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Proof that "Friday" by Rebecca Black is about JFK's assassination

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hippy.
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The song is about the JFK assassination. The driver of the car he was assassinated in was Samuel Kickin (kickin in the front seat, sittin in back seat...) The assassination occurred on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to "get down" (got to get down on Friday) parts about the cold war and the spread of communism are referred (everybody's russian) and to top it all off, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage, eggs, and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead (got to have my bowl got to have cereal) Also the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public school to provide bus transportation for their students (got to catch my bus)
Sep 29 2014 6:51PM
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deleted5
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I feel like you're my high school English teacher telling me what the author meant by writing his book.
Sep 29 2014 6:53PM
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Spaggot
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Hippy this thread would have been so awesome 2011 when friday was popular.
Sep 29 2014 6:53PM
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ModMommy
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This was very well thought out, I appreciate the effort put into it.
Sep 29 2014 6:54PM
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skiinghorse
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this thread gave me aids. i had herpes b4 i clicked this thread, but now i got full blown hiv
Sep 29 2014 6:54PM
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hippy.
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zzzskizzzI feel like you're my high school English teacher telling me what the author meant by writing his book.

i am your english teacher and remember Wednesday after school you gotta blow me if you wanna keep that C young man
Sep 29 2014 6:55PM
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987321654hgfd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPCkcKNUVoo
Sep 29 2014 7:00PM
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Annabelle.
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*plays x-files theme song*
Sep 29 2014 8:03PM
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fujarome
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it's so crazy how perfectly it lines up if you disregard facts and just make everything up to convince people on the internet
Sep 29 2014 8:17PM
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ANDR01D
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Whatever you're smoking, I need it.
Sep 29 2014 8:26PM
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deleted5
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hippy.i am your english teacher and remember Wednesday after school you gotta blow me if you wanna keep that C young man


The only reason I passed English in high school was because I had sex with my teacher, he seemed to really enjoy it.
Sep 29 2014 9:05PM
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JGWI
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Sep 29 2014 9:09PM
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SFB
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Oct 2 2014 9:04PM
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theabortionator
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OP is so late to the party it's not even funny.

SpaggotHippy this thread would have been so awesome 2011 when friday was popular.


immasThis was very well thought out, I appreciate the effort put into it.


Are you guys serious? Look around on the internet. IT might shock you but OP's post is just a copy pf what was all over he place a year or 2 ago.

Not trying to be a dick but learn to internet people
Oct 2 2014 9:08PM
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theabortionator
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Only 3+ years late. NBD

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110419011955AAKigcz

And a billion other forums, memes, videos, etc. That was just the top of the page when I searched so rolling with that.
Oct 2 2014 9:12PM
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ModMommy
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theabortionatorNot trying to be a dick but learn to internet people


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMrVKnGzwg
Oct 2 2014 9:13PM
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toastyteenagers
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skiinghorsethis thread gave me aids. i had herpes b4 i clicked this thread, but now i got full blown hiv


your becoming the new yoski

Don't become the new yoski
Oct 2 2014 9:18PM
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theabortionator
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I just made that though and shopped the dates to fool you from the truth because I'm in the illuminati.
Oct 2 2014 9:21PM
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Brule.
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immashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMrVKnGzwg


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/719817/MLG-Guide-to-the-Internet
Oct 2 2014 9:22PM
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hippy.
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Tr0led hurd
Oct 2 2014 9:23PM
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death_grips
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Oct 4 2014 3:33PM
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simon.says
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theabortionatorOP is so late to the party it's not even funny.





Are you guys serious? Look around on the internet. IT might shock you but OP's post is just a copy pf what was all over he place a year or 2 ago.

Not trying to be a dick but learn to internet people


"Not trying to be a dick" isnt a good excuse to being a dick.
Oct 5 2014 8:09AM
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Iliveinutah
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taking words out of context and the blatant use of appeal to emotion in your statement must mean that this is true...
Oct 5 2014 4:28PM
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PacificRimJob
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Someone put on their tin foil hat.
Oct 5 2014 4:36PM
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theabortionator
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simon.says"Not trying to be a dick" isnt a good excuse to being a dick.


The biggesg thing wast that there was no reason to pull this out 3 years after. Op was trying to be tricky and some how ns ate it up and was like "ermahgerd thats amazing!". I just dont get this thread.

And lol if that was being a dick. Wanna fight?
Oct 5 2014 5:42PM
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hippy.
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theabortionatorns ate it up and was like "ermahgerd thats amazing!". I just dont get this thread.

/thread /tr0ll3d /1337 /OPrektevery1
Oct 5 2014 5:49PM
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Brule.
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DingoSeanSomeone put on their tin foil hat.


Oct 5 2014 6:21PM
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SFB
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theabortionatorThe biggesg thing wast that there was no reason to pull this out 3 years after. Op was trying to be tricky and some how ns ate it up and was like "ermahgerd thats amazing!". I just dont get this thread.

And lol if that was being a dick. Wanna fight?

i had already seen this on 4chon, but i like to give my boy hippy the benefit of the doubt.
Oct 5 2014 7:50PM
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.undetected
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Dude..... I think you are right.
WoW
Oct 6 2014 2:17AM
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