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For men, sex is like a pizza.
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Even if it sucks, it's still pretty good.
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'this isn't a beer belly...
it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
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you're an ass
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
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That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
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'this isn't a beer belly...
it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
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lets see if i can say somthing as usefull. to me, gingerale is like a pop, its bad but still good.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
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i've heard this like 20 times
«*$*Carney*$*»
One time at mount Mckay..........
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never heard it, but it wasn't funny
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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis
drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
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my dick is big, but its also a dick
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Dg, Member of the NS Army
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
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i fucked some guys gf last night, but shes still a chick
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Dg, Member of the NS Army
Head mads represent
Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
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lol once my dad told me that sex was like lunch, sometimes its good sometimes its bad
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at night its all warm and gooey, in the morning its all cold and coagulated.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'221 is fucking hilarious'
~221
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...that wasnt funny
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
-skiingpimp
im native *beats a drum*
-ontarioskiingsucks
and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer
-EastCoastPride
TMC, JC, S3p
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my penis is like a hockey stick; its always got game, if you know how to handle it.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
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yeah. I really shit the bed there. This will be my last post on NS.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'221 is fucking hilarious'
~221
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i hate when i burn pizza, that really urks me
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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
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i like the thing about the hokcey stick and how to handle it;) haha funny shyte nigga
we ride togetha, we die togetha
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i think we can all agree that skiing is the dopest shit alive, ok lets let this gay thread die now
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Head mads represent
Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
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no no no, you fucked this one up. it's:
'sex is like skiing. when it's good, it's good. and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.'
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Home of the Rotating Signature
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i once got owned by a dog on rollerblades in 5th grade. Yeah, big hill, dogs turf, shitty roller blades and a skinny ass 10 year old dont mix to well.'
- KLD
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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Don't forget to start your own thread about leaving the site 221.
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