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Rofl, homeless man caught living in bridge over chicago river
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It wasn't the spiffiest Chicago Bears luxury suite on the market, but it was home.
Police have evicted Richard Dorsay, 36, after discovering he had been living for the past three years in a wooden shack cleverly built into the beams and girders of the drawbridge spanning the Chicago River.
Not only that, the Chicago Sun-Times reported, but Dorsay had tapped into the bridge's electrical system to power his space heater, microwave oven, PlayStation video games and 19-inch television set, the focal point for when he'd invite friends over to drink beer and watch NFL games.
'I've never seen this,' Tom Powers, a transportation deputy commissioner, told the Sun-Times. 'Usually, it's somebody trying to get warm at night.'
Dorsay has been charged with criminal trespass to property, a misdemeanor. Defense lawyers, though, are expected to argue that since he has been watching the Bears play the past three years, he's already suffered enough.
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it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
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lol, you have a pic of his shack>
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that homeless guy had a better live than me in university. I dont have a tv or videogames. goood damn. im never giving change to a homeless kid again.
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wow thats sick if im every homeless i hope i have a cool shack
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was that his house? or did he just build a shack to get away form the wife, thats what i have under the bridge
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"Defense lawyers, though, are expected to argue that since he has been watching the Bears play the past three years, he's already suffered enough."
AHAHAHA
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hahahaahah thats awesome
go big or go home
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WHAT THE FUCK IS ROFL? OR WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN, I HAVE SEEN IT NUMEROUS TIMES. does it mean Rectums Of Fag Lovers?
I have never met you before but I hate you regardless
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i had a dream about something like this once.
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dank, it stands for 'roll on floor laughing' geeze get with it! jk
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