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I would be so happy....

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iSmokeweed
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.... If my leg didn't fall asleep every time I took a shit.
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Sep 14 2014 10:43PM
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cornholio
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sometimes thats half the fun
Sep 14 2014 10:46PM
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.Hugo.
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I've had that happen a few times. One time both fell asleep and I tried to stand up after my shit and I fell headfirst through the shower curtain.
Sep 14 2014 10:48PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,978
Hmmm that's never happened to me. OP I think you might need to get your leg amputated
Sep 14 2014 11:36PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
I don't get that, i have a high output sphincter.
Sep 14 2014 11:38PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
i lost feeling in my arms because i fell asleep on them. i couldnt get up when i woke up for about 10 minutes.
Sep 14 2014 11:49PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10831 - Karma: 57,376
I didn't know this was possible.
Sep 14 2014 11:53PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
I get this a lot when I'm using my phone whilst shitting. Damn you newschoolers.
Sep 14 2014 11:54PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
http://youtu.be/z_17RHGKNTY
Sep 15 2014 12:04AM
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,270
mine have gone completely numb a couple of times. it's weird when you stand up and can't feel your feet
Sep 15 2014 12:06AM
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Rusticles
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Jeebus.I don't get that, i have a high output sphincter.


A shit turbine. "The ol shit turbine is spooling up"
Sep 15 2014 4:01AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
I love when that happens. Because then you can't feel your ass cheek and you may miss a big chunk of dooty and then you get weird looks the rest of the day as you walk around smelling like poop. It's the best.
Sep 15 2014 10:51AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
I love when that happens. Because then you can't feel your ass cheek and you may miss a big chunk of dooty and then you get weird looks the rest of the day as you walk around smelling like poop. It's the best.
Sep 15 2014 10:51AM
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congrossman.
Posts: 142 - Karma: 520
it makes you feel alive... because the tingling is nice
Sep 15 2014 11:24AM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,980
sometimes i scroll through social media while i dump and by the time i stand up i cant even walk. i end up sitting on the floor of the bathroom until feeling returns to my limbs
Sep 16 2014 1:58PM
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
cornholiosometimes thats half the fun


This. I play with my leg when it goes numb
Sep 16 2014 1:58PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
last month i had a campylobacter infection and pooped for almost 12h/day

my legs were so numb i was afraid of not being able to walk away from the porcelain throne ....
#truestory
Sep 16 2014 2:04PM
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Astomp
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Happened to someone I know too. .. Unfortunately one of his arms had to be cut off.
Sep 16 2014 3:51PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37540 - Karma: 121,585
sometimes when I'm alone I sit on my hand and wait till it gets numb, and masterbate. They call that a stranger. You ever given yourself a stranger?
Sep 16 2014 11:44PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
DeebieSkeebiessometimes when I'm alone I sit on my hand and wait till it gets numb, and masterbate. They call that a stranger. You ever given yourself a stranger?


Sep 17 2014 1:58AM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
DeebieSkeebiessometimes when I'm alone I sit on my hand and wait till it gets numb, and masterbate. They call that a stranger. You ever given yourself a stranger?


I should have tried that instead of just laying there. I could have given myself 2 strangers at once.
Sep 17 2014 2:07AM
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Dolan.Escobar
Posts: 683 - Karma: 943
RusticlesA shit turbine. "The ol shit turbine is spooling up"


Turbos spool not turbines
Sep 17 2014 2:22AM
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250r
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Sep 17 2014 2:22AM
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Phil-X-
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250r


I want one. For anyone who has no idea what the fuck it is, it makes your shit slid outta you like you drank a can of WD40 with your last meal
Sep 17 2014 2:27AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
I'd be soooo happy if i didn't have to unclog the toilet everytime i took a shit.

/claim
Sep 17 2014 3:01PM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,027
stop leaning on your thigh... Also, you're not supposed to be sitting that long. Causes hemorrhoids
Sep 17 2014 4:08PM
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Wrenn
Posts: 226 - Karma: 915
Has anyone else been shitting, then you think you're done and you start wiping, then you feel another shit coming and you're just like, what the fuck.
Sep 18 2014 12:52AM
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milk_man
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I_Am_Modlast month i had a campylobacter infection and pooped for almost 12h/day

my legs were so numb i was afraid of not being able to walk away from the porcelain throne ....
#truestory


That is so epic
Sep 19 2014 12:20AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
i've never taken a poop longer than 3 minutes unless i'm really sick or something. any other power poopers out there with me?
Sep 19 2014 12:29AM
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Wampire
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Phil-X-I want one. For anyone who has no idea what the fuck it is, it makes your shit slid outta you like you drank a can of WD40 with your last meal


or you could just get a stool from your house and not waste money
Sep 19 2014 12:39AM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
great thread, see a doctor
Sep 19 2014 2:32PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
sleeping on your arm is the sketchiest thing, you can't move it for like 10 minutes when you wake up
Sep 19 2014 2:55PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
Have you ever gone to take a shit, and you don't realize you forgot your phone until you sit down
Sep 19 2014 3:38PM
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