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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
whats with the mass amount of hate on this site, and more importantly, mocking and poking fun of Jen. she did nothing to you, and shes a beautiful woman......so quit this stuff or i'll have an Admin. ban you jerks
Dec 23 2004 9:20AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
is jen that dirty stinky whore that will suck off any guy just for the taste of semen?? i think i know her, as a matter of fact, that dirty slut is slobbin all over my knob right now and shes beggin for me to cum in her mouth



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Dec 23 2004 9:22AM
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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
HAHA very funny jerk, you must be thinking of another gal, because jen is faithful, and i as well!!
Dec 23 2004 9:23AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahahah your a dumbass for thinking jen is faithful, shes probably cheated on your tiny dicked ass 53 times this week



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Dec 23 2004 9:25AM
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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
no really man, cut it out, shes really cool, and we dont even think about doing things with other people....we even get jealous is one of us talks to the other sex.
Dec 23 2004 9:27AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im not gonna cut it out, im trying to prove my point that jen is a slut and you just dont see that, you think she got that foul stench in her special area just like that??? no way dude. she fucks too many guys without condoms and they all cum inside her and all their jizz just rotts away like an old piece of bread. and to think you actually eat that shit out. gross dude just gross



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Dec 23 2004 9:29AM
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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
dude your sick, thats not how our relationship is, you dont know me OR jen so STFU a-hole
Dec 23 2004 9:31AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
your right, i just know jen from the inside and so do my all children because they swim down her throat into her stomach everyday



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Dec 23 2004 9:33AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Dude ilovejennifer or what ever, shut up, no one cares about her skanky ass on this site.





What matters is what your doing. Not what they're doing.
Dec 23 2004 9:35AM
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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
totally incorrect, if you can give me jens last name, or at least THE TOWN SHE LIVES in, maby i'll believe you....which you probally cant, cuz your stupid and a e-loser......with no friends........

jen dosent suck dick, its not her thing, i only go down on her anyways....
Dec 23 2004 9:36AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Whipped dousche.





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Dec 23 2004 9:37AM
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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
scratchcobra...this is all i have to say to you...
Dec 23 2004 9:38AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
i have also had a girlfriend of 9 months, of which i dont plaster all over everything. seriously..how old are you?





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Dec 23 2004 9:38AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im an e-loser???? ahhahaha wtf dude, im not prancing around ooh i love jen STFU a-hole shes cool bla bla bla. and just because she doesnt suck your dick doesnt mean she doesnt suck mine or any other random guy she finds.



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Dec 23 2004 9:39AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Lat is making perfect points here dousche.





What matters is what your doing. Not what they're doing.
Dec 23 2004 9:39AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
dude ilovejennifer or whatever, your fighting a losing battle, go find jen and have her fight for you...how long have you been dating...2 weeks?





What matters is what your doing. Not what they're doing.
Dec 23 2004 9:41AM
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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
im 15, and your girlfriend of 9 months must be u-g-l-y with no friends but you...and you prolly only sit and watch TV together, not do fun thigs such as go picnicing or sailing in my boat.........and lateraliz or whatever, your dumb, jens like 17 and older than me and loves me and is hot
Dec 23 2004 9:42AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
fun things like picnicing??? ahaha thats like watching paint dry, sure picnicing would be fun if you invite 6 friends and you all bang the shit out of each other



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Dec 23 2004 9:44AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
jen is only with you because she feels sorry for you, to her your just another virginity under her belt. she doesnt love you man, shes cheating on you and you cant fucken see that



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Dec 23 2004 9:47AM
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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
nope
your wrong
she dosent know you
you dont know her
its obvious your just jealous
and a two person picnic is crazy fun
no boring
your dumb
sex is sacred
Dec 23 2004 9:49AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
sex is sacred?? no your scared of sex, shes cheating on you because you dont fuck her, you want to keep yourself for marriage what kind of shit is that?? your a fucken panzy, you got another thing coming, just wait until jen drops the bomb on you, 'im a bukkake slut'



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Dec 23 2004 9:51AM
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dank420
Posts: 63 - Karma: 11
this girl named Jen just got done letting me fuck her in the ass while she went down on my girlfriend. After I busted a nut on her face I proceeded to pee in her butt. You are a tool, and a slightly used dousche bag
Dec 23 2004 10:10AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
jen just gave me a rusty trombone
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10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real

stacken Gs niggaz

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Dec 23 2004 10:18AM
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dank420
Posts: 63 - Karma: 11
here is a picture of this jenlover

http://i.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page1-01.jpg

here is a picture of jen
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-259.htm

chow a dick flamer
I have never met you before but I hate you regardless
Dec 23 2004 10:22AM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
hahahaaha yall are all getting owned by Ilovejennifer

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 23 2004 10:32AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
^ Dude, hes telling us how much he loves this girl, and how hes goingt o marry her, how is he owning us? What would Jen think if she knew you were platering her all over this website? Ilovejennifer, i have a 22 foot Catalina Capri that i take my girlfriend sailing on, and we take road trips on my dads harley to near by towns to eat lunch and just hang out. We do watch alot of Tv together we spend alot of time together, we have an REAL relasionship its not an 'ooooh i love you so much' 2 week one like you and Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnn.





