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If Ski Movies had accurate titles

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Duck_Sauce
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stept: probably gonna go to the hospital
the main idea: Slow motion all the things
you get the idea
Sep 11 2014 6:29PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
Revolver-- Too Much of a Good Thing: The Movie (+ Dubstep)

Level 1 (any from 2005-2010ish)-- Last Year's Snowboarding Trends

MSP (Any)-- Modern Skiing Shot Like It's in the 90s
Sep 11 2014 6:44PM
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hoodcrew
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i think our title was 110% accurate
[URL]http://WWW.CHECKCLOTHING.CO[/URL]M
Sep 11 2014 7:11PM
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PM4FreeJiberish
Posts: 447 - Karma: 3,533
All.I.Can: Tasteful Porn
Sep 11 2014 7:13PM
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ZachAndCheese
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Education of Style: a long ass edit
Sep 11 2014 7:18PM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
Mutiny- Man Vs Concrete
Sep 11 2014 7:35PM
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lurking
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Let it Flow- Way too many shots in mono
Sep 11 2014 7:42PM
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
Into the Mind- "Theres' gotta be skiing in here somewhere...."

or
"Tibetan Man spins prayer wheel"
Sep 11 2014 7:54PM
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Brocka_Flocka
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Teddy Bear Crisis: Broken Ankles and Pow Landings
Sep 11 2014 8:03PM
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dtwizzle
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Wicked - Fucking wicked
Sep 11 2014 8:46PM
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jimmy_buckle
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Supervention - Euro Awesome
Sep 11 2014 9:04PM
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S.J.W
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The Wallisch Project: Defying physics
Sep 11 2014 9:54PM
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hoodshoe
Posts: 129 - Karma: 1,055
Mutiny: disturbing hospital scenes

Partly cloudy: you'll fall asleep
Sep 11 2014 10:11PM
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Bum.Life
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Valhalla: Whats with all these hippies?
Sep 11 2014 10:24PM
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.lencon
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Like a Lion: Watch tanner hall do drugs and swear at a young age
Sep 11 2014 11:16PM
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John18_6
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Clayton Vila FIVE (trailer): A S S
Sep 11 2014 11:51PM
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toastyteenagers
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Less: more marketing
Sep 11 2014 11:57PM
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tri_photo
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kajpandey10Mutiny: disturbing hospital scenes

Partly cloudy: you'll fall asleep


with partly cloudy, the second time I watched I really liked it.
Sep 12 2014 1:47AM
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tri_photo
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 7,195
Could poor boyz be this?

any Poor Boyz movie:

never be as good as Everyday Is a Saturday
Sep 12 2014 1:50AM
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k3ndall.goodman
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Super proof inc.- no one really knows what the fuck we're doing
Sep 12 2014 1:54AM
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Jack-Jorg
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all damn day: ummm i just don't have anything bad about this one

education of style: on weed bout 99 percent of the time

burn: 4bi9's remake of mutiny
Sep 12 2014 2:33AM
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FabseM
Posts: 155 - Karma: 489
Ski Porn: Cool skiing with 80s/90s porn stars on colored background
Sep 12 2014 2:45AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,833
Jack-Jorgburn: 4bi9's remake of mutiny


damn dude it's not even done being cut yet you're so lucky you got to see it though
Sep 12 2014 2:54AM
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theabortionator
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They aren't inaccurate more you want to rename them based on a generalized version of your impression of the content.
Sep 12 2014 3:05AM
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AlexMartini
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D.O.P.E. II : Too legit to quit
Sep 12 2014 3:21AM
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NPF
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powder_mafiaSuper proof inc.- no one really knows what the fuck we're doing


