoked ham...
Dec 23 2004 5:05PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Hahah, funky funk.

Snapple has a Applie Pie drink. Its alright, I'm not a huge fan.
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Dec 23 2004 5:15PM
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skogenjake
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ive tried turkey and gravy. but that was last thanksgiving. its so gross like someone spilled a coke on the turkey and gravy and then mopped it up with a paper towel. you are drinking the mixture on the paper towel. its fun to try but like after 3 sips and laughing it gets old and your like 'why the fuck am i drinking this ill go get a regular jones'

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Dec 23 2004 5:48PM
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Pklink04
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it is so gross



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Dec 23 2004 5:52PM
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beep
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these look... odd. regular jones is awesome though. you can buy them at target now.
Dec 23 2004 8:00PM
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dspin7x
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yeah who wants to drink turkey and gravy or mashed potatoes....fucking gross.
Dec 23 2004 8:45PM
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I do.......
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Dec 23 2004 8:49PM
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dspin7x
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well youre a sick bastard who will never get a girlfriend
Dec 23 2004 8:51PM
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Shaggy
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not only would i like to drink it, but i'd love to turn it into a perfume, or cologne.

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Dec 23 2004 11:40PM
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soaponarope
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green apple is awesome...
Dec 24 2004 1:05AM
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SmoKinSkier
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Wow its come to this we are so lazy as a society we cant even chew our food n e more everything will be liqified and we will drink our meals!!




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Dec 24 2004 1:15AM
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do not talk shit on jones soda.
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Dec 24 2004 1:59AM
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SchweitzerSki
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jones soda is awesome and It'd be awesome to try those. it doesn't make americans lazy. the lazy ones stick to pepsi and t.v. dinners. this is just craziness
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Dec 24 2004 2:07AM
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yeti
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i am looking at the holiday pack sitting on top of my desk right now. I am getting a second one so i'll let u know how each of them taste.
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Dec 24 2004 7:26AM
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