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What ski has the best name?

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brend
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I think that the pipe cleaner is one of the best.
Sep 25 2014 11:28PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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these
Sep 25 2014 11:32PM
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tomPietrowski
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The original name of the pepitor, the petafile(sp?)
Sep 25 2014 11:38PM
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toastyteenagers
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I'm sure pocket rocket is a penis euphemism
Sep 25 2014 11:39PM
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lurking
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Rossignol Scratch
Sep 25 2014 11:53PM
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S.J.W
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Kung Fujas
Chronic
Sir Francis Bacon
Devestator
Sep 26 2014 12:09AM
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LC.
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VJJ.

/end thread
Sep 26 2014 1:20AM
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joesdapoes
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These "best top sheet" and "best base" kind of threads are really anoying op, stop it
Sep 26 2014 1:50AM
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Heddious
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VJJ is the lamest excuse of a joke ever imo.
Sep 26 2014 3:08AM
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JahLiam
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jeronimo
Sep 26 2014 5:45AM
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dtwizzle
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Burton
Sep 26 2014 6:47AM
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veng_m
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ride
Sep 26 2014 6:53AM
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soulskier
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Sir Francis Bacon
Sep 26 2014 7:27AM
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BWalmer
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Cease & Desist...mostly because of the story behind it.
Sep 26 2014 8:14AM
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270on420out
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BWalmerCease & Desist...mostly because of the story behind it.


Well we're waiting. Tell the story Uncle Bwalmer.
Sep 26 2014 9:19AM
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Goku
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OREOPRAHWell we're waiting. Tell the story Uncle Bwalmer.


They had a ski called the "Great Scott"
Scott got pissed and sent them a cease and desist.
The name of the ski got changed to cease and desist.

But Helldorado, Katana, Fujative, Chopsticks, Pipecleaner, and Sir Francis Bacon ftw
Sep 26 2014 10:05AM
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tdollo
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Osama pros
Sep 26 2014 10:18AM
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Dig.
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BoaxVJJ.

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Never thought of it that way
Sep 26 2014 11:47AM
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RubberSoul
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GokuThey had a ski called the "Great Scott"
Scott got pissed and sent them a cease and desist.
The name of the ski got changed to cease and desist.

But Helldorado, Katana, Fujative, Chopsticks, Pipecleaner, and Sir Francis Bacon ftw


for sure, cease and desist is really funny and the katana is just a great name for a great ski
Sep 26 2014 11:49AM
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montanan
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line prophet , K2 Mad n' AK, fisher addicts
Sep 26 2014 12:23PM
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Holte
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Cease and Desist easily. It's just too funny.

Here's the original thread: https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/495436/ON3P-received-demand-to-change-name-of----Great-Scott---?page=1
Sep 26 2014 12:30PM
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johnblaze
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K2 Poacher!
Sep 26 2014 12:32PM
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qc_riders
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The cat in space buy j skis
Sep 26 2014 12:44PM
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Miomo
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qc_ridersThe cat in space buy j skis


Who bought Jskis?
Sep 26 2014 1:02PM
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elm.
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Mastermind, DPS Spoon, Billy Goat
Sep 26 2014 1:09PM
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Bombay
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VJJ and Hot Mess for women's skis
Sep 26 2014 1:12PM
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holytoast
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chronic cause weed dude
Sep 26 2014 2:00PM
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gingaskier
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Why has no one mentioned the Pon2oon, the obsethed, seth pistols, or the YLES?
Sep 26 2014 2:52PM
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integrated
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Da'nollie
Sep 26 2014 2:52PM
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steezburgereddie
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gingaskierseth pistols


That sounds like a really bad lisp
Sep 26 2014 3:02PM
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AlexFogo85
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Always loved the name Halos and Alpha 1s from Armada
Sep 26 2014 3:32PM
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piffypaul
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RailersailerI'm sure pocket rocket is a penis euphemism


Fuck off
Sep 26 2014 3:46PM
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L0gic
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chronic
Sep 26 2014 3:59PM
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yeahmon
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Al dente and VJJ
Sep 26 2014 4:25PM
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J_Steez
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Al dente, the perfectly cooked noodle
Sep 26 2014 4:31PM
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SimplyClean
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Magnum Opus - latin (opera magna) = refers to the largest, and perhaps the best, greatest, most popular, or most renowned achievement of an artist.

Really sweet how Eric (as an artist and skier) has put some real meaning behind the name of his new pro model, which as he's said is the best ski he's ever made.

Sep 26 2014 4:45PM
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413Crew
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armada alpha x sounds so dope
Sep 26 2014 4:50PM
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APunx176
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Pipe Cleaner
El Rey
Infamous
Sep 26 2014 4:54PM
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equinn
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filthy rich
Sep 26 2014 4:55PM
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Hamlet
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James
Sep 26 2014 5:13PM
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ANDR01D
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Powabunga is a pretty rad name. +K if someone wears a Michelangelo costume will riding them.
Sep 26 2014 5:19PM
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tiger5167
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tropic thunder - jskis
Sep 26 2014 5:44PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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Spatula
Sep 26 2014 5:49PM
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duhbige
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boone
Sep 26 2014 6:05PM
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C-Wal
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volkl have some great names - yumi, kendo and mantra
Sep 26 2014 6:30PM
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Goku
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lachandos1tropic thunder - jskis


Hey thanks
Sep 26 2014 6:39PM
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death_grips
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All black crows have dope names.
Sep 26 2014 6:53PM
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radish
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Jaguar Shark
Sep 26 2014 7:41PM
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frickindarn
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Not the best exactly but I think the 4Frnt YLE is pretty clever.
Sep 26 2014 8:02PM
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NinetyFour
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ON3P's Worst Topsheet contests gave us a few. Grizzlycorn and Fish Sticks are two of my personal favourites. While they don't really reference a ski model name, they're still great names.
Sep 26 2014 8:11PM
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DeRizzo
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BWalmerCease & Desist...mostly because of the story behind it.


Enlighten me please.
Sep 26 2014 8:25PM
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