What matters is what your doing. Not what they're doing.
Dec 23 2004 10:58AM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
just let go of you egos and realize its just like ILOVEEMO and evreyother person on NS who is a joke

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 23 2004 10:59AM
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gretch6364
Posts: 851 - Karma: 8
This is the gayest thread ever...who the hell is Jen and why does this kid think anyone cares...she does give good head though...you ca even ask the football, hockey, basketball, and baseball team...not to mention an entire College fraternity...how does a girl that young get into a college party anyhow???....owe well...I have never seen a girl take so much cum in one sitting...it was crazy
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Dec 23 2004 11:05AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
welcome to the internet.





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Dec 23 2004 11:08AM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
^that was good.
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Dec 23 2004 12:36PM
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quiksilver95
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
WOW, thanks for the laugh, I needed that today.
Dec 23 2004 1:03PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
i'm sure this is just another big joke like all the other times something weird and fucked has happened.
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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis



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Dec 23 2004 1:38PM
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FLGators0621
Posts: 263 - Karma: 10
you guys wanna take this stuff out, take it out on my board



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Dec 23 2004 1:40PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
hahahahahhahahhahah this is why i love lateralis
go big or go home
Dec 23 2004 2:59PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
post the pics of jen agin
Dec 23 2004 3:02PM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
Yeah i know jen, she's gotta a cute little vagina on her. And boy oh boy does she know how to take a dick, you might know her as jen but I like to call her the dick taking champion if that makes sense.





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Dec 23 2004 3:08PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahahahahahahahaha this is great
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Dec 23 2004 3:15PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
wheres this pic of jen??? ive never seen her face before, only the back of her head



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Dec 23 2004 3:40PM
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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
okay i'll admit it the picture i posted of jen...wasnt actually her, but regardless, shes still really hot and i love her and shes here at my house right now actually....so please keep the comments about her nice, because i dont want to make her think that all e-skiers are fags....
Dec 23 2004 3:46PM
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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
and shit boi scratcobra this is your ugly bitch so you cant even hate on me
Dec 23 2004 3:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
e-skiers?? youve got to be kidding me........whats with this fucken guy hahahahah



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Dec 23 2004 3:47PM
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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
yah your online and you ski you e-skiers like e-mail is mail thats online, duh!

but seriously look at scratch cobras bitch, shes UGLY
Dec 23 2004 3:48PM
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iLoveJennifer
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
HORSE TEETH is all i see
Dec 23 2004 3:48PM
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bcboy
Posts: 719 - Karma: 9
i dont think there is a jen
Steeze its whats for dinner



Dec 23 2004 3:54PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
dude if she is christian, liek ILoveJen is, she probibly doesnt leave her house... well unless she is going over to ilovejen's house... like he said she is right now.... but i think that christianity is a crock... iuf you want to save yourself go right ahead while the rest of us are having fun... but dude, if you dont want people to hate on you, or make rude uncalled for comments toward this 'jen' don't ever prance(Sp?) around the net saying you love some one and and say all the things you said your just asking for some one to E-Whipp you.
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Dec 23 2004 4:02PM
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thefart
Posts: 281 - Karma: 10
i shuved my black dick up jennifers asshole and gave her aids
Dec 23 2004 4:05PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
youre a tool..your on newschoolers while your girlfriend is at your house..go get head you pussy
Dec 23 2004 4:06PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
then they bitch at me for bringing up how the new wave of newbs are fags....haha
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Dec 23 2004 4:10PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
Im almost certain this guy is just fuckin with everyone, but either way lateralis' posts are funny shit, this is a good thread
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Dec 23 2004 4:11PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
ahahha, these threads get funnier every week. Lets see a pic of this so caled 'jen'. Stop saying everyone elses bitch is ugly if we havnt even seen 'jen' yet. I doubt she exists
Dec 23 2004 4:46PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
i cant belive that pic before was fake
Dec 23 2004 4:50PM
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