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Help me make a skiing drinking game

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butteredpretzel
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We are watching Less for the first time tonight. trying to put together a list of rules for the drinking game. So far I have:
Drink everytime someone:
-switch 5s
-double flips
-switch 10s
-rail with >5 kinks
-there is a lifestyle shot segment
-there is a corporate product placement
And:
-finish your beer before the Intro seg ends
-finish a beer during the end credits
-finish your beer when/if a crash seg starts
-finish your beer if there is a banger that deserves it

If you've already seen it then you can help with rules that will get me drunk. No spoilers please
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Oct 3 2014 3:12PM
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TheHuggyBear
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Do you really want the opinion of the newschooler on when and how to drink. Oh boy
Oct 3 2014 3:32PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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Ultimate ski drinking game:

Drink while you ski.
Oct 3 2014 3:33PM
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eheath
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Step one: open a beer/make a cocktail.

Step two: put movie on

Step three: consume beverage until its gone.

Step four: repeat step one and step three until movie is over

Step five: repeat step one and step three until you fall asleep.


Its as easy as that.
Oct 3 2014 3:35PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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pussyfooterStep one: open a beer/make a cocktail.

Step two: put movie on

Step three: consume beverage until its gone.

Step four: repeat step one and step three until movie is over

Step five: repeat step one and step three until you fall asleep.


Its as easy as that.


I've played this it's reeeaaal fun. Awesome with long ski movies and maybe a face melter in there somewhere.
Oct 3 2014 3:39PM
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CaptainObvious.
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If you try to make the rules around specific tricks, it's going to turn into a bitchfest of "rewind that! he took off switch and landed switch, no way it was a 900, dipshit!"

You need specific events, not tricks.

1 drink events

If you see a shot of a beer in the movie
If someone smokes anything

2 drink events

If a skier is doing a non-skiing game/sport (i.e. skateboarding, kendama, rollerblading in a thong)
If a skier crashes
If a person unaffiliated with the movie speaks on camera (i.e. cops yelling, old dudes on snowboarding, "fuck her right in the pussy!")

3 drink events

Any time you see a bare ass
If someone vomits
If you see feces
If uses their skis for an activity without sliding on anything (i.e. pedaling a bike, golfing, having sex)

Finish your beer

If you see boobs
If you see dick
If SAIL plays
Oct 3 2014 3:43PM
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_CC_
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^ Do all of the above but every shot is with an ice luge.
Oct 3 2014 3:55PM
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CaptainObvious.
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My post can also be applied to edits. Sit in your room by yourself on NS with a cooler full of beers. It's not depressing at all. Trust me.
Oct 3 2014 4:05PM
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yelsel
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caroline.^ Do all of the above but every shot is with an ice luge.


nahhhhhh SHOT SKI!
Oct 3 2014 4:36PM
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Nate.Dog
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Everytime somebody in your crew drops their jaw and says what the fuck, theres a lot of that in less.
Oct 3 2014 5:23PM
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drumbumocdp
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GrizzlyBurrUltimate ski drinking game:

Drink while you ski.


Drink every time you see a gopro
Oct 3 2014 5:28PM
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SkiCoca
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there's this one day that my friend decided to organize a peak party on top of our home mountain after the lifts close, so during that day I basically played a drinking game with myself. Started with one beer on the chairlift and one beer going down the hill. Move on to 2 than 3 and then shit started getting weird, but it was fun haha. You should try it out for sure
Oct 3 2014 5:30PM
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integrated
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Only Rule: Drink when Lip on blind 2
Only Movie to watch: The Truvie by Tall T Trudays
Oct 3 2014 6:09PM
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LastChairMedia
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integratedOnly Rule: Drink when Lip on blind 2
Only Movie to watch: The Truvie by Tall T Trudays

How to get shit faced 101
Oct 3 2014 6:23PM
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elm.
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A drinking game involving GNAR would be amazing.
Oct 3 2014 7:01PM
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Alvaro
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elm.A drinking game involving GNAR would be amazing.


if you drink naked and talking to tour mom on a celphone, you get extra points
Oct 3 2014 7:11PM
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BrennenM
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GrizzlyBurrUltimate ski drinking game:

Drink while you ski.


chinese downhill version: first person to the bottom with a finished beer wins another beer
Oct 3 2014 9:13PM
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SamColby
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NS drinking game:

watch any hoodcrew edit
take a shot whenever there's a turn- up shot

/thread
Oct 4 2014 12:18AM
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JahLiam
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competition drinking game: drink every dub 10 mute
Oct 4 2014 1:35AM
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Willard
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Drink every time you zeach
Oct 4 2014 3:22AM
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StokeFactor
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This should get you pretty drunk:

Drink:

-For every banger (+1 for every person that screams on how awesome the trick is)

-Everytime a guy tomahawks (+1 if there's a shot of him with his face full of snow after)

-Everytime there's a shot of food

-Everytime there's a party/drinking shot (+1 for every person seen drinking or with a drink in hands in the shot)

-Everytime a someone breaks a ski (+1 if it's both skis, +2 if the dude is pisted off, +3 if the dude breaks the ski while being pisted off)

-Everytime somebody does a double backflip (+2 if it's a triple backflip, +3 for a failed attempt at a triple backflip)

-Everytime we see the cops in a shot (+1 if they're seen talking to the skiers, +2 if they arrest or stop the skier from skiing, +3 if they're cool with it, +4 if they ask to watch)

-Everytime somebody drops a disaster on an urban rail (+1 if it's over something (fence,table,etc.) and +2 if it's more than a 270 in)

-Everytime there's an inverted trick in urban
Oct 4 2014 4:59AM
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Corin
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Skiing already is a drinking game.

First you ski. Then you drink.
Oct 4 2014 6:14AM
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theabortionator
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Pretty much what eheath said. If you want to play a drinking game just be dumb about it. Watch watching the debates in 08 or 12 at a friends and we were drinking everytime joe biden bobbed his head because he kept doing it.

Don't make it too complicated or serious. When in doubt just drink.
Oct 4 2014 7:01AM
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casey.r.steele
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my version for watching comps
-drink
.anytime the announcer says japan grab
.anytime niock geopper is mentioned
.anytime any version of a cork is done
.anytime they mention henriks butter trip 16
.whenever they refer to a feature
.whenever they get one of vinnys tricks wrong
.whenever a kfed is done
.when someone falls
.anytime the announcers mention anything about wally
-take a shot
.anytime someone loses a ski
.anytime a butter is done
.if wallish does not throw his back to back switch dub 10s
.if geopper dones not make finals
.anytime they mention the name of the mountain

-the special ones
.finish beer anytime a zero spin is done
.finish beer anytime a yard sale occurs
.finish case anytime tanner hall is spotted
.finsh 5th of bourbon (or whatever liqure you drink)when henrik finally loses his pants

needless to say i dont really recall much of what happens at comps.
Oct 4 2014 12:20PM
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j.var
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-drink every time Magnus throws a banger
(you'll be drinking for 5 minutes straight)
Oct 4 2014 2:04PM
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masterhatin
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watch "Freed The Streets", every time they fall, drink.
Oct 4 2014 2:59PM
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