Replying to Weird roommates thread

my roommate is fucking whack
here is a small list of why

talks to himself almost constantly, has woke me up sleeping because he sleep talks so fucking loudly
his side of the room looks like a homeless man on PCP, rummaged through his belongings
has more stuff than i have ever seen, overflowing on my side of the room
sweats like an old Romanian man who is trapped in a sauna constantly( like dripping sweat)
leaves trash everywhere and dirty dishes like crazy
drinks Gatorade and mountain dew constantly, like an unhealthy amount
so inhumanly awkward, i swear talking to a tree would be more interesting than this dude
constantly looking at my computer screen like a creeper bugs the shit out of me

What kind of shit do your roommates do?