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I just fed a piece of pizza to my dog

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steezy_doge
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so i was just like sitting on newschoolers with my dog beside me and i like just looked at her and started laughing and just put my hand out with a half eaten slice of pizza and she ate it and i just kept laughing like harder and harder hahaha my dog ate a piece of pizza haha.
Oct 4 2014 10:08PM
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Steezy_P
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nice 1
Oct 4 2014 10:09PM
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last_tango
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I like pot as well op
Oct 4 2014 10:10PM
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270on420out
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You cruel fuck. Don't you know how unhealthy that is for the dog?
Oct 4 2014 10:10PM
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SFB
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Oct 4 2014 10:12PM
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GayWolf420
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congrats on killing your dog. Pizza is deadly. take him to the vet right away.
Oct 4 2014 10:13PM
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dispatchQ_main
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no point taking to the vet. might as well just start digging a grave unless you know Wandering Bear
Oct 4 2014 10:50PM
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milk_man
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Get it. A human actually at the pizza. OP's dog is actually the one who has the Newschoolers account, and OP's dog is actually a human
Oct 4 2014 10:59PM
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ANDR01D
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Have fun with the diarrhea!
Oct 4 2014 11:07PM
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bleevus
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Maybe the funniest shit I've ever read
Oct 4 2014 11:19PM
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caucasian_chad
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How many marijuanas have you drank tonight?
Oct 4 2014 11:20PM
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Bart.Man
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levi.Maybe the funniest shit I've ever read


You should read more.

And OP, your dog is prolly gonna die. Tomatoes, as in the stuff your pizza sauce is made of, are bad for dogs. Like, real bad.
Oct 4 2014 11:39PM
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No.Quarter
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Feeding pizza to a dog is like a male student getting "sexually assaulted" by the hot young female teacher
Oct 5 2014 12:05AM
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Fitz_
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Did you also let your dog tale a hit from your joint while you were at it ?
Oct 5 2014 12:17AM
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1337
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I donno about you guys, but I chuckled
Oct 5 2014 12:18AM
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SnowshoeThompson
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my dog's eat their own poop
Oct 5 2014 12:19AM
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BigScaryLarry
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kush pizza doge OP
Oct 5 2014 1:18AM
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skier58284
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Tomatoes are very bad for dogs (and cats), m8. Don't give them tomato sauce.
Oct 5 2014 1:40AM
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ZachAndCheese
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JakeSmithFeeding pizza to a dog is like a male student getting "sexually assaulted" by the hot young female teacher


Op statutoraly raped his dog???
Oct 5 2014 7:51AM
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Dragonslayer101
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That is very neat bud. Thanks for this very eye opening story
Oct 5 2014 11:05PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Leme get this str8 dog u gve ur pizza a dog but the dog ended up getting a pizza so u ate it dog
Oct 6 2014 1:28AM
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HSmith
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Oct 6 2014 2:02AM
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RubberSoul
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well done OP you nailed it


to the people saying it's bad for the dog-- yeah but the dog eating a small slice of pizza once is not gonna do anything
Oct 6 2014 11:16AM
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Zimmerman
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RubberSoulwell done OP you nailed it


to the people saying it's bad for the dog-- yeah but the dog eating a small slice of pizza once is not gonna do anything


Except for bring the dog a short moment of pure doggy-bliss

you did the right thing OP
Oct 6 2014 11:23AM
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