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SANTA TRACKER

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ATLANTASKI
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thats right kids, norad, the same folks that track incoming rogue nuclear missiles have a santa tracking division. For the NS community i propose that I and a few other members of the NS militia track santa throughout christmas eve. cscshhhkkkkkkkkkk

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 22 2004 4:56PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
OMFG AND JOJO AND RINGO STAR ARE THE HEAD CELEBRITY TRACKERS OMFG

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'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 22 2004 4:58PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
i suggest you get a life
Dec 22 2004 4:58PM
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beep
Posts: 318 - Karma: 9
your stupidity knows no bounds.
Dec 22 2004 4:58PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
no just no


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Dec 22 2004 5:19PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
they had that last year too... the kept checking it on the news. I was like 'the kids in asia dont even belive in santa!!!' it didnt make alot of sence.
-Thom Savery

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Dec 22 2004 5:20PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
norads been tracking santa for like the past 50 years yo

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 22 2004 5:22PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
ive been trackin your stupidety since feb 02 2004
Dec 22 2004 5:45PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
wow i think he really likes ssanta
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Dec 22 2004 5:58PM
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CORKED
Posts: 320 - Karma: 16
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Dec 22 2004 6:24PM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
jojo eh? she probably still believes in santa for sure


BE YOURSELF
Dec 22 2004 6:36PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
he doesnt' exist! wake up!









i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

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Dec 22 2004 7:57PM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
for all you stupid little faggots out tehre, Santa's FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he doesnt' exist, its your parents. look in there closter and you'l find presents frum Santa
we ride togetha, we die togetha
Dec 22 2004 8:56PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
^no shit sherlock. its just for fun.
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Dec 22 2004 9:00PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
aaactually...mine are hidden under the bed..
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Dec 23 2004 12:18AM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
'for all you stupid little faggots out tehre, Santa's FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he doesnt' exist, its your parents. look in there closter and you'l find presents frum Santa'

Are you fucking kidding me? We aren't fucking dumbasses.
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Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
Dec 23 2004 12:20AM
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freeskisquaw
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 16
Can we start a petition to get Atlantaski banned, perhaps? I'm absolutely serious about this, if you share the same opinion as me, message me, we'll try to work something out to rid this site of his stupidity.

NS has become the official gathering of the world's dumbest people.



Scratch174, thank you.
Dec 23 2004 12:21AM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
santas not real bud

He who hesitates masturbates
Dec 23 2004 12:21AM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
No.
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Dec 23 2004 12:21AM
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davidh
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this thread is a joke.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

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Dec 23 2004 1:14AM
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ATLANTASKI
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WHEW SAW SANTA ON THE NEWZ GETTING APPROVAL TO FLY OVER US AIRSPACE WITH THE HEAD OF THE FAA!!!!????

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 23 2004 10:38AM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
BUMP

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 23 2004 6:09PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
why would you bump this ............
your a fuckin tool
Dec 23 2004 6:18PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
SO WE ALL KNOW WHERE SANTA IS!!

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 23 2004 6:25PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
this thread is so fucking retarded it is painful
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Dec 23 2004 6:45PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
sorry for adding some christmas cheerGUYZ

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 23 2004 9:34PM
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SSteezle
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^just a bad life, no other way to say it
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Dec 23 2004 10:22PM
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guddgulf17
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what complete and utter stupidity
i will stop ragging on the reactors, i promise

Dec 23 2004 10:34PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
there is no christmas cheer in this bitch, so please relinquish your command
-joe

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Dec 23 2004 10:39PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
www.noradsanta.com

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 23 2004 10:41PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Santa does in fact exist.
He may not be a physical object or person.
He may not bring toys to kids around the world.
But he exists as a joyous spirit that brings happiness to millions around the world.
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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
Dec 23 2004 11:43PM
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720skiguy
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^hit the nail on the head
Dec 23 2004 11:49PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
yea doggie

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 24 2004 10:03AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
looks like norcowolverinerider just found out about santa not more than 2 days ago


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Dec 24 2004 10:09AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
He's going to get a lump of coal tonight.
Baha.
Have fun making charcoal drawings for the next year you naughty kid.
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Dec 24 2004 10:37PM
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eheath
Posts: 61604 - Karma: 123,113
altantaski, you are officaly homosexual
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'^u r sooooooooooooooo gay'-CalebtheHartman

'wow, that was a good comeback, just repeating the same thing, but in a way which makes you sound retarded. im in awe at your mad insulting skills. no seriously. your my new hero.'-Apple





i invented the name 'japical'
Dec 25 2004 12:53AM
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guddgulf17
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most of the time^. the real saint nick gave everything he had to the poor, and died poor. he lived a frugal life, one to be admired
i will stop ragging on the reactors, i promise



fun things like picnicing??? ahaha thats like watching paint dry, sure picnicing would be fun if you invite 6 friends and you all bang the shit out of each other- lateralis



Dec 25 2004 12:56AM
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Public_Maverick
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 11
newschoolers has a militia?
i have a glock. i think i can help

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/crispypart2.wmv
Dec 25 2004 2:18PM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
atlantaski go jump off a bridge

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Dec 25 2004 3:45PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
santa died...i kicked him in teh balls
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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

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Dec 25 2004 8:00PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Damn where is that site that proves how Santa can travel around the world in time to deliver all his presents?





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Dec 26 2004 12:12PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
atl ski is a dickfore
SGB



'how about u call it a double grab? or a japical or critinap'-pussyfooter

Dec 26 2004 3:49PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
WATS A DICKFORE GUYZZ ZZ!!!????!?!? I RLLY DNTT KNOE!???!
GLORY

SKIING

HONOR



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Dec 26 2004 9:36PM
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