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Urban at a post office?

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casey_cope
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So there's a really sick spot at a post office nearby. I really want to it but I'm wondering what the consequences are. I've heard that you can become a convicted felon since its federal property. So what should I do?
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Sep 28 2014 6:57PM
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casey_cope
Posts: 675 - Karma: 3,398
Also +k for help
Sep 28 2014 6:58PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
ive done it before and nothing happened. youll be fine
Sep 28 2014 7:00PM
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KillaSeason
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they'll cut your sack off if they catch you, be careful
Sep 28 2014 7:33PM
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dyyylan
Posts: 186 - Karma: 500
I wonder if there would be a worse penalty if you got caught - "vandalizing government property", or something along those lines?
Sep 28 2014 7:53PM
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John18_6
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dylan_the_wizardI wonder if there would be a worse penalty if you got caught - "vandalizing government property", or something along those lines?


It's a Capitol offense.
Sep 28 2014 9:11PM
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Plankton
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john18061806It's a Capitol offense.


if you do it, you get the chair
Sep 28 2014 9:18PM
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-gram-
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that's an instant life sentace
Sep 28 2014 9:23PM
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deletedelete
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Two friends and I hit a rail in the back of a post office by my house. Cop came and didn't care at all, just said not to break anything
Sep 28 2014 9:27PM
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JGWI
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I don't think the punishment for getting caught would be any worse than somewhere else. Just be polite if they ask you to leave.
Sep 28 2014 9:33PM
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413Crew
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 5,612
you got mail mother fucker
Sep 28 2014 9:40PM
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CBishop
Posts: 135 - Karma: 59
There's a post office in Winter Park with a nice rail that we've hit several times before and never had an issue going right after it gets dark.
Sep 28 2014 10:09PM
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theabortionator
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I got kicked out and my information taken down for doing shit on federal property or whatever. No big deal.
Sep 29 2014 1:55AM
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kim_jong_ill
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Just do it on a weekend, be chill about it and don't wreck it. If a cop comes don't be a dick. We ride a hand rail in front of a government building on bmx and all we worry about is the bylaw
Sep 29 2014 2:06AM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 878
FUCKING SEND IT SON
Sep 29 2014 2:39AM
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piffypaul
Posts: 127 - Karma: 646
Just do it and get ready to bail if the pigs come
Sep 29 2014 3:39AM
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KravtZ
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I think urban is sweet...but just saying what if you owned a building of whatever type and had a nice rail in the front. Would you want some skiers/boarders/skaters, etc coming by and taking off the paint, waxing the rails, etc...probably not.

I mean if I owned a building it would have sick rails for skiing but the vast majority of people dont want property destroyed considering painting a handrail im sure costs some $
Sep 29 2014 3:07PM
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gperry1
Posts: 377 - Karma: 818
Be very careful, do it on a sunday, and clean up.
Sep 29 2014 8:26PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I mean they close every sunday how hard can it be?
Sep 29 2014 8:28PM
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robotdna
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 2,959
Make sure to film the moment when you get carted off by Obama for skiing on his property
Sep 29 2014 8:47PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
KravtZI think urban is sweet...but just saying what if you owned a building of whatever type and had a nice rail in the front. Would you want some skiers/boarders/skaters, etc coming by and taking off the paint, waxing the rails, etc...probably not.

I mean if I owned a building it would have sick rails for skiing but the vast majority of people dont want property destroyed considering painting a handrail im sure costs some $


Yes, I would install load bearing unpainted handrails.
Sep 29 2014 8:51PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
It's a known fact that you can do any jib at a post office without penalty as long as you have proper postage whilst sending it haha
Sep 29 2014 9:25PM
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CashBrah
Posts: 185 - Karma: 825
just leave whenever someone comes, who really cares. I don't think they're going to do anything about it. They'll just tell you to leave
Sep 29 2014 9:26PM
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