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PacificRimJob
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Okay, so I don't normally drink caffeine... or at least I rarely do. I don't really drink coffee and never have regularly, and I don't drink soda really ever.

This week, I've been having a coffee most days and HOLY SHIT I feel cracked out.

I mean what the fuck I feel like a hyperactive kid with a stomach ache and a consistent need to poo. How do you guys drink coffee every single day. This is bonkers.
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springz
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You build a tolerance to it. It's like anything else. I don't even drink soda anymore because the caffeine in it does nothing for me.
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Chubz.
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Tru
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arnie_grape
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don't get used to it, caffeine is horse shit.
if you exercise regularly and drink water you'll have way more energy. if you need a little bit of energy to focus take korean ginseng.
I just started school so I'm on 2-3 cups of coffee/day and never exercising and I hate it. I'm tired all the fucking time.
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PacificRimJob
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cabdriverdon't get used to it, caffeine is horse shit.
if you exercise regularly and drink water you'll have way more energy. if you need a little bit of energy to focus take korean ginseng.
I just started school so I'm on 2-3 cups of coffee/day and never exercising and I hate it. I'm tired all the fucking time.


I usually just take b12's but the coffee place across the street has the HOTTEST BARISTAS EVAR.

I'll just start ordering Tea au laits instead...
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bakedpow
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early morning classes force me to drink coffee:( i hate the taste of coffee with a passion but i love caffeine...
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.SillyGoose
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I stopped drinking coffee because I shit liquid after, so I picked up some caffeine pills from the drug store and it's so much better.

It's under "Stay Awake Aid" or something.
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ModMommy
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This summer I drank so much coffee in one day I almost shit myself. It was cool though because I ended up puking off the chairlift. I hate coffee.
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proZach
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I don't drink caffeine. Unless my coffee is Irish or my soda has jim beam.
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--ski--
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Never been a big coffee drinker. I have one cup a day at around 7.30pm to pick me up for the last few hours of work. A lot of people at the office drink coffee continuously from 8.00 am til 10-12pm - and they think I'm fucked for only drinking one.
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987321654hgfd
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You definitely get used to it.
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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I drink coffee purely for the taste. If have a few shots, sure, I'll be pretty hyper, but other than that I really get nothing from coffee. I have a cup every morning on weekdays and usually on weekends, but if I forget to pour a cup or misplaced my mug, I don't feel any noticeable drowsiness or withdrawal symptoms.
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_CC_
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I like the taste more than the caffeine. I've been drinking coffee forever and it's just become a habit. I blame my mom and Dunkin Donuts.

Buy the good shit, only drink it black and you'll never go back. You may end up like me with an emotional bond to a stanley travel mug.

However, light roast coffee is NOT my friend. I drank way too much of it freshman year of college and was tweaking in calc class.
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J.D.
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I need to stop drinking Rockstar.
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1337
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I didn't drink coffee until this winter when I had to be up at 5 and at work by 6. It gets the job done. However when I drink it at a normal time, say 8-9am, it clears me out good. Not fun.

I've definitely had a caffeine addiction in the past, I used to drink red bull pretty consistently and it FUCKS with you man. Your heart, your stomach, your digestive system, even like heartburn.
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Lé.Skiing
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J.D.I need to stop drinking Rockstar.


So hard to quit drinking energy drinks. I used to drink like two of the giant monsters a day or two rockstars or whatever was on sale depending on finances. I recently quit. I'm surprised I'm not dead right now, considering the amount of energy drinks I used to consume on a daily basis.
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Funkadelic
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I have an interesting relationship with coffee. I don't care at all about the caffeine but I love the flavor and smell like no other. I worked as a barista throughout high school and college because of the odor and free coffee. In college I worked the night shift at this one coffee shop on Mondays and I used to sleep in the shirt I wore to work because I loved the smell.

But it makes me pee out my butt. It's a serious cost benefit in my head every time I make a cup of joe.
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arnie_grape
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LE.SkiingSo hard to quit drinking energy drinks. I used to drink like two of the giant monsters a day or two rockstars or whatever was on sale depending on finances. I recently quit. I'm surprised I'm not dead right now, considering the amount of energy drinks I used to consume on a daily basis.


yeah man when I was between 12 and 15 I drank two or three energy drinks per day. probably the worst beverage you can put in your body and so fucking expensive. I was blowing like $50 a week.
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dispatchQ_main
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because v tec
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El_Barto.
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I havent had coffee in a few days and i feel like ass. So tired all the time. I take like several short naps a day to recharge.

I was a barista for a long time and drank awesome coffee everyday. Now i dont have that luxury and i refuse to drink bad coffee...id rather be a zombie
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Lé.Skiing
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cabdriveryeah man when I was between 12 and 15 I drank two or three energy drinks per day. probably the worst beverage you can put in your body and so fucking expensive. I was blowing like $50 a week.


yah near the end of my bad habit I would only buy 2 for $4 to save me money in hopes of only drinking one then having the second the next day. That almost always turned in to "perhaps I'll grab another two tomorrow and try only having one."
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Funkadelic
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caroline.You may end up like me with an emotional bond to a stanley travel mug.