The Recruitment - you'll all have to wait and see

AlexMartiniD.O.P.E. II : Too legit to quit


DOPE 1, 2, and 3 are too legit to quit
Sep 12 2014 5:54AM
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LastChairMedia
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The Wallisch Project: A really short edit
Sep 12 2014 6:59AM
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NPF
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LastChairMediaThe Wallisch Project: A really short edit


a 8 minute edit isnt very short... how about The Wallisch Project: 8 minutes of ski porn
Sep 12 2014 7:05AM
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DanielPlainview
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the 86: theyre not allowed to ski there/ chuck is wearing a ski mask
Sep 12 2014 8:07AM
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EastShoreDrive
Posts: 188 - Karma: 862
Any MSP Movie - "The Same Jokes as Last Year (and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that)"
Sep 12 2014 8:12AM
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LastChairMedia
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NPFilma 8 minute edit isnt very short... how about The Wallisch Project: 8 minutes of ski porn


Too short to be a "Movie"
Sep 12 2014 9:48AM
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iLLbiLLy
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Any WME Movie (post warren miller): Ski movies for people who don't ski
Or just simply... FUCK WME.
Sep 12 2014 10:26AM
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Forcillo
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Field: I would be clueless without the subtitles.

Sherpas: Shit, guys, we're supposed to be shooting a ski movie?

Stept: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Sep 12 2014 10:34AM
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Ski_The_E
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Bolero project: Fuck yea
Sep 12 2014 11:10AM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Wild Stallions: Prequel to Traveling Circus
Sep 12 2014 11:19AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,833
LastChairMediaMovie


"a story or event recorded by a camera as a set of moving images and shown in a theater or on television; a motion picture"
Sep 12 2014 11:23AM
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freeballer
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Bum.LifeValhalla: Whats with all these hippies?

Man, I could barely watch it. So many goddamn hippies doing hippy shit, wearing stupid hippy clothes except when they were skiing when they were wearing $700 Goretex shells and skiing on brand new, next year's equipment. I thought that was odd.
Sep 12 2014 11:33AM
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fredyferl
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Refresh: The movie Level 1 has been trying to top for the past 5 years
Sep 12 2014 1:30PM
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shreditor
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ForcilloField: I would be clueless without the subtitles.

Sherpas: Shit, guys, we're supposed to be shooting a ski movie?

Stept: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Haha perfect title for Sherpa!
Sep 12 2014 1:40PM
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SwedishSteezeJDH
Posts: 60 - Karma: 314
All Damn Day: Berms drops down a couple flights of stairs, a few fences, some concrete, then double ejects. Krazy Karl ask too much from the universe, and Reed Lewis goes huge
Sep 12 2014 2:35PM
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GANGBANG420
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Blackout: xxxxxxxxl
Sep 12 2014 2:35PM
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rudager
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We- We love talking non stop about each other
Sep 12 2014 2:40PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,191
rudagerWe- We love talking non stop about each other


Hahaha i know man. Good footage but they acted like it's illegal to ski alone and almost impossible
Sep 12 2014 2:44PM
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Noddard
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Hotdog - soft core porno
Sep 12 2014 4:21PM
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frickindarn
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Supervention: Jesper and his friends are clearly using cheat codes
Sep 12 2014 5:21PM
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Mike.Records
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danbrown"a story or event recorded by a camera as a set of moving images and shown in a theater or on television; a motion picture"


DanBrown: Most useless mod ever.
Sep 12 2014 5:33PM
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rollie
Posts: 346 - Karma: 143
snowboard movie but...

the art of flight: the art of red bulls bank account
Sep 12 2014 5:38PM
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notspoicey
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rolliesnowboard movie but...

the art of flight: the art of red bulls bank account


nah, the red bull helicopter movie
Sep 12 2014 5:43PM
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danbrown
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Mike.RecordsDanBrown: Most useless mod ever.


agreed/upvoted
Sep 12 2014 6:21PM
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BlakeHeidinger
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ForcilloField: I would be clueless without the subtitles.

Sherpas: Shit, guys, we're supposed to be shooting a ski movie?

Stept: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Hahahahaha lost it at stept
Sep 12 2014 6:32PM
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