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Best way to eat balls?

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qazwsxedc34
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I just purchased beef testicles from, http://www.exoticmeatsandmore.com because I worked all summer. I was wondering if any newschoolers have cooked balls before. What is the best way to cook them?

Give me what you got, experiences?
Oct 8 2014 12:36PM
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GayWolf420
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idk ur mom might know a thing or 2 about balls lol get rekt
Oct 8 2014 12:37PM
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iFlip
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Deebie nailed it.
Oct 8 2014 12:39PM
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.Hugo.
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Deebie nailed it
Oct 8 2014 12:42PM
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ModMommy
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http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/RockyMtnOyster.htm
Oct 8 2014 12:45PM
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PacificRimJob
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Make them into a shephards pie. AKA: Ball pie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUAJLg9CCAw
Oct 8 2014 1:18PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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just fry them up in a pan with some oil
Oct 8 2014 1:32PM
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louie.mirags
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what does buying balls and working all summer have to do with each other? You don't need to justify your purchases with the interwebz
Oct 8 2014 1:36PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Rocky mountain oysters.



How to cook them: http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/RockyMtnOyster.htm
Oct 8 2014 1:41PM
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PacificRimJob
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Oh god... This is what rocky mountain oysters start out looking like



vom vom vom vom vom
Oct 8 2014 1:51PM
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Morty.
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Just put them in your mouth, like you do every night.
Oct 8 2014 2:02PM
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erikK
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"Rocky Mountain oysters are the testicles of bull calves used for human consumption. Sometimes pig or sheep testicles are used. They are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat."

pound those balls op
Oct 8 2014 2:27PM
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Peter.
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DingoSeanOh god... This is what rocky mountain oysters start out looking like



vom vom vom vom vom


Oct 8 2014 2:58PM
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Peach.
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I used to be the Sous Chef at a steakhouse that was famous for it's rocky mountain oysters. I will leave you with one piece of advice, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, over-cook them. Seriously if you fuck that up there's no saving them.
Oct 8 2014 3:47PM
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lurking
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Thread title wasn't just click bait. Congrats OP
Oct 8 2014 3:48PM
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.undetected
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You dont want to spend money on a ski trip, but you buy testicles? You are something else john.
Oct 8 2014 4:02PM
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PacificRimJob
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Peach.I used to be the Sous Chef at a steakhouse that was famous for it's rocky mountain oysters. I will leave you with one piece of advice, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, over-cook them. Seriously if you fuck that up there's no saving them.


They're balls. There's no saving them to begin with.
Oct 8 2014 4:56PM
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Peach.
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DingoSeanThey're balls. There's no saving them to begin with.


I never actually tried them (I'm a vegetarian) but supposedly they're good if not a tad chewy.
Oct 8 2014 7:14PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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very surprised that you enjoy balls
Apr 27 2021 9:46PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Peter.

I like this gif




as for eating balls,,, jesus fucking christ
Apr 27 2021 10:42PM
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elcheapo
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Do they empty them before harvest
Apr 27 2021 11:11PM
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elcheapo
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That's the advantage of being a coasty, real oysters!!
Apr 28 2021 12:20AM
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WoFIowz
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TRVP_ANGELvery surprised that you enjoy balls


It explains a lot
Apr 28 2021 1:40AM
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dolanslebensraum
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Also i dont know about eating balls but for lessons on gargling balls pm milfhunter.
Apr 28 2021 3:00AM
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zues
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speed balls are best done by injecting them
Apr 28 2021 11:13AM
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CowboySkibop
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rocky mtn oysters slap
Apr 28 2021 12:25PM
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qazwsxedc34
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It's true I like to eat testicles
Apr 28 2021 12:38PM
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mikemac
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raw dog em, sashimi style.

you won’t.....
Apr 28 2021 4:18PM
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Butterytips69
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Deebie nailed it.
Apr 28 2021 6:35PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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He was indeed rekt
DeebieSkeebiesidk ur mom might know a thing or 2 about balls lol get rekt
Apr 28 2021 6:40PM
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GayWolf420
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BigPurpleSkiSuitHe was indeed rekt

Damn, freshly-graduated from HS me took no prisoners

I apologize to OP as a young adult now for my poor demeanor and behavior. Please dont cancel me

**This post was edited on Apr 28th 2021 at 6:48:13pm
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