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What should I ask for my Birthday?

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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
Well ns im turning 16 and i really dont know what i want for my birthday.

help me out, good answers get +k
Sep 14 2014 10:23PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
a car
Sep 14 2014 10:25PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Criterion collection. Nothing gets girls wetter than talking about Kurosawa or Truffaut
Sep 14 2014 10:31PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
New rubber bands for your braces
Sep 14 2014 10:44PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
amazon gift card. thats any present you want including but not limited to dildos
Sep 14 2014 11:30PM
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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
A big booty hoe
Sep 14 2014 11:30PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
Clothes are always a good bet or shoes. Maybe a nice hat or ask for Itunes giftcard so when the ski movies drop on Itunes you can go flatout and order them all.
Sep 14 2014 11:31PM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
littlebits.cc
littlebits are cool
Sep 15 2014 1:08AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
the money your parents saved by not having an abortion
Sep 15 2014 1:13AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
An Aeropress. Best gift i got this Birthday
Sep 15 2014 4:49AM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
You should ask for a really big hat

Sep 15 2014 9:26AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
dragon dildos
Sep 15 2014 10:33AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Dr._Alan_GrantYou should ask for a really big hat



I love norm so much.
Sep 15 2014 10:37AM
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congrossman.
Posts: 142 - Karma: 520
tie-dye ass trap
Sep 15 2014 11:25AM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
.FRY.a car


There's really no other option
Sep 15 2014 11:43AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
On amazon you can buy a 39" 4k TV for only $340
Sep 15 2014 12:10PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
dildos and porn for sure, maybe cigarettes
Sep 15 2014 3:16PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
a boat
Sep 15 2014 3:59PM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
If you don't know then either ask for money or gift cards, cos surely you don't want to be getting anything that's suggested on here for your 16th birthday, i mean comon, a little bit of digging I'm sure there's something you wish you had. If it's too pricey then ask for cash and save up for sure, always worth it.
Sep 15 2014 4:12PM
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gaperz
Posts: 33 - Karma: 990
eye drops
Sep 15 2014 7:08PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Ask for a male full grown Ball Python. Get a good relationship so that it trusts you, and you trust it. After getting complete trust on both sides, go to the nearest bank and use him as a criminal accomplice. Snakes make the best partners cos they have no mercy. You will successfully rob the bank because you have a huge python on your side. Instant wealth
Sep 15 2014 8:36PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Ask for a nice watch. It might not seem like the greatest idea at the time but ladies love a man with a quality time piece.
Sep 15 2014 8:52PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
WampireAsk for a male full grown Ball Python. Get a good relationship so that it trusts you, and you trust it. After getting complete trust on both sides, go to the nearest bank and use him as a criminal accomplice. Snakes make the best partners cos they have no mercy. You will successfully rob the bank because you have a huge python on your side. Instant wealth


notbad.jpeg
Sep 15 2014 8:59PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
Hookers and blo
Sep 15 2014 10:08PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
Dr._Alan_GrantYou should ask for a really big hat



its funny, because its a big hat. so its funny
Sep 15 2014 10:11PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Turd.Fergusonits funny, because its a big hat. so its funny


no i think you misunderstood the joke. Its funny cos the hat is yellow, and obviously doesn't match well with the red shirt, and black jacket
Sep 15 2014 10:22PM
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eeman69
Posts: 72 - Karma: 105
Lube for your bung
Sep 15 2014 11:14PM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284
H.ScorpioAn Aeropress. Best gift i got this Birthday


are aeropress' really that good? do you usually use it just for coffee or espressos or what
Sep 16 2014 12:55AM
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SnowshoeThompson
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 1,433
ask for your independence and then run away
Sep 16 2014 12:59AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,212
KEVTRONthe money your parents saved by not having an abortion


I wish I had lower prices then but it's tough to start a small business. Also I'm sure that money and more has been spent on heavy drinking
Sep 16 2014 1:07AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
gas gift cards
Sep 16 2014 1:13AM
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