My mom works for Stanley! She too has an emotional bond to a Stanley travel mug.
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toastyteenagers
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caffine is a great way to poop
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Drail
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I used to only drink it on days off, but this year I started drinking coffee in the morning before work. over the past two years I also started drinking coffee before u go skiing in the car on the way to the hill/trailhead. Unless I gotta drive at night when I'm tired I dont noally drink caffeinated beverages besides in the morning.
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.Hugo.
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LE.Skiingyah near the end of my bad habit I would only buy 2 for $4 to save me money in hopes of only drinking one then having the second the next day. That almost always turned in to "perhaps I'll grab another two tomorrow and try only having one."


Ya I hate coffee and am at work around 530am everyday so I drink energy drinks. I just do what you say and get whatever is on sale. but I can also restrain myself and only have 1 of them a day
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270on420out
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Eat an apple instead. It's healthier and more effective.
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Peter.
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never got into coffee. tastes gross. eating an apple or drinking some OJ in the morning usually wakes me up fine. the smell of coffee is fantastic though
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Frosty
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ripped fuel is my shit
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AT-AT
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In college I was drinking a pot a day. Now I just drink a few cups of tea throughout the day, and if I really have to get something done I'll take a hit. A low dose gets me right in the zone to get things done.
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Dln.scbr
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First step, make a thread
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ThaLorax
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Just order maté. The hipster baristas will instantly think you're awesome.
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SmotSmoke
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The only way I can manage drinking coffee is smoking weed some point in the day.
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eeman69
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caroline.I like the taste more than the caffeine. I've been drinking coffee forever and it's just become a habit. I blame my mom and Dunkin Donuts.

Buy the good shit, only drink it black and you'll never go back. You may end up like me with an emotional bond to a stanley travel mug.

However, light roast coffee is NOT my friend. I drank way too much of it freshman year of college and was tweaking in calc class.


The lighter the roast the more caffeine. I drink coffee everyday because it tastes amazing. I defiantly get pissed on the second day with out coffee and can feel the effects sometimes at night. But I sleep well even if I drink it at night. It's the best drink ever, and add whiskey. I had light roast espresso and lost my shit the other day. That was awesome I after one sip I could feel that goodness
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ThaLorax
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Sir.BluntingtonThe only way I can manage drinking coffee is smoking weed some point in the day.


Bahaha, that was the only way i could manage taking ADHD meds when i was in school.
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HuckNorris44
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Ayo for Yayo!
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theabortionator
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I only drink it for free at work. I try not to rely on it so it does something when I drink it like road trips if Im about to pass out etc. I'd rather have it that way than be worthless at even getting out of the house without a cup or two.
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FBGM
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DingoSeanI usually just take b12's but the coffee place across the street has the HOTTEST BARISTAS EVAR.

I'll just start ordering Tea au laits instead...


I have a cup of coffee every morning and pop b12s throughout the day. Certainly gets the job done...
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eheath
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I've had coffee pretty much every day for like 6 years now and I have no intention on stopping.
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PacificRimJob
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ThaLoraxJust order maté. The hipster baristas will instantly think you're awesome.


This is one of the less hipstery places actually. The clientele is far more professional which I really like.
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Wizerd
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I've been drinking two cups a day before school, and haven't pooped in 4 days. I might die on the toilet, wish me luck.
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skiinghorse
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WizerdI've been drinking two cups a day before school, and haven't pooped in 4 days. I might die on the toilet, wish me luck.



caffeine makes you shit more dipshit
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Laurent.
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Yesterday's coffee consumption for me:

Caffé lungo
Dead eye
Cappucino (breakfast with croissant)
Espresso
Filter
Espresso
Filter
Filter
Filter
Filter
Filter
Filter
After dinner Espresso.



Well fuck me I'm an addict.
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Mr.Bishop
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Newschoolers is definitely powered by caffeine.
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proZach
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you mean cocaine?
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Laurent.
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Mr.BishopNewschoolers is definitely powered by caffeine.


I'm now imagining a server unit with IV drips and a clerk running frantically to fill them with freshly brewed Java.
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Barefootin_Fiend
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yeah, that's pretty much how that one works...I mean, from what I hear.
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Mr.Bishop
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omnidataI'm now imagining a server unit with IV drips and a clerk running frantically to fill them with freshly brewed Java.


Its more like there's an IV drip at every staff's desk, and that clerk is an intern.
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PacificRimJob
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No coffee today. Sugar free energy drink time. Together with two jalapeno cheddar bagels (are these common elsewhere by the way? I didn't see them too often when I lived up north, but they're everywhere in CA).

Lets see how this works.
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GayWolf420
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DingoSeanNo coffee today. Sugar free energy drink time. Together with two jalapeno cheddar bagels (are these common elsewhere by the way? I didn't see them too often when I lived up north, but they're everywhere in CA).

Lets see how this works.


cheddar jalapeno is fucking bomb and is quite common in my area. I usually shoot for the 6 cheese, but there is a bagel joint right down the street that makes a killer jalapeno bacon and cheese bagel.
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