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Need a job? Pro at rolling blunts?

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Bmo.
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This is probably the best thing I've ever seen pop up on my newsfeed.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/rapper-waka-flocka-is-hiring-a-blunt-roller#3vg8uex



Post up your applications
Sep 17 2014 3:32PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Would you have to follow him around? I thought everyone had that friend who could roll a nice blunt. Thankfully, I was blessed with God fingers to roll up Dutchmasters ;)
Sep 17 2014 3:38PM
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katrina
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i would be honored be waka's bad bitch
Sep 17 2014 3:43PM
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-benedetto
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Katrinai would be honored be waka's bad bitch


You'd want to hear this bullshit everyday? Refer to around 3:30

http://youtu.be/iFiPANvxfDg
Sep 17 2014 3:48PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
But isn't the marijuana illegal?
Sep 17 2014 3:56PM
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Phil-X-
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Can any HR guys help me out on how to word this in my resume?




"Processed organic materials and repurposed within cellulose based sleeves for high profile client"
Sep 17 2014 4:00PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,933
would be fun for a week, then I would steal a bunch of boxes swishers and garbage bag or two of bud.
Sep 17 2014 4:13PM
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KravtZ
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What a moron. No wonder these tools go broke when there careers turn to shit. Sounds like the best way to spend 50k I could ever think of....I hope he loses his career and every dollar he has made. Not to mention probably ruining some kids life who will get arrested and take the downfall for having lbs of weed on him
Sep 17 2014 4:24PM
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japanada
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I wonder if there is a clause in there that you have to take the rap/do the time if the tour bus ever gets pulled over.
Sep 17 2014 7:35PM
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Daski
Posts: 658 - Karma: 2,348
-benedettoYou'd want to hear this bullshit everyday? Refer to around 3:30

http://youtu.be/iFiPANvxfDg


This was well worth the 5 min spent watching it
Sep 17 2014 7:46PM
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SamtheEagle
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i do need a job and i can roll blunts... hmmmm
Sep 17 2014 9:41PM
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hcaulfield
Posts: 112 - Karma: 393
I thought that was a joke... Ummmmmm
Sep 18 2014 9:45AM
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Jeebus.
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japanadaI wonder if there is a clause in there that you have to take the rap/do the time if the tour bus ever gets pulled over.


Ya, id imagine you'd be the one getting thrown under the bus
Sep 18 2014 10:14AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
pure gold
Sep 18 2014 4:26PM
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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
He hired Seth Rogen as his blunt roller.
Sep 18 2014 5:51PM
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Chubbs.
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Chubbs.He hired Seth Rogen as his blunt roller.


http://www.nme.com/news/waka-flocka-flame/79840
Sep 18 2014 5:52PM
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theabortionator
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I don't smoke anymore but I'm sick at rolling blunts. I'd be perfect for this job. That said fuck waka flocka. I wouldn't be able to handle being around that bullshit for a whole year even for the pay.
Sep 18 2014 6:20PM
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Backyard.Skier
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theabortionatorI don't smoke anymore but I'm sick at rolling blunts. I'd be perfect for this job. That said fuck waka flocka. I wouldn't be able to handle being around that bullshit for a whole year even for the pay.


not even to party like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqWMfzY6nZk
Sep 18 2014 10:41PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
Inb4 a cop gets it
Sep 19 2014 1:51PM
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Al.Capone
Posts: 661 - Karma: 2,779
If I go to Waka Flocka's team then am I technically a part of the Saga fam?
Sep 19 2014 2:01PM
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Beepboop123
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Steve Step would do it
Sep 20 2014 2:57AM